: So You Think You Can Wank?
Edit for clarification: So You Think You Can Dance is a Fox reality show. The American Idol of dance. Same producers, they even have their own incoherent brunette alcoholic serving as judge. It's one of the higher-rated summer shows, spawned versions in dozens of countries, and has a routinely sold-out road tour. It also has many fans who obsessively ship the dancers and accuse the producers of anything from manipulative editing to vote-rigging to personal vendettas against particular dancers, genres, and fat people. They wank about anything and everything, including the fact that they're wanking.
The players:
Lacey Schwimmer, S3 finalist and virgin sexpot with stinky hair extensions.
Benji Schwimmer, S2 winner who enjoys Mormonism, dying his hair, and taking his pants off.
Laurie Schwimmer, fierce mother bear of Lacey and Benji, aunt to Heidi (S2 finalist who has stayed out of this whole thing).
Hokuto Konishi, S3 contestant, Lacey's boyfriend.
Dominic Sandoval, S3 contestant, Hok's friend.
Lauren Gottleib, S2 assistant to show choreographer Tyce, pretend sufferer of multiple-identity disorder, and S3 contestant.
( 19 year olds on a tour bus. I'm sure that will go well. )
Nobody's suggested the obvious, which is that Lauren is clearly jealous that Lacey is dating an Asian man. And probably calls him "Misha-chan" in bed because isn't Misha a boy's nickname? (/tongue in cheek)
Edit for clarification: So You Think You Can Dance is a Fox reality show. The American Idol of dance. Same producers, they even have their own incoherent brunette alcoholic serving as judge. It's one of the higher-rated summer shows, spawned versions in dozens of countries, and has a routinely sold-out road tour. It also has many fans who obsessively ship the dancers and accuse the producers of anything from manipulative editing to vote-rigging to personal vendettas against particular dancers, genres, and fat people. They wank about anything and everything, including the fact that they're wanking.
The players:
Lacey Schwimmer, S3 finalist and virgin sexpot with stinky hair extensions.
Benji Schwimmer, S2 winner who enjoys Mormonism, dying his hair, and taking his pants off.
Laurie Schwimmer, fierce mother bear of Lacey and Benji, aunt to Heidi (S2 finalist who has stayed out of this whole thing).
Hokuto Konishi, S3 contestant, Lacey's boyfriend.
Dominic Sandoval, S3 contestant, Hok's friend.
Lauren Gottleib, S2 assistant to show choreographer Tyce, pretend sufferer of multiple-identity disorder, and S3 contestant.
( 19 year olds on a tour bus. I'm sure that will go well. )
Nobody's suggested the obvious, which is that Lauren is clearly jealous that Lacey is dating an Asian man. And probably calls him "Misha-chan" in bed because isn't Misha a boy's nickname? (/tongue in cheek)
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