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8th December 2007

1:01pm: I do not think it means what you think it means.
My first wank here. B-Be nice? :(

Over at FandomSecrets on Livejournal, wank is no stranger. Occasionally a secret appears that pisses everyone off. In the most recent secret post secret number 37 is one such secret. Featuring such beloved Final Fantasy heroines like Yuna and Rinoa along with other favorites like Tear and Colette from the Tales of... fandom, the secret accuses them all of being yamato nadeshiko.

Except for the fact that none of the characters pictured actually fit the definition. Not even a little bit.

When the OP is called out on her misunderstanding of the word, she claims that "they're not all that type to a T, the fact remains that pretty much every love interest in every JRPG has a set of very similar traits that link back to that." While ignoring that the male hero has clichés he falls in, of course. (Bonus! Someone uses the word 'bugfuck'!)

People come to defend some of the characters. But the OP doesn't get it.

She continues to fail at term usage and Earth logic is attempted. And OP keeps ignoring that males can be clichés too.

Someone sort of agrees . Others accuse her of giving slash fans a bad name. There's also how the OP just completely failed at getting her point across.

But its hard to feel sorry for her when she's probably an attention whore and was hoping for such wank.

She eventually comes out of the woodwork entirely to keep failing. We also have miniwank about FF10 VS. FF10-2 and the use of fanservice.

And the best for last.

ETA: Oh noes! We were SPOTTED! Where she continues to think you need a reason to slash.
8:15pm: She's BAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!
Apparently, braumsgirl26 of Customers Suck! fame has returned as selenafan27 and come to Bad RPers Suck. It starts out innocently enough, with our dear friend asking what a Mary Sue is, seen here: http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/4999066.html#comments

She trolls a bit

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/5006139.html

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/4999612.html

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/4999843.html

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/5002933.html

and seems to be losing interest. OR IS SHE!?

This evening, a beautiful example of caps-locked stupid is left us by selenafan27 Claus. It's already hit the triple digits and shows no signs of petering out.

http://community.livejournal.com/bad_rpers_suck/5039592.html

Witness the rain of macros! See the stunning vistas of LOLZORS! Hear the cries of EPIC TROLL!

If that's your thing. Me, Imma gonna drink my brandy and listen to the History of Sex on History Channel.

EDITED to bring you more of her glowing wit.
10:16pm: My MMORPG can beat up your MMORPG!
Over on the guildwars community, xsomnabulistx makes a post about something funny she noticed in the WoW battlegrounds:

This may very well be old news, but I was browsing battlegroups last night (basically to see just how many PvP-only servers we were facing (which was A LOT!)) and discovered that the Lightbringer server is in the Nightfall battlegroup...made me chuckle (and then have to explain to my guild).

[info]sojakfa takes offense:

WoW is quite possibly the worst game in existence. Why on earth would you play such a shit game?

[info]ultimate_sanxn agrees, and [info]haut_rian tries to use that pesky Earth logic, but to no avail.
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