: UFO Hunters Conspiracy Wank
UFO Hunters is a new show on the History Channel trying to soak up the popularity of Paranormal State, Destination Truth, and Ghost Hunters by presenting a "scientific" view on the UFO phenomena (and I'm fully addicted to the tinhattery of the show XD). Anyway, this week's episode had to do with reverse engineering, the concept that the human race is too stupid to create toys like the Stealth Fighter so obviously got some help from aliens (ie see UFO explanation of Stonehenge/Pyramids).
Not only their sources were people who have been convicted of fraud but they didn't have any scientific evidence and their main hitch turned out to be pictures that were proven fakes on Youtube (and later by an imaging expert on the show). The people on the History Channel forums are not impressed and people have been bashing the episode ad nauseum, pulling out their pseudo-science definitions and sporting fake degrees in engineering.
There is one precious little gem Here written by a user known as "hunted" warned the hosts of the show that if they get too close bad things will happen! OH NOES!
People one after another, pounce on the user calling him aharmonian a delusional whack job and ask for real evidence for his claims. He shoots back that no one understands.
He gainspossible sock puppets friends like "Man out of time" who states that the show is probably government controlled and that is why it is so bad. You know, the whole theory, give those people "who know the truth" a bone so they'll shut up but in reality it is just a tinhat. Once again, it is Man Out Of Time's turn to get jumped on on the forum calling him idiotic, tossing out pseudo-scientific definitions, and asking for proof.
( Some quotes )
Finally, there is some bleeding heart shit in this wank. Someone made a passing joke about how the main host blinks fifty million times and someone jumps on that person for being insensitive to his "condition".
( NOT THE CONDISHUN! )
It's short but oh so *boggles*.
EDIT: I know a lot of people already went through the link I put up but I had to edit the post to make it better and put links and quotes in like some people asked for. Practice makes perfect. And also, my bad about the rape jokes. I didn't realize at the time how offensive some people could find them. I only took them out because it occurred to me just how in bad taste they were. I'll still continue to take my licks like a woman. I will also be more funny next time. XD
EDIT 2: I fail at the HTML. The quote tag didn't work how I wanted so I used italics instead.
UFO Hunters is a new show on the History Channel trying to soak up the popularity of Paranormal State, Destination Truth, and Ghost Hunters by presenting a "scientific" view on the UFO phenomena (and I'm fully addicted to the tinhattery of the show XD). Anyway, this week's episode had to do with reverse engineering, the concept that the human race is too stupid to create toys like the Stealth Fighter so obviously got some help from aliens (ie see UFO explanation of Stonehenge/Pyramids).
Not only their sources were people who have been convicted of fraud but they didn't have any scientific evidence and their main hitch turned out to be pictures that were proven fakes on Youtube (and later by an imaging expert on the show). The people on the History Channel forums are not impressed and people have been bashing the episode ad nauseum, pulling out their pseudo-science definitions and sporting fake degrees in engineering.
There is one precious little gem Here written by a user known as "hunted" warned the hosts of the show that if they get too close bad things will happen! OH NOES!
People one after another, pounce on the user calling him a
He gains
( Some quotes )
Finally, there is some bleeding heart shit in this wank. Someone made a passing joke about how the main host blinks fifty million times and someone jumps on that person for being insensitive to his "condition".
( NOT THE CONDISHUN! )
It's short but oh so *boggles*.
EDIT: I know a lot of people already went through the link I put up but I had to edit the post to make it better and put links and quotes in like some people asked for. Practice makes perfect. And also, my bad about the rape jokes. I didn't realize at the time how offensive some people could find them. I only took them out because it occurred to me just how in bad taste they were. I'll still continue to take my licks like a woman. I will also be more funny next time. XD
EDIT 2: I fail at the HTML. The quote tag didn't work how I wanted so I used italics instead.
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