: 333, the number of Satan's torso?
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wank_report and have too much time on my hands this week. There were 333 comments when I started the recap.
MTV.com has a Twilight Tuesday thing every uh, Tuesday. Let me 'splain, no there is too much. Let me sum up. Stephenie Meyer's Vampire series Twilight is now also a movie coming out in December and staring Cedric Diggory (aka RPATZZ). MTV is making the movie and this blog every Tuesday is part of their marketing strategy.
Today's post is about three sophomore girls from Texas who formed "The Bella Cullens." Larry, the blog writer, falls all over their jailbait asses:
"I had seen their MySpace page and heard some of their songs, but I was honestly amazed by how pretty their voices and melodies are, and with lyrics like “Edward’s so hot he can set the house on fire/he’s a sexy vampire,” these teens already have more talent than all the Pussycat Dolls put together."
1. Those are good lyrics? WOT?
2. More talent than the who now? Doesn't slime mold have more talent?
3. The band's name abbreviated is BCP. But remember only condoms help prevent STDs.
Most comments are some variation on "Larry, you fail" or "I <3 LARRY!":
Edward Cullen Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
My Sparkly Peen sings better, even when it drools for muh Bella.
But Janet comes to Larry's rescue:
Janet Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Yikes people are being harsh. :) He has a lot of weeks to fill before december and I’m sure summit wouldn’t let him give us big stuff like clips every week and remember these are a gift. I’ve never seen people do something like this before to promote a movie…weekly updates I mean. Larry, I really thought it was the trailer this week and now I feel silly.
Under the cut I C&P for your pleasure.
( It goes back and forth between the Twimoms and the Twatlighters and the haters. )
ETA: LARRY SPEAKS!:( Read more... )
ETA w/XTRA SPARKLES: http://www.thebellacullenproject.co![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif)
ontd_twatlight. Twatlighters are saying it is not them. (Sorry can't like to comment pages directly.)
cleolinda convinced me to add the BONUS EW COVER FROM HELL!!!1:
http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/
21 pages of OMGWTFBBQ at ontd
ETA part 9.546382023: MTV blog has posted the EW photo. There may be more comments to come though currently it is at 0. Larry wants to know what people think! *CACKLE*
I found this at
wank_report and have too much time on my hands this week. There were 333 comments when I started the recap.MTV.com has a Twilight Tuesday thing every uh, Tuesday. Let me 'splain, no there is too much. Let me sum up. Stephenie Meyer's Vampire series Twilight is now also a movie coming out in December and staring Cedric Diggory (aka RPATZZ). MTV is making the movie and this blog every Tuesday is part of their marketing strategy.
Today's post is about three sophomore girls from Texas who formed "The Bella Cullens." Larry, the blog writer, falls all over their jailbait asses:
"I had seen their MySpace page and heard some of their songs, but I was honestly amazed by how pretty their voices and melodies are, and with lyrics like “Edward’s so hot he can set the house on fire/he’s a sexy vampire,” these teens already have more talent than all the Pussycat Dolls put together."
1. Those are good lyrics? WOT?
2. More talent than the who now? Doesn't slime mold have more talent?
3. The band's name abbreviated is BCP. But remember only condoms help prevent STDs.
Most comments are some variation on "Larry, you fail" or "I <3 LARRY!":
Edward Cullen Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 9:50 am
My Sparkly Peen sings better, even when it drools for muh Bella.
But Janet comes to Larry's rescue:
Janet Says:
July 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Yikes people are being harsh. :) He has a lot of weeks to fill before december and I’m sure summit wouldn’t let him give us big stuff like clips every week and remember these are a gift. I’ve never seen people do something like this before to promote a movie…weekly updates I mean. Larry, I really thought it was the trailer this week and now I feel silly.
Under the cut I C&P for your pleasure.
( It goes back and forth between the Twimoms and the Twatlighters and the haters. )
ETA: LARRY SPEAKS!:( Read more... )
ETA w/XTRA SPARKLES: http://www.thebellacullenproject.co
ontd_twatlight. Twatlighters are saying it is not them. (Sorry can't like to comment pages directly.)cleolinda convinced me to add the BONUS EW COVER FROM HELL!!!1:http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/
21 pages of OMGWTFBBQ at ontd
ETA part 9.546382023: MTV blog has posted the EW photo. There may be more comments to come though currently it is at 0. Larry wants to know what people think! *CACKLE*