Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:16pm: Stargat Atlantis RIP
I'm surprised nobody has picked up this wank from wank_report. I don't really know the fandom so I'm just going by what I could find in the links given.

Stargate Atlantis has been canceled.

Queue the wank from the fans over the announcement which can be found in the comments over at GateWorld and Joe Mallozzi's blog (a writer/executive producer for the series).

They include such gems like:

( Am I high? Did they just cancel SGA? Why???? )

And of course what fan reaction to the cancelation of a series would be complete without the 'bring back our show' petition, which can be seen here. And now there's even a LJ community dedicated to bringing back Stargate Atlantis.

But Stargate fans don't have too much time to come to terms about SGA's cancellation as it is then announced that a new Stargate series has been green-lit for production, Stargate Universe. In the announcement they mention that this series will be geared towards a younger audience and will have a 'young vibe' to it.

Not all Stargate fans take to the announcement in good graces, for example:

( I'm going to hurl, seriously. )

7:40pm: The Story of Thursdaywench & Co.
(This got a little stale over in clairvoyantwank, but I'm hoping I can bring a FRESH take on it, hurr hurr hurr. Screencapped entries were formerly public, now flocked.)

Now, this is a story all about how
My trip got flipped, turned upside down
And I 'd like to take a minute
I know this seems random
I'll tell you how I became a wanker in the SPN fandom

I went on a trip with my SPN chums
To Vancouver, where Supernatural comes from
Chillin' out, maxin,' relaxin', you bet
And conning my way as PA onto the set
When an actual employee
Who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got just a little caught and thrown out of the workplace
I couldn't believe the way they embarrassed my face

Later on my friends and I tried to get back there
To try and see the actors (with their gorgeous hair)
Jensen and Jared, both of whom I'd like to boff
And can you believe it? They totes blew us off!

I ranted on my eljay and when other fans came near
They said angry things, made me want to disappear
I wanted to stay public, cuz that's how I rock,
But I thought, nah forget it, it's time for friendslock!

I was angry and entitled, so I had lashed out
(But maybe Jensen and Jared would find me cute with a pout?)
I looked at my journal
I have all you to thank
For crowning me Queen of SuperStalkery Wank.