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8:56am: Strap on you tinhats 'cause the creator's BETRAYED US!!1!1!!!
From past Avatar, The Last Airbender wanks I'm sure people are familiar with Zutara the ship term for the characters Zuko, angsty teen villain turned hero of the show, and Katara, main female heroine of the series. It has had a very vocal fan following even when the creators began dropping anvil sized hints that the ship was not going to happen. But like stalwart tinhats before them they never gave up that Zutara was the one true pairing even if the creators did not know it.

KyokoMari over on her deviant art account made a lengthy post about how she doesn't hate the creators for not seeing the ship they so obviously created in the show and then swiftly turns around in the same post to rage against them. The boxset for the third and final season just came out and the commentary by the shows creators, Bryan and Mike, who have their own name squish of Bryke, laughed at bit at the Zutara shippers, which is what has set this Zutara shipper off.

( Some quotes from the rant. )

And the wank continues in the comments with people jumping on the bandwagon of bashing Bryan and Mike for being the meanies they are and a few death threats towards them thrown in for good measure.

12:26pm: JKR does something, it creates wank. In other news...
As most of you (in fandom, and some who aren't) probably know already, JKR gave £1 Million to the Labour party.

As this included celebrity, politics and Harry Potter, I knew there must be wank somewhere! Oh, internets, you so rarely disappoint. Posted to fandom_wank, because no-one would really care if she wasn't famous and hadn't created Harry Potter.


Bitch! I knew I always hated Harry Potter for a reason

Dogberry: Bloody celebrity socialists, if they are that 'socially aware' they should give all their money to the poor.

Snouter: I never understood the retards who were intrigued by the garbage books she put together. But then again, the Jonas Brothers have also captivated the imagination of today's retards so it is simply folks exploiting the retarded mentality of today's youth.

Datamass: Yeah what is it with the guilty rich who want to force other people to give up all of their money while they only give up a small portion.

I'm beginning to think they are just using socialism as a means to acquire more wealth under the guise of the common good.Essentially they're just playing their bullshit games to get people to give up as much money as they can so they can snatch it up. After all, with money comes power. Those who have the money rule.

Forcing people to "give" at gunpoint is not helping anything.
The greatest of crimes have always been in the name of "the common good", or in the name of helping the poor unfortunate.
So why don't you give up your money to help the poor if you're so concerned for them?
Lead by example, none of this "do as I say not as I do" shit.

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