10:29am: You do it to yourself...
Disclaimer: I'm peripheral in this, Everything I know I know from watching. I've never had contact with the parties involved. This might belong in Unfunnybusiness, but, y'know, His Wife? A Horse...

If you're a fan of Furry Artwork, then you've probably heard of Seux, AKA Zeriara. If you haven't, you're lucky. But your luck is about to run out because I am going to educate you!

Zer has been known to 'lose' her commissions in the mail, and behave rudely to people with whom she is doing business. She's a regular staple of furry drama, art drama and even has her very own Dramachan board. But recently, Zer had been behaving and appeared to have cleaned up her act.
( cut because girl makes out with a hot dog. ). We'll see how far this goes.

1:59pm: Fannish entitlement, yay!
Somedays, I swear I am only in this fandom because the wank is so damn fine.

Jensen Ackles' girlfriend nauseates, cockblocks, enrages, and harshes the squee of fangirls so much, one "jokingly" asks security to remove her from a con.

These people are not just deeply stupid, they're terminally stupid.

7:57pm: HEAR YE, HEAR YE!
Oh fair and forgiving denizens of fandom wank, it has come time for us to choose a new champion. Or a new mod, at least. You may have noticed us fading away, like beautiful unicorns. But no more!

Before you are the tasks three that must be completed for consideration:

1. You must locate a truly funny wank. It may be in our archives.
2. A golden apple. You may be creative.
3. Ten disney icons (edit: This can also be Pixar). Sep wants disney icons.

Those that complete this task will be brought before the oracle of Phosfate to hear their fate!




There will be prizes for participation, although they are best described as 'crappy'. Oh, and the mod prize.

AND WE'RE DONE. PRIZES IN NEXT POST