Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

1:33pm: Noooo they be stealin' my Pokemon!
The first Pokemon of the upcoming 5th generation was revealed today!

that_eevee is not amused: "Just found out about this and am furious, the character is IDENTICAL To my fan character http://h-balth.deviantart.com/journal/30240075 Everyone is on my side and upset about it x_x I'm still gonna collect merchandise of it, as much as this upsets me."

She had also made a journal post about the event on her DA and a submission about it on FA accounts. The latter has Both have been taken down, so there's a link to screenshots.

Once people start pointing out the fact it really looks nothing like her character, she goes from 'upset' to 'I was just joking guys!' in record time. It's backpedaliscious.

I am glad that I have been blessed with delicious Pokemon wank on a day that a blizzard is keeping me inside. Truly, someone up there likes me.

ETA: Someone elsewhere also apparently got a screenshot of her DA submission which has also since been deleted.

ETA 2: Now she's posted art of the two characters together and is acting like she was annoyed by everyone implying it was stolen. OH YOU GUUUUYS.

8:03pm: I did lots of gleesearch to write this wank gleeport.
Glisten up, Gleeks!

Welcome to gleeSNARK, where the comments are honest, the writers are anonymous, and your feelings are irrelevant.



Prepare to be SNARK'D.

( Glee wank... glank? )

Many thanks to wank report mousies.

ETA: Some sockpuppet called glee_notanon is getting all up in shiz. Whoever it is was probably waiting until gleesnark turned off IP logging to pipe up. Asswimple.

ETA 2: gleesnark tells off the "Net Elite." How... Palinesque.

ETA 3: Went back to glee_anon to see what was up. We got:

• someone looking to out whoever's behind gleesnark
• mockery of graphics guy
• Fandom Wank forecasting
• begrudging approval
• glank talk
• aaaand tinhatting (sorry, I guess I started that).

Oh, and apparently all this time, gleesnark has been linking the writers they dissed to their posts. Keep it classy!

ETA 4: Via glee_anon, we now have the healing power of porn.

ETA 5: The guysnark post has been altered. The text now reads

So we're deleting this rant because we fired the guy who wrote it for being a whiny little bitch. He wasn't doing particularly much anyway.

But we think the comments on this post are great, so we're not deleting the actual post.

But I did save the text as screencaps.

10:01pm: This is why we can't have nice things and/or Subway
Taken from a mousie on wank_report (with some later additions that I found):

( cut for very slight Chuck spoilers, from this week's episode )