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12:21am: 99 problems (but selling fic ain't one)
If you're havin' money problems I feel bad for you son
I got ninety-nine problems but selling fic ain't one

ryosato out on fic patrol, she out on flist patrol
The problem here is her funds are getting low
She's got bills stacking up that gonna have to go
She asks for commissions to get some cash flow
But lady_jane shows up and says "Oh no"
When selling fic, son, what kinds of profits are those?
lady_jane says illegal like her analogy shows
ryosato sees that post, and her temper blows
She comes right out and calls lady_jane "old"
"Over 60" even - now hot damn that's cold!
"If you're fucking ten years older... TWICE AS OLD OR MORE..."
Then apparently "YOU CAN'T PICK ON [me] ANYMORE"
So I don't know what you take this as
Or understand the problems that ryosato has

I'm from rags to riches, wankas, I ain't dumb
I got ninety-nine problems but selling fic ain't one
Hit me

ETA: I capped ryosato's post while writing this up, so I missed the troll but I got the original posts.
Cap 1
Cap 2

ETA 2: Courtesy of rodo, we now have So I pretty much win at the internets.