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12:20am: MOD ANNOUNCEMENT: I HAVE KIDNAPPED THE OTHER MODS


CURRENT LIFE SITUATION OF THE OTHER MODERATORS


It's Sepmas, I'm twenty five today, and I've decided to take over Fandom Wank and hold the other mods hostage over a pit of boiling acid until someone pays their ransom in baby animal pictures.

Thank you for your time.

SEP OUT.

ps: phosfate would like baby flamingos. I am partial to hamsters and turtles. And kittens.

9:44pm: You filled my b-day with squee. Thanks, folks
RANSOM PAID*. I give you back your moderators.

Time to hide.


Pictured: My birthday cake

*Also, I couldn't take that high pitched noise phosfate was making anymore, or snacky saying it was 'going down oz-style' to the other captives, while eljuno sharpened a cd into a shiv. Or whatever apoplexia and sorchar were pelting at my head. I'm afraid to even check what that was.