Mock. Mockmockmock. Mockity-mock-mock

12:16pm: Whoa. Twilight.
I'm just dropping this link:

Twilight fic BNF goes out in a blaze of glory

because there's really nothing I can add to that.

P.S. Anon commenting is on. Play nice, nonnies.

ETA: If reading is hard you're even lazier than me, have the Cliff Notes version.

Courtesy of the anons on wank_report!