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1:56pm: A Doctor Who Wank Nugget
Blogtor Who, as you may have guessed, is a Doctor Who fan blog. Tom MacRae is an occasional writer for Doctor Who, including next week's episode, The Girl Who Waited.

It's been a somewhat long-standing tradition for Blogtor Who to post teasers and out-of-context quotes to upcoming episodes on Cult Box, gleaned from the BBC press screenings. This week being no different, Blogtor goes about its merry way posting 10 quotes and 10 teasers from next week's episode.

Meanwhile, Tom MacRae - in a flurry of Twitter self-promotion- asks if everyone enjoyed the new trailer. Blogtor responds in the positive, and links Tom to the aformentioned teasers. Tom is not amused.

With little warning, Blogtor suddenly decides they are closing down shop, both on the blog and on Twitter. Commenters on the blog suspect this has something to do with Tom MacRae. Many lament. Some call the author of Blogtor a child. Others call Tom Macrae an arrogant sod. A day later, Tom MacRae continues to defend himself on Twitter, while Blogtor remains silent.

Not what you'd call a wanksplosion, but a tasty little nugget o' wank to spice up your weekend and perhaps keep an eye on over the next few days.

10:22pm: Homestuck Wank! Just what the world needs!
It is a damn crying shame that this wank hasn't been reported, so I will do my best here. There is no way on God's green earth that I am c/ping the entire thing from wank_report, because it was seven or so comments long, but let me give you a little rundown:

( Cut for troll shenanigans )

10:38pm: A corollary of the last Bleach wank.
Okay, I know. It's Bleach again. But this has been going to HUGE lenghts lately, and it keeps on and on.

( Unsurprisingly, it's about Orihime and her thoughts on Ichigo. As usual, spoilers and rabid shipping wars. )


This is standard for Bleach fandom, yes. But here is where it gets a little "weird".

( How weird? Let's see... )

PD: As a sort-of bonus... An anon requested some peeks into Naruto fandom, and here is a very telling link. Threads and threads of Sakura Haruno bashing, to scary and maybe even squicky levels of character hate and misogyny. Truly, she's among the few charas that can "claim" to be as hated as Orihime is.

Now we need One Piece wank and we're ready with the Big Three of Shonen Jump. Any good links?

ETA 2: The wank seems to still be going. At least enought to have Debbie pull the offensive card and use out of context Bible quotes in her BA signature to favor IchiRuki over IchiHime. And for an anti-IchiHime gif to bring up quite the reactions when it's posted on tumblr's "Ichihime" tag.

ETA 3: Offensive signature is taken down. Debbie still whines (and possibly lies) about it being Yuri/Lunatic related.