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10th March 2013

10:12am: Tenth Anniversary Deathmatch, first round, part 2
Congratulations to Bartending in the dark, His wife? A horse, Dumbledore is gay, and God's Magical Pubic Hairs - they all move forward to the next round. No real surprises there, except for God's Magical Pubic Hairs - I wasn't sure that could beat Usagi Kou, but it triumphed in the end.

Are you ready for the next round? Links to the wanks are found here, if you need a refresher.

Poll #592
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

You choose:

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FPB
73 (26.1%)

Anne Rice (interrogating the text from the wrong perspective)
207 (73.9%)

You choose:

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Clan Mitchell
103 (36.9%)

My ponies hate you now
176 (63.1%)

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Strikethrough 2: Electric Boogaloo (in which Aja yells "Fire!")
176 (64.5%)

Inner Circle Wank (in which Aja is the twattiest twat in twatsville)
97 (35.5%)

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Crystalwank
241 (86.7%)

Dan Fogelberg's llamas
37 (13.3%)



Ready? VOTE.

ETA: Polls are closed as of 3/11/13, 9:15 a.m. EST. You can vote after that, but it won't count.
11:33pm: “We don’t know how to handle money; PLEASE SAVE US BY GIVING US MORE MONEY”


Short version: Some bronies try to run a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fan convention in Las Vegas. They do an extremely bad job of it. Guests aren’t paid; people are left out of pocket, kicked out of hotels and left stranded; and cheques have bounced, including one to voice actor Tara Strong. And they pissed off John de Lancie. Of course, it’s totally not their fault and they want fans to bail them out by giving them money for some as yet unspecified amount. Plus they totally witnessed an agent of one of the actors taking money from the con cashbox! More than once! Really! Oh, and they made up this fake money, told vendors they’d be paid with it during the convention and would be able to exchange it for real money at the end. And so much more.

Many thanks to Amatyultare on lj for providing links and updates on wank_report. I’ve made some minor adjustments but otherwise pretty much used all your wording in this post. Detailed version under the cut.

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In conclusion, lol bronies.

ETA: Fixed a link and typo. Another vendor has come forward with their experience and [info]hopsandbarley has created a far superior pony currency for us to enjoy.
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