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	ataniell93 2003-10-19 04:14 am UTC (link)
	Where did you find such an amazing collection of utter illiterates? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: h0 2003-10-19 04:17 am UTC (link)
	coughruralvermontcough Actually, I googled "Elise Harry Potter" because all the cool kids have been doing posts about MarySues that have their name. This was like the sixth link. And I nearly wet myself with the hysterical laughing. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2003-10-19 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Where is this posting about Mary Sues with your name? My real legal name is the sort of name that would make a good Sue name. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	h0 2003-10-19 06:40 am UTC (link)
	I haven't done mine yet, I got all sidetracked. However other people have done it if you want an example.... WHEE... I shall do it tomorrow.... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-19 07:55 am UTC (link)
	LOL! I have a pretty unusual RL name, but (as I so want to be one of the cool kids) I did a seach. It turns out there was a Harry Potter story with a Mary Sue that shares my name. giggles in an inane fashion I never would have thought of it on my own. ~ Lagoonlady (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ataniell93 2003-10-19 08:31 am UTC (link)
	Alas, there are no Sues with my name, just Hogwarts Online characters. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	valarltd 2003-10-19 09:27 am UTC (link)
	I have been getting mistaken for a PotC Mary Sue because of my real last name. (Sparrow is an honest to God surname, it's just exceedingly uncommon in the States) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	shoiryu 2003-10-20 06:34 am UTC (link)
	Goddamn. I did my search and found this bit of tripe. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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ataniell93
2003-10-19 08:29 am UTC (link)

Dude, that's one hilarious post!

I don't mean the Mary-Sues so much as the poster's going on and on about the 'morally dangerous' nature of the things kids MIGHT find on the Internet.

I have a feeling I'm one of the people she thinks is dangerous out there, based on the predominance of 'christian this' and 'christian that' in her interest list. Then again, very few 12 year olds have the desire to read bdsm slash starring Alastor Moody so I think I'm safe.

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	Re: h0 2003-10-19 09:07 am UTC (link)
	Does it have stuff with his eye? Like going places and seeing things??? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	stoptocheer 2003-10-19 09:24 am UTC (link)
	-_- I am v. jealous; I'll never get to play this game. My real name is Fleur. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	delfeus 2003-10-19 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	I tried searching, but with a name like Mia it's kind of hard... even after I added "fanfiction" to the search. I got many MIAs and authors named Mia, though... as well as stuff in Italian. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darthfi 2003-10-19 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yep, I did it and I got a misspelled name from someone who doesn't understand Irish grammatical conditions when applied to names... hell, she thinks Irish is a "dialect". Here. It's rather frightening. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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bohicamouse
2003-10-20 12:51 am UTC (link)

Dumbledore took the baby in his arms. The child's eyes were not the mild sky-blue of a normal infant's, but a dark stormy blue, eerie golden rings surrounding the pupils. Her hair was thick and dark, with a slightly silver cast to it.

"Katherine Ariana. The Child Silverhair, I ought to have guessed it," he crooned to the child, who wasn't red-faced, like most new babies, but pearly white, proclaiming her half-fey blood, "You've great things in store for you."

*sporfle!* I like this game! Oh man, this chick and her family have a ton of stories written about her too . . .

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	sagralisse 2003-10-20 01:38 am UTC (link)
	The only Anna I found wasn't doing much shagging, and she was written by somebody named David. I'm disappointed. (Reply to this)(Parent)

(Anonymous)
2003-10-20 09:30 am UTC (link)

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1523349

"Lucy." He spoke without turning to look, because he knew very well that she was the only child, the only one, who would be in his home. "I should have known you'd be here."

"Of course," she said, her voice a smile. The girl wore her dark hair in pigtails tied with white ribbons to match her frilly white party dress and white stockings. Her little white shoes made little clicking noises on the stone floor, and then muffled ones on the thin hearth rug. Lucy looked to be about four or five years old and was dragging a string on the ground behind her. Following the string was a little black kitten that stared intently at the quivering tip, pouncing fiercely upon it whenever it caught up.

"You know I like to come when you think about me." With that, the little girl climbed up into Snape's lap.

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Oh, my! *sporfle* and I decide not to read the rest...

To be fair, the writer shows promise. There is talent there, but she's got a serious Mary Sue problem she carries over to fandom. And she has a problem with homophone confusions. And the wank factor involved in possessiveness of OCs goes without saying. Gah.

Oops, wandering OOT. Sorry. ,-)
(http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=998740)

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-20 01:27 am UTC (link)

My real name is the kind that does make a good Sue name. It makes a damn popular Sue name.

Type 'Serena' in any search engine, especially FFN's.

It looks extremely popular with the Snape fangirls as I happen to shag a grand total of 7 (Snapes not fangirls *g*). Draco follows with 5, Harry with 4, Sirius and Remus are currently falling behind at a mere two each. Fred's favoured only once. Hermione makes a surprise appearance (with Draco as matchmaker). I am Harry's twin twice; and thrice Voldemort's daughter. I also happen to be Sirius' daughter and live with my dear godfather, one Remus Lupin (and occasionally with my dear "Uncle Sevvie"). I have a stunning total of 3 unicorns as familiars, two of which can talk. I am an illegal unicorn animagus twice.

Sailor Moon makes three guest appearances, if anyone's interested.

groan

kill. me. now.

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	ataniell93 2003-10-20 03:32 am UTC (link)
	I'm not surprised you get in Sailor Moon fics, cause the horrendous US adaptation renamed Usagi "Serena". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2003-10-20 03:35 am UTC (link)
	And you didn't even count all the Serenitys and other Serena-derivatives. You poor, poor thing. pats shoulder consolingly (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ataniell93 2003-10-20 03:47 am UTC (link)
	BTW, my RL first name is Japanese, and I have discovered that while it does not appear as the name of any Harry Potter OFC's at FFN.net, I am in quite a few Digimon fics, one Trigun, one Kingdom Hearts, and one Inu-Yasha. Sigh. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	h0 2003-10-20 09:31 am UTC (link)
	MINE! I didn't write it though.... but that's my journal. I made someone else write it cuz I'm lazy. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2003-10-19 05:24 am UTC (link)
	We make death threats because we care. We make badly spelled death threats because we're stupid. Or something like that. (Reply to this)

terminal_frost
2003-10-19 07:32 am UTC (link)

I want to go out with Emma Watson and I want to have sex with her.Will you.I wil TOUCH you Emma where ever you want me to

I wonder if these geniuses at the message board realise Miss Watson is a minor, assuming the posters are all of legal age. (Well, judging from their atrocious grammar/spelling, they're either her age or older - in which case I really fear.)

Or that the chances of her even SEEING the board is so remote that lottery odds look good.

PS: Tviokh's found a few gems like this. Just check her memories section for the "best" in HP fans.

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	lizardlaugh 2003-10-20 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I HATE HARRY POTTER SO MUCH!!! STUPID J.K ROWLING IS AFFECTING YOUNG KIDS WITH HER BULLSHIT. RADCLIFFE IS GREAT BUT HE IS TRAPPED IN THE FIRES OF DEVIL. oh.my.god.they.are.just.books. (Reply to this)

	dogs (Anonymous) 2003-10-20 07:18 am UTC (link)
	On the very same board you have people posting pics of themselves doing SM with their dogs, but Harry Potter is evil, sure, someone will have to keep reminding me. (Reply to this)