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Eyes of Azarias (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} azarias) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2003-10-23 20:34:00 |
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More Dragonriders of Pern movie wank on the horizon
Y'all remember the first DRoP wank post I made about a month ago? It's getting ready for round two with the appearance of Scriptor, Ireallyamascreenwriter/director, really really. (Scroll down to the last post and onto the next page for that last one-- I admit my suckage in not knowing enough HTML to make it skip straight to the pertinent posts.)
See scriptor (who is all of 20, according to her profile,) proclaim that she is a Great and Powerful Screenwriter who's been to film school and everything!
See me mock-squee over her credentials and have the pleasure of seeing her miss the joke. I'm not proud.
See scriptor declare that Pern will thoroughly kick the ass of Lord of the Rings, and people WILL sit through 4 hour Pern movies once she educates them properly!
See scriptor declare that those pesky studios had better not cut out scenes or condense storylines-- or else!
See fans agree in big red letters because when your letters are BIG and RED then they're IMPORTANT.
See Anareth say, "Er, are you quite sure you've thought this through?"
See scriptor proclaim that she has, that she knows the film industry inside and out, and she's been through hell and back, and that it will go exactly as she says or OMGHERLIFEISOVER!
It hasn't really erupted yet, but since I just told her that hanging her self-worth on a movie that probably won't get made and almost certainly won't get made by her is probably not a Good Thing.
[Edited for HTML glitch]
Y'all remember the first DRoP wank post I made about a month ago? It's getting ready for round two with the appearance of Scriptor, Ireallyamascreenwriter/director, really really. (Scroll down to the last post and onto the next page for that last one-- I admit my suckage in not knowing enough HTML to make it skip straight to the pertinent posts.)
See scriptor (who is all of 20, according to her profile,) proclaim that she is a Great and Powerful Screenwriter who's been to film school and everything!
See me mock-squee over her credentials and have the pleasure of seeing her miss the joke. I'm not proud.
See scriptor declare that Pern will thoroughly kick the ass of Lord of the Rings, and people WILL sit through 4 hour Pern movies once she educates them properly!
See scriptor declare that those pesky studios had better not cut out scenes or condense storylines-- or else!
See fans agree in big red letters because when your letters are BIG and RED then they're IMPORTANT.
See Anareth say, "Er, are you quite sure you've thought this through?"
See scriptor proclaim that she has, that she knows the film industry inside and out, and she's been through hell and back, and that it will go exactly as she says or OMGHERLIFEISOVER!
It hasn't really erupted yet, but since I just told her that hanging her self-worth on a movie that probably won't get made and almost certainly won't get made by her is probably not a Good Thing.
[Edited for HTML glitch]
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