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Update on Orlando Wank...
Remember the orlando_daily wank posted not so long ago?

Well, JenniferJayde is at it again!

Marvel at her latest post to LJ community BritishBoys!

For those without the will to go and look, here is the wankerific post in all its wanky glory...

The subject makes it sound like I'm advertising porn lol

Hello you...Orlando Blooming folks...

midniteangel629 and I have created a new community. The community is geared towards those people who not only like Orlando Bloom, but like to actually have FUN when talking about him, looking at him, etc... Basically, we want a mature community that can joke around without getting jumped on! Super.

orlando_humor

We had some fun with the rules, so....

This community was made because the two moderators (Jayde and Dew, hello) were getting sick of all of the Live Journal communities that took everything so SERIOUSLY! Calling people names, yelling, getting defensive. It's the internet, it's supposed to be fun! So here are the rules:

1) You can post whatever you want, as long as it's about the beauty known as Orlando Bloom. Fiction and false conversations must be put in a cut tag. Pictures, icons, wallpaper...hell, post away. You can never have enough of him, right? Rumors, go ahead and post if you must, but please let people know that they are JUST rumors. Rumors are correct about 5% of the time. The ONE thing that will not be allowed, ever, is any personal information someone might have about Orlando (address, phone number, etc...). That's just stalking.

2. No name calling. This is not kindergarten, we are not on the playground. It's ok to disagree with people, just do it with respect for everyone.

3. If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother joining. If we decide to poke fun at each other, or even *gasp* Orlando himself, it's ok. It's all in good fun.

4. Some of the topics will be of the mature nature. We would prefer the members to be older, but we won't stop you. Just don't be all offended if you see the fuck word every now and then.

5. Lively discussion is encouraged. Childish arguing is not.

6. We do not encourage the posting of things like: "I hate that bitch Kate Bosworth. What a whore." That is name calling. That is childish. That is a no-no.

7. We reserve the right to ban anyone who pisses us off. Don't worry, we both have a rather open sense of humor. It takes a lot to piss us off. For advice on how to do just that, see the rules above.

You think that was funny? Just wait to see the stuff we all come up with for this community...and not just us, EVERYONE. It's all about the fun, y'all. All about the fun.

The obligatory picture...(oh don't make me!)

The wank...it grows!

[Edited to fix html]

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harukami
2003-10-24 10:00 am UTC (link)

The previous thing JenniferJayde did was wanky.

This, standing on its own, doesn't look wanky to me. I mean, we here're an entire community of people saying "Hey! Fandom is fucking funny!" She's saying, "Hey, he's just this actor. The internet is funny! Don't take it so seriously."

On its own, it's not wanky at all. The only wank I can find in it is from how hot on the heels it comes to the PREVIOUS wank. Which counts, I suppose...

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	littlekitsch 2003-10-24 10:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, on its own, it's fine. When you know the backstory? Tis wanky. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redpanda 2003-10-24 10:34 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it's going to get get very wanky very fast. If it doesn't just die on the vine. Watch. :) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	harukami 2003-10-24 10:40 am UTC (link)
	I trust your predictions. WHO WANTS POPCORN? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	I'll take a bag! (Anonymous) 2003-10-27 03:03 am UTC (link)
	It's a tad wanky how she tells everybody to play nice and get along then immediately goes on to say she can ban anybody who pisses her off. Combined with examples below...But maybe that's just me... Amanda lj user lilchickadee (Reply to this)(Parent)

	I think this counts... gaisce 2003-10-24 11:42 am UTC (link)
	See as she dismisses haters who laughed at her joke! Well, at least it's funny to see her bend/break the first three rules for her community for it. But hey, it's all in the name of teh funny!!!one!!1 right? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: I think this counts... raisedbyhyenas 2003-10-24 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	Well, remember: it's HER ~~God-given soapbox of self-love~~ community. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: I think this counts... sagralisse 2003-10-24 06:36 pm UTC (link)
	If you don't have a sense of humor, don't bother joining. If we decide to poke fun at each other, or even gasp* Orlando himself, it's ok. It's all in good fun.* Yo, Jennifer! You need to edit this to say "But don't make fun of me, because it's only funny when I'm laughing at you. When you laugh at me, then it's just mean." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sagralisse 2003-10-24 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	My very favorite Jade-ism so far: "Thanks for not hating me!" I had it on an icon but the jpeg compression screwed up the text... grr. (Reply to this)