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Moodeln (moodeln) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-24 02:10:00


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Current mood:gleeful

The Great Orlando Timeline
Since this is all happening oh-so-fast, I thought a quick rundown of tonight's events might clarify to all of--okay, yeah, I'm pointing and laughing. So shoot me.

10/23 7:07 pm : JJ makes the post to BritishBoys announcing the creation of the bestest funniest Orlando community ever.

7:12 pm : JJ re-posts her compu!Orlando theory as the inaugural post in her community. This is the only post of hers yet that does not involve a shout-out to f_w.

8:09 pm : JJ posts in her own community, talking about how people are making fun of her and she's SHOCKED! SHOCKED, she is! Provides a link and exhorts everyone to go laugh at us because we have....and this is important...TOO MUCH TIME ON OUR HANDS.

10/24 2:11 am : JJ posts to her own community, saying she's back from her awesome band's show and is reading lil' ol' us. She's in shock that people are making fun of her! How terribly amusing! But she's going to go to sleep now, and bring this up at her "meeting" tomorrow so everyone can laugh and laugh.

4:53 am : JJ's "roommate" posts, saying that JJ is a big and powerful radio dj who has sekritly been testing fandoms online to see who can get the most riled up. She's also asleep right now, and will undoubtedly be fuuuuurious at her roommate for posting and saying how cool and hip and famous she is. Oh, and she laughed and laughed about this with her friends tonight. Because she's cool and famous and hip! With LOTS OF FRIENDS! LOTS, YOU HEAR ME???

5:02 am : Damn, that JJ's a light sleeper. She's up, to say the "gig" is up. I'm sure that's because, being an uber-cool radio DJ, she's used to talking about gigs. Not because she's a fucking moron who doesn't know that the phrase is actually "the jig is up." Incidentally, my favorite part of her post is this quote: "I love cliques. I was a part of them in high school, possibly even college as well, but grew out of it once I hit my mid 20s." Translation = "I'm in my mid-forties and munching on a hot pocket at this very moment."



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[info]truculent
2003-10-24 12:49 pm UTC (link)
"Translation = "I'm in my mid-forties and munching on a hot pocket at this very moment."

::chokes::

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[info]truculent
2003-10-24 01:12 pm UTC (link)
Okay, wanted to add--I went and looked at the hotpocket post to F_W, and my favorite part: "Fandom fascinates me." Yeah, well, us too. It's almost as if we, say, read an internet site where we could like, laugh at the ridiculous stuff fandoms get up to! WOW! That'd be like, so deep and clever and stuff!

Seriously, can she read? That whole post is all "You guys are teenies OMG!!1!" Did she read ANYTHING on this site? Does she understand she is the one that created a big site to drool over Orlando on? AND IS THE HOT POCKET PEPPERONI OR SNAUSAGE???

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 03:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 05:05 pm UTC
"Thanks for not hating me!" - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 06:43 pm UTC
Re: - [info]truculent, 2003-10-24 10:25 pm UTC

[info]veuki
2003-10-24 04:01 pm UTC (link)
I need to get a life, man! Seriously!

*insert utterly broken expression here*

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[info]oxydosic
2003-10-24 04:04 pm UTC (link)
Whoa now...make fun of her as much as you like, BUT LEAVE THE HOT POCKETS OUT OF IT!!

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[info]tempslut
2003-10-25 12:33 am UTC (link)
What about Lean Pockets? Are they still fair game?

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-10-26 09:32 am UTC

[info]phosfate
2003-10-24 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Orlando played the dwarf, right?

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(Anonymous)
2003-10-24 06:41 pm UTC (link)
>.> I thought he played one of the short guys with no shoes and hairy feet....

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[info]sagralisse
2003-10-24 06:45 pm UTC (link)
He's the dwarf's girlfriend, ya nimrod.

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(no subject) - [info]lycoris, 2003-10-24 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - alquama_alaswad, 2003-10-25 12:09 pm UTC
Re: - [info]lycoris, 2003-11-04 12:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 10:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 11:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 11:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 11:17 pm UTC

[info]eyesdelight
2003-10-24 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Exactly. Orli = Gimli. It's the same damn thing.

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[info]texta
2003-10-24 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, with three threads on the same wank it's hard to pick which one to add further comments to. I presume you saw JJ's reply on this thread then.

She reminds us all that all those famous people we teenyboppers so admire are just people. Because she's been there and she knows. "Sure, these people might be talented and good looking, but one thing to remember, guys. They're PEOPLE. They fart, they shit, they cuss, they have bad and good days."

You don't say! I'm shocked! Shocked to the very core. My belief in transmutative power of fame has been shattered.

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[info]phosfate
2003-10-24 04:29 pm UTC (link)
Orson Welles doesn't do any of those things.

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(no subject) - [info]seventy_three, 2003-10-24 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 04:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-25 01:29 am UTC

[info]diamonde
2003-10-25 07:55 am UTC (link)
I had to log in just so I could use one of my prettiest celebrity icons. It was hard to chose just one.

Ahem. JJ, we realise that celebrities are people who have bad days. Nobody who's seen the tracksuit that Justin there made himself from the skin of a teletubby (Po, to be specific) could ever doubt it.

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-25 06:52 pm UTC

[info]enkogneatoh
2003-10-24 04:50 pm UTC (link)
"I love cliques. I was a part of them in high school, possibly even college as well, but grew out of it once I hit my mid 20s."

Snacky's Law! Snacky's Law!

*g*

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[info]gabbyhope
2003-10-24 05:00 pm UTC (link)
That is the scariest ass baby I have ever seen. Whoa.

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(no subject) - [info]enkogneatoh, 2003-10-24 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]tempslut, 2003-10-25 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]veuki, 2003-10-26 07:28 am UTC
Now wait a minute...
[info]sagralisse
2003-10-24 07:00 pm UTC (link)
can we apply Snacky's here?

Highschool Jade was COOL and PART of the cliques. Therefore the other girls who were equally cool would never make fun of her. They would have no reason to, due to her obvious coolness. The girls in her cool clique would be busy making fun of the UNCOOL girls.

Does Snacky's law apply when the wanker in question WAS one of the mean girls in high school?

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Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]ipomoea, 2003-10-24 07:06 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]lillyv, 2003-10-24 07:13 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]dae, 2003-10-24 07:21 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-25 06:55 am UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]dae, 2003-10-25 10:08 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]deejay435, 2003-10-25 10:49 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 07:20 pm UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]enkogneatoh, 2003-10-24 08:59 pm UTC
Where's Snacky? - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 10:10 pm UTC
I'm right here, baby! - [info]snacky, 2003-10-24 11:15 pm UTC
Re: I'm right here, baby! - [info]enkogneatoh, 2003-10-24 11:22 pm UTC
Re: I'm right here, baby! - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 11:30 pm UTC
Re: I'm right here, baby! - [info]snacky, 2003-10-25 07:41 am UTC
Re: I'm right here, baby! - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-25 07:44 am UTC
Re: Now wait a minute... - [info]nevadafighter, 2003-10-25 04:21 am UTC

[info]singe
2003-10-24 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Don't listen to Gabby! The baby's adorable!

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-10-26 09:35 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-10-24 06:54 pm UTC (link)
you guys still aren't over this? good lord. you even have a TIMELINE. that's seriously a lot of time on your hands just to make fun of someone you don't even know.

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[info]beccastareyes
2003-10-24 07:02 pm UTC (link)
We don't discriminate between laughing at people we don't know and laughing at people we wish we didn't know. This is an equal-opportunity community.

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(no subject) - [info]hugsnkisses, 2003-10-24 07:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-24 08:13 pm UTC
Re: - [info]beccastareyes, 2003-10-24 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]enkogneatoh, 2003-10-24 09:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-28 10:34 pm UTC

[info]ahiru
2003-10-24 07:05 pm UTC (link)
If you can't make fun of people you don't know, who can you make fun of?

As for the timeline, I just figure that if you're going to mock someone, then dammit, do it with style and organization. (Or maybe it just adds more fun to the mocking. Mock mock mock.)

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(no subject) - [info]slippery_fish, 2003-10-24 07:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2003-10-24 07:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ignatius, 2003-10-24 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-24 08:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesdelight, 2003-10-24 08:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-25 01:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesdelight, 2003-10-25 02:36 am UTC
weekend? - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-25 03:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]leopard_lady, 2003-10-24 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dana, 2003-10-25 02:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eyesdelight, 2003-10-25 03:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2003-10-27 07:07 pm UTC

[info]mpoetess
2003-10-24 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Respectfully:

It's amusing. It's clever wordplay. It's pointing out the absurdity of someone's behaviour. It's -- wait for it -- having a sense of humour and not taking everything so seriously.

Hmm. Where have I heard that before, recently?

Pointing out how much time people must have on their hands if they're free to make icons and laugh at other people's silly behaviour, however, is... not funny, or clever. So frankly, I know whose time-usage I'm more impressed with.

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[info]phosfate
2003-10-24 08:54 pm UTC (link)
Aw. Tired of hitting 'reload' and CTRL-P? Think how great all this'll look in your rage journal! Especially when you add the cut-up photos and splashes of red ink.

Play through the pain. We're here for you, man.

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(no subject) - [info]shoiryu, 2003-10-24 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mauralabingi, 2003-10-24 11:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-24 11:56 pm UTC
asdsdjfghhjhf!!!!1 - [info]mauralabingi, 2003-10-25 12:48 am UTC
Re: asdsdjfghhjhf!!!!1 - [info]phosfate, 2003-10-25 12:55 am UTC
asdsdjfghhjhf!!!!1 - [info]mauralabingi, 2003-10-25 01:03 am UTC
bravo! - [info]sagralisse, 2003-10-25 01:11 am UTC

[info]deejay435
2003-10-25 07:02 am UTC (link)
Anything worth doing?

Is worth doing well.

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[info]morganya
2003-10-24 08:29 pm UTC (link)
This whole episode is going in my top ten favoritest mockings. I *nubs* it.

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[info]rebeccasama
2003-10-24 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Fans...they frighten me.

Methinks the lady doth protest too much. 'I have friends! I told all my friends about you and we laughed! Laughed we did! Did you hear that? My FRIENDS! BAZILLIONS OF FRIENDS!!! (and I'm famous too)' *snerk*

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[info]snacky
2003-10-24 11:21 pm UTC (link)
How come Smonie isn't involved in this wank? It doesn't feel like real Orlando wank without Smonie!

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(no subject) - [info]ipomoea, 2003-10-25 02:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]covermyeyes, 2003-10-26 08:49 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-10-27 03:12 am UTC

 
   
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