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Wham bam, we're in a jam! ([info]sarajayechan) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-25 10:46:00


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Current mood: grateful
Current music:Nanami Jinnai (Rio Natsuki) - Zeni no Hana

Here's the story, of a wanky newsgroup...
Google Groups search: alt.tv.brady-bunch

This used to be a nice little place. Occasionally there was the outbreak of flames, or a troll invasion, but the problem would be solved and they'd go back to discussing The Brady Bunch.

Then, slowly, the trolls began to take over, and people responded. The trolls gained power, posting sexually and morally depraved crap not only about the show, but other members. Meanwhile, topics would be beaten into the ground only to be dug up and beaten some more. A few select ones I can remember:

"I'm obsessed with Jimmy Bracken who was in like, three episodes! I want info/nude pics/Bracken himself!"
"There are ERRORS in the Growing Up Brady book!"
"Jan was short for Janet/Janice!"
Plus countless threads about Robert Reed's sexuality.

And who could forget the MEMBER wank? J vs. M, M vs. Everyone, A vs. J, K vs. D, etc.* Between J's personal life, M's anger issues, and K's general asshat behavior the board resembled an episode of Jerry Springer sometimes. And a troll who I shall refer to as Mr. Anonymous would capitalize on the Personal Life wankage and make disgusting posts about it. He even got ME once for trying to defend another member. :P I was somewhat amused, actually.

I eventually left, cause the trolling and flamewars were outweighing the relevant posts. Occasionally, I'll check the newsgroup to see what's new...the entire place has degenerated into trolls, flames, and wank.

It's almost amusing, in a sick, sad, way. *shakes head*

*=names have been withheld to resepct privacy.



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[info]nevadafighter
2003-10-25 11:02 pm UTC (link)
o.O

Wow . . . that place has far surpassed alt.music.monkees in wank--hell, AMM's been quiet since the resident trolls moved on; I hear one of them is splurting all over alt.music.michael-jackson these days . . .

What is it about sixties and seventies TV shows turning people into freaks? (Although, to be epistomologically sound you'd have to find out how many were already freaks before they joined . . . )

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[info]sarajayechan
2003-10-26 01:26 am UTC (link)
A friend of mine once said, "The more innocent the show, the most disgusting the fic". This can also apply to discussions.

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[info]iczer6
2003-10-26 02:55 am UTC (link)
[A friend of mine once said, "The more innocent the show, the most disgusting the fic". This can also apply to discussions.]

Very true. The same could also be said for doujinshi.

[Must...purge...mind...of...Digimon...hentai...]


Icz

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[info]cesare
2003-10-26 02:55 am UTC (link)
I believe it. There was an astoundingly depraved Charlie and the Chocolate Factory fic on LJ's badfic_mainline a while back...

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-10-26 06:40 am UTC (link)
Heh, I posted that fic. It was awful, wasn't it? I think some people just get the urge to defile all these wholesome fandoms . . . well, okay, there WAS something kinda creepy about Willy Wonka, but not in that way!

Just be glad I spared you guys the Malcolm in the Middle stuff (Dewey/that guy who works with Lois) and the Growing Pains stuff and especially the Everybody Loves Raymond stuff. Nifty.org? It's too easy.

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[info]lots42
2003-10-26 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Willy Wonka was three candy-canes away from installing cameras in the Oompa-Loompa restrooms.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-01-12 07:07 pm UTC (link)
I've seen one Growing Pains sexfic. Carol being gangbanged by the guys. X_X;;;

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-01-12 07:07 pm UTC (link)
O_O; WHAT?! Charlie and the Chocolat Factory fic EXISTS?! And crappy fic at that?!

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[info]eyesdelight
2003-10-26 05:27 am UTC (link)
"The more innocent the show, the most disgusting the fic"

That should be a fandom law. I've seen it in practice so many times, it's difficult to scrub my brain clean.

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[info]lots42
2003-10-26 01:08 pm UTC (link)
And sometimes the disgusting even violates canon. Such as this one I heard about where Spongebob slices his wrists open after losing a girlfriend.

(Spongebob likes girls? Spongebob doesn't know what the clams and the bees are)

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[info]beccastareyes
2003-10-26 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I was more wondering since when does Spongebob have blood? The whole cutting thing doens't work well on marine invertibrates.

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[info]virago
2003-10-27 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Now I'd pay to see "Spongebob cuts his wrists and grows new hands from the wounds" fic.

I've been warped.

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[info]beccastareyes
2003-10-27 11:53 pm UTC (link)
*finds that idea strangely appearing*

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-01-12 07:09 pm UTC (link)
Spongebob: *angst* *cuts his wrists* *hands fall off, new ones sprout up from the wounds* Aah, how convenient!

...Okay, I'm going to go back to making icons now. *flees*

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[info]lots42
2003-10-26 01:06 pm UTC (link)
Newsgroup wank, eh? It is to be involved. Once I got accused of being a long term stealth troll. That was fun.

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