Ralph Fiennes fanpages are teh funneh
I was looking for some decent photos of the actor, and, dude, did I come across some good stuff, such as the Ralph Fiennes Astrology Page.

"It is my experience that art and artists can help us to know our selves. I have found some light along the way through the examination of the birth charts of great artists, and Ralph Fiennes is a great artist. In these pages I will examine Mr. Fiennes' birth chart and also examine the movements of the planetary bodies in relation to that birth chart in the present."

See the sparkling stars background? Yeah.

And not to be outdone is the Ralph Fiennes Numerology Page:

"The purpose of this web page is to introduce fans of Ralph Fiennes to the interesting study of numerology, while learning about it in the context of their favorite celebrity, Ralph Fiennes."

But my favorite is Ralph Fiennes: Poems from his Fans. Words cannot describe the beauty of this page. Here's a sample:

"i have never met you and maybe never will
but i know that if i did
you would be normal and your eyes would melt me

Your voice can move me to tears
your face makes me skip a beat
but i know you are only normal but that makes you special.

Thankyou for these feelings
i am only normal but
i am a better person for seeing your eyes."

And the clincher is that despite all of this apparently rabid devotion, I still have yet to find a page with decent photos of him.