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Like some cruel Valentine. ([info]l_s_q) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-10-30 12:26:00


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My first wank!
Music fandom wank. Someone says System Of A Down are a pop band.

Wank ensues.

My favourite bit; "System of a Down is not pop music, anyone who says it is has got their head shoved up their stretched asshole from butt fucking their gay lover last night."


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[info]lush_rimbaud
2003-10-30 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Dude, this is a great one. The phrase "ass mongering big johnson clit sniffing poon hound" was invoked! A classic.

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[info]calluna
2003-10-30 04:12 pm UTC (link)
Do these people have some kind of random insult generator?

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[info]smo
2003-10-30 04:52 pm UTC (link)
If they do, I so need a link to it.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2003-10-30 06:10 pm UTC (link)
OH MY GODS ALMIGHTY.

Best obscene phrase ever.

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[info]bookshop
2003-10-31 06:26 pm UTC (link)
christ, that's *begging* for an icon. also, just randomly, may i say that before I accidentally deleted my userinfo and all my interests, I had "lush_rimbaud's username" listed on LJ. :) It makes me grin every time I see it.

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[info]endoftime
2003-10-30 03:58 pm UTC (link)
A cool Rock band, only called "Pop" by rich christian ass-rapers that like to suck cock and love the system.

WTF?????

It's true, metal does rot your brain.

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[info]cheyinka
2003-10-30 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Now this may just be me...
....but isn't "pop" short for "popular"?
And isn't it a good thing if other people like a band you like?
Especially if that means that they might get to tour more often, so you might see them in concert? And they might make more albums, so you can listen to all their wonderful music?

Oh. Wait. If lots of people like it then it's not l33t anymore? Is that it?

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[info]l_s_q
2003-10-30 04:42 pm UTC (link)
"Oh. Wait. If lots of people like it then it's not l33t anymore? Is that it?"

Got it. They're so speshul and thehre pain is so omg deep that they can't like anything popular! Because they're speshul!

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[info]arien
2003-10-30 05:14 pm UTC (link)
If lots of people like it then it's not l33t anymore? Is that it?

Exactly. Bands that are popular are selling out to the masses and only care about getting rich. And if you like their music you are a gay Nazi.

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[info]norabombay
2003-10-30 06:11 pm UTC (link)
Wait. My newfound desire to have sex with Britney Spears, and or at least two of the five members of *Nsync makes me a gay Nazi?

I thought it just made me pathetic.

Who knew. Cause if gay nazi's go around chanting "The Disco Ball! The Disco Ball!" and stalking Madonna, we have real problems.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-10-31 05:29 am UTC (link)
Well, "pathetic" and "gay nazi" aren't necessarily mutually exclusive concepts...

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[info]diamonde
2003-10-31 08:26 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but it's a fun, sparkly kind of pathetic that's secretly ironic. Or something. As long as there's no shame, it's all good.

(And I don't care what the gay-Nazi-haters say, 'space cowboy' is a work of genius.)

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[info]virago
2003-10-30 07:55 pm UTC (link)
>>Oh. Wait. If lots of people like it then it's not l33t anymore? Is that it?>>

Yyyyyyyep. Even if it's the exact same thing that it was before. (I'm in anime fandom; the instant series n is translated to English or is shown on TV here, the wank starts. Don't eeeeeeeeven get me started.)

This is Code of the Self-Important Wanker, section 2: Everybody But You is a Moron, line 5: The more people like it, the more it proves it sucks. UNLESS it is something you made, which only proves how great you all are compared to the other sheep who Do Not Appreciate Your Artistic Vision.

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[info]iris
2003-10-30 08:08 pm UTC (link)
Well, in all fairness, translating a series into English and showing it on TV does tend to bring in more idiots to the fandom. But there were usually idiots before...it's just a lot easier to see them when the fandom gets bigger.

Personally, I would have been thrilled if Animeigo had picked up Yu Yu Hakusho, but Funimation beat them to the punch. I wanked about that back in the day...but it wasn't the release in English so much as who was doing it that got me riled up. On the other hand, the incident primarily responsible for making me go "hey, this is stupid" and getting out of the fandom was entirely between old-line fans.

I don't really know what my point is anymore. I think I was trying to say that stupidity is always present, but it becomes that much more prevalent when things go mainstream. Or something.

I need to wake up before I try to reply to these things.

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[info]smo
2003-10-30 08:34 pm UTC (link)
The key words here being, "when the fandom gets bigger." Even a crappy dub with horrific cuts will draw more people into the fandom, and who knows - some of them might check out the original version, and then we'll have a new CFO (Cool, Funny Otaku) on our hands. Can't be bad.

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[info]iris
2003-10-31 08:47 pm UTC (link)
I don't deny that it might bring some cool new fans into the fold, I'm just saying that it will bring idiots into the fold too. Double-edged sword and all that.

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[info]smo
2003-10-31 11:03 pm UTC (link)
Point taken. I guess I'm just a cockeyed optimist who thinks the idgits can be edumacated.

Or not.

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ot'ly worships your icon
[info]romanesque
2003-11-01 08:43 am UTC (link)
*pets it...even purrs~*

*scuttles out*

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[info]virago
2003-10-30 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Nonono, what I meant is people's reactions to the series ITSELF. Like one minute it's good, and the next it SUCKS, because it crossed the pond.

I don't deny that more people brings more idiots, and I usually don't get up in arms about that. What gives me the stabbies is the attitude like "Oh, that thing, it's on American cable now. Where the plebes go." mmmffffstabstab.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-10-31 05:31 am UTC (link)
Hey, when a newly dubbed/subbed/etc. anime (or whatever) can get those asshole elitists out of the fandom, I consider it a purging of idiots.

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[info]ecchaniz0r
2003-10-31 03:53 pm UTC (link)
Hear hear freakin' hear.

(*waving of lighters &etc*)

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[info]smo
2003-10-31 04:30 pm UTC (link)
I'll drink to that.

*hoists an orange Ramune*

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[info]amakath
2003-10-30 08:12 pm UTC (link)
"People who dont like them are a)Cripples b)Wiggers c)Preppy d)Jewish"

Lovely. Hm, I guess I'd fall under whatever nebulous definition these whippersnappers have of "preppy". Although I think this social genius left out "e)old". Then again, that would mean ackowledging the existence of people outside their age demo.

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wizzard
2003-10-30 09:07 pm UTC (link)
And System of a Down would so not appreciate a fan who says things like this. They are of the ultra liberal variety. I guess you can't choose your fans.

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[info]onetrickpony
2003-10-30 11:14 pm UTC (link)
I guess you can't choose your fans.

...thus spake Cassandra Claire.

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[info]machiavellian
2003-10-31 04:16 am UTC (link)
Hahahaha, this is hilarious. My favorites are:

"Only faggots would connsider SOAD pop, and paedophiles would consider it stupid!"

"A cool Rock band, only called "Pop" by rich christian ass-rapers that like to suck cock and love the system."

"If i wanted to hear shit, I would take one."


I'm definitely bookmarking that site.

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[info]bookshop
2003-10-31 06:35 pm UTC (link)
And let us not forget "TYPICAL AMERICANS." Definitely a great wank.

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[info]psychofangirl
2003-11-01 07:03 am UTC (link)
"If i wanted to hear shit, I would take one."

That would make a GREAT ICON! :D

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[info]smo
2003-11-01 10:08 pm UTC (link)
That, and "If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart."

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[info]flax
2003-11-02 03:07 pm UTC (link)
ohmygodiconohmygodicon~ *falls down, convulses*

And damn, so many quotes in there. Personal fave is System of a Down is awesome and are my idols. If you wanna be a fag go to bignakedmen.com.

"Now he gay from bignakedmen.com"

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WTF... scary
[info]siegfriedwanks
2003-11-04 07:58 am UTC (link)
Fuck u anti-everthing anti-pop crazy basterds man... u act like being anti-pop culture is some kind of KOOKY religion, like thouse crazy over reactive christians
i hate POP like crazy man, but once u say my favorite bands are POP uve crosted the line....
System of a Down OWNS ALL


All your crazy pop fucktards are belong to us?

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What you say???
[info]smo
2003-11-06 07:22 pm UTC (link)
All your crazy pop fucktards are belong to us?

That so needs to be an icon.

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[info]grindelwald
2003-11-06 03:04 am UTC (link)
gay kid:soad is pop!lets listen to linken park!
cool kid:go kill urself,no one luvs u.


This made me laff and laff and laffff...

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