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RedPanda ([info]redpanda) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-11-02 17:07:00
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Current mood:energetic

God forbid anyone else be within three feet of "her man"...
Hmm. This is a wank a'brewing -- I have a feeling it runs much, much deeper than the surface I've scratched here, and I'd love to find out more. Please contribute, if you know more than I do!

In short? It seems that [info]twohobbitears is a wee bit obsessed with Billy "Pippin" Boyd. To whit:

1) She hates his girlfriend beard girl seen with him in photos!

Tricksy fucking pixie? *explodes* I can't fucking believe people are making icons with HER in them...she's got a god damn fanclub! *rips hair out* WTF do people see in her? She doesn't look like a pixie people, she looks like a skanky ass hoe...sorry, but it's true. Damn, I wish I could hire a hit man....

2) She makes a revenge icon! (Apparently the girl in the icon is the above girlfriend beard girl seen with Billy Boyd in photos.)

While the pot was steaming, I had a little Photoshop/Image Ready fun:

[Note: Please don't go ballistic on me...this was done all in good taste (?), and obviously I'm not using it....but if you want to, please do!]
*ducks from flying produce* I know, I know...Yes...BAD KARMA. I do think alot of this girlfriend-hating is bringing/or is yet to bring some nasty karma my way. I just can't help it! I mean, I can't like her...she's with my man! *destresses* Calm down....one month to go...

3) This is her website. This is her website's motto:

Boyd-ism: [noun] 1.) The personification of the benevolent parts of our beings, in which Billy Boyd is not only in our hearts, but in our minds and in our souls. 2.) The condition of being completely smitten with Billy Boyd. 3.) The undeniable aura that surrounds Billy Boyd and encompasses our deepest desires.

In closing: I'm scared. And Billy should be.

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[info]rowan
2003-11-03 03:17 am UTC (link)
That icon is DAMN SCARY. If it shows up hovering over my bed to the tune of badgerbadgerbadger, I'll know who to blame.

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[info]ladylisse
2003-11-03 08:07 am UTC (link)
Nothing is as scary as the badgers. Not even that icon.

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-11-03 09:01 am UTC

[info]thoms
2003-11-03 03:26 am UTC (link)
What's scarier is her thinger on her website about Billy knowing about her site and being "unphased" by her "shrine" to him. It's there somewhere, one of her little "updates." If he could see that LiveJournal, that "unphased" would go to "abject terror" in about five seconds.

If I was Billy, I'd be hiring some beefy personal security for myself and the girlfriend before the ROTK premiere junket starts.

- BP, who thinks that the girlfriend is cute, dammit.

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-11-03 03:30 am UTC (link)
Oh no, is that what she meant by one month? She's going to the ROTK premiere? Dear God. I fear for that girl, whoever she is, if she accompanies Billy. I can imagine this chick screaming some pretty nasty things. *shudders*

Steph

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[info]thoms
2003-11-03 03:41 am UTC (link)
That's what it sounds like to me, is that this girl is going to be at a premiere, and looking at the userinfo, she's from Sedona, so probably LA.

So, we'll have the Tinhats screaming about "Teh one twuu wuv!" and this girl screaming obscenities at a woman who wants to accompany her boyfriend to a public event.

*books flight to LA so she can sit there with kettle corn and record the wank for posterity*

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(no subject) - [info]siegfriedwanks, 2003-11-04 07:28 am UTC

[info]dana
2003-11-08 05:24 am UTC (link)
*hides head in hands*

Oh Gods, please don't, no, no, I can't handle the craziees at the premiere. Sheesh, I'm going there to have fun but might spend the entire time stressing about them.

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[info]esorlehcar
2003-11-03 03:44 am UTC (link)
She showed up in my LJ a few days ago furious because I posted pictures of Billy's girl.

I guess I just find her too amusing to be frightening (though I hadn't seen the website before, though. Major ick factor). The revenge icon was fantastic. So was 'tricksy fucking pixie' post and this post:
*looks down* My last entry has already made media! *dies laughing* God forbid someone DISLIKE Billy's girlfriend...and have the AUDACITY to post their feelings on their PERSONAL journal....ah, rebuttal is swfit...and by a person who calls me a teeny, but in retrospect, sounds like a teeny herself.

in reference to this entry of mine.

*shrug* I don't know, to me she just comes across as a particularly stupid kid, not someone actively dangerous. No real way to know, of course.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-03 05:08 am UTC (link)
Her response was pretty wanky too!

"it's my journal, my opinions, I can say what I want, nyah!"

What an idiot. (and isn't there a law about that statement?)
Shaz

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(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-11-03 03:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-04 11:44 pm UTC

[info]sagralisse
2003-11-03 03:35 pm UTC (link)
Eso, one of your posts about girlfriend beard that girl got wanked, didn't it? The Wank OP thought you all weren't being exactly honest in your praise, from what I remember.

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(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-11-03 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-11-03 11:59 pm UTC

[info]seventy_three
2003-11-03 04:01 am UTC (link)
Billy Boyd is not only in our hearts, but in our minds and in our souls.

Ack! Billy Boyd is in my soul! Help! Get him out! Get him out!

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[info]hyenamummy
2003-11-03 04:28 am UTC (link)
Bwah! Oh lawd, you just made me spit ginger ale.

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ICON! - [info]deejay435, 2003-11-03 04:33 am UTC
Re: ICON! - [info]hyenamummy, 2003-11-04 10:02 pm UTC

[info]smo
2003-11-03 06:39 am UTC (link)
*laughs like hyena*

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Re: Pardon my ignorance
[info]maureenlycaon
2003-11-03 10:29 am UTC (link)
CALL THE EXORCIST!

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Thanks bunches. - [info]fandom_bitch, 2003-11-04 06:59 am UTC

[info]lavenderfrost
2003-11-03 04:08 am UTC (link)
Billy Boyd is not only in our hearts, but in our minds and in our souls.

In our...souls?? *hears creepy horror movie music start to play*

ACK!!! It's The Exorcist - Part 22.5 & 3/4!!!11!!1!!oneone!!!1!!eleven!!!

*dodges pea soup projectiles and hopes this girl never gets into DomLijah*

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[info]ahiru
2003-11-03 04:44 am UTC (link)
Billy Boyd is not only in our hearts, but in our minds and in our souls.

And if you're not careful, he'll also carve his name into your thigh. The Fellowship Actors: they're going to take you spiritually. Use protection.

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(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2003-11-03 04:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]munchkinott, 2003-11-03 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rowan, 2003-11-03 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-11-03 09:07 am UTC
Bailando Orlando, a squick in my head, my head... - [info]siegfriedwanks, 2003-11-04 07:35 am UTC
Re: Bailando Orlando, a squick in my head, my head... - [info]smo, 2003-11-04 04:25 pm UTC
Ziggy stardust - [info]siegfriedwanks, 2003-11-05 02:42 am UTC
Re: Ziggy stardust - [info]smo, 2003-11-05 04:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]arabel, 2003-11-03 12:03 pm UTC
OMG! - [info]guildenstern, 2003-11-03 09:18 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2003-11-03 06:04 am UTC (link)
Well... I guess now the plan for the RoTK premiere is to have Dom and Elijah make out for the fangirls while Billy and girlfriend make a run for the doors?

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(no subject) - [info]redpanda, 2003-11-03 06:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sagralisse, 2003-11-03 03:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-11-03 08:56 pm UTC

[info]sajasma
2003-11-03 07:10 am UTC (link)
What is with all these rabid obsessions being all 'spiritual' now? Seriously, I've seen paper bags with more spirit than any of the LotR boys.

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(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2003-11-03 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-11-03 09:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lulinda, 2003-11-03 09:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ahiru, 2003-11-03 08:48 pm UTC
I have nothing to say but - [info]iczer6, 2003-11-03 09:37 am UTC

tocomfortyou
2003-11-03 09:24 am UTC (link)
Wait, who's Billy? Is he the one who isn't Dom or Elijah? Or the Evil Rapist? Or the Elf? Wot? When did we add another Hobbit?

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(no subject) - [info]iamtheenemy, 2003-11-03 10:09 am UTC
Re: - tocomfortyou, 2003-11-03 10:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-11-03 08:58 pm UTC

[info]esorlehcar
2003-11-03 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Hmm. This is a wank a'brewing -- I have a feeling it runs much, much deeper than the surface I've scratched here, and I'd love to find out more. Please contribute, if you know more than I do!

[info]crimsontide just had this to say over on bboyd on LJ:
The girl in question... Sammy... runs a fanfic forum I was reading. She opened up a discussion on the gf only to insult her, which many of the posters gleefully joined in on. I posted saying I didn't get it and I thought the vitriol was silly and there was nothing snooty looking about the girl (I rather think she looks a bit shy, myself) and that did they really think funny, nice, kind Billy would date a total bitch. I didn't flame or insult anyone. I came back later on to find my post had been deleted, reasons being it was inflammatory. I pointed out that the nasty posts about the gf were more so (imagine if Billy read them... I doubt he'd be impressed...) and was told that my post had provoked an onslaught, which was also deleted, but I hadn't been back to the forum quick enough to read it (oh the penalties of having a life...). After that, I lost my taste for the forum, which includes grown, married women. sigh. But no, Sammy has heard nothing. She started the speculations herself and other people agreed with her. That was it. In addition to their belief the girl has bad dress sense and bad hair. *snort*

Sammy disturbs me a little, I have to say. Probably totally harmless, but the constant splicing of the pictures and the venom and preoccupation she has with the gf, also the idea that there is some 'date' in the future when things will change is a trifle unsettling.

Another annoying faction are the holier-than-thou fans, like the owner of a list I was briefly on, who tell everyone they are respecting Billy's wishes and not talking about the gf, but who compulsively exchange information privately and then sort of wave it all the other fans' face (they knnooooow something yoooou doon't! I know her name! Trust me, they're a couple, my friend saw something but I can't repeat it! etc), but then make a big deal of how they can't talk about it and if you do, you'll be banned. And again, when I decided to defend someone and pointed out that talking privately was still gossiping, oooh what a load of trouble I was in! I chose to leave that list.

So now I stick to lj and I don't even trawl that much.
At the end of the day the fact of the matter is this - Billy's not only very cute and charming, but he seems very kind and very lovely - did anyone REALLY think he was ever totally single, even if he wasn't seriously involved?

Not only that, but numerous cast members have made comments about the fact women love him - and while I think remarks like 'Billy's a playboy' is more a loving jibe between close friends about his charm, it seems a given he's not going to want for company.

It's from a discussion here, begun when [info]twohobbitears claimed she'd heard multiple accounts that Billy's GF was "very snotty."

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(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-11-03 09:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamtheenemy, 2003-11-03 09:56 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-11-03 11:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]notguilty, 2003-11-03 11:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-11-04 12:13 am UTC
Re: - [info]notguilty, 2003-11-04 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2003-11-04 07:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-11-04 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2003-11-04 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]esorlehcar, 2003-11-04 08:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]notguilty, 2003-11-04 05:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]iamtheenemy, 2003-11-04 08:14 pm UTC
Re: - [info]notguilty, 2003-11-04 09:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-08 05:00 am UTC

[info]guildenstern
2003-11-03 09:33 pm UTC (link)
*facefault*
What IS it with Tolkien fandom that makes fanpersons compare everyone involved with it with animals/mythical creatures? Note: Legolas/Gimli slash with the two of them being compared to bears, deer, and or birds; bad "animals and their mates" puns, etc. Wasn't hobbitslash bad enough without comparing Billy Boyd's girlfriend to a 'tricksy pixie'? :X

Of course, this gives us carte blanche to compare the wanker to some sort of animal. In this case, comparison to a raging stalker bitch might be warranted.

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(no subject) - [info]dejla, 2003-11-03 10:00 pm UTC

[info]eljuno
2003-11-04 12:07 am UTC (link)
Actually, that icon's kinda cool...if, like me, you assume that being Satan isn't necessarily a BAD thing.

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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-11-04 01:52 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong to desperately wish she could see this thread? *restrains self*

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redpandaprinces
2003-11-04 05:01 am UTC (link)
Wow.

I imagine this girl thinks that come the ROTK premiere(if that is what the date is referring too) Billy will spot her, instantly realize they're soulmates, abandon the girlfriend (who, I might add, is as cute as pie. As. Pie. I'm crushing on her too) and declare his undying love whilst bagpipe-playing angels fly down from the heavens.

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GIP - rama_snark, 2003-11-04 08:22 am UTC
Re: GIP - redpandaprinces, 2003-11-04 07:27 pm UTC
Re: GIP - [info]smo, 2003-11-04 08:43 pm UTC

[info]teratologist
2003-11-04 05:23 am UTC (link)
If I were Billy, I would be very tempted to send a couple of burly gentlemen along to her house a few days before the big event to have a lofty, theoretical discussion with her about personal space, appropriate boundaries, and the consequences of violating the same.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-11-04 04:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-11-04 11:41 pm UTC (link)
These are just my opinions. I understand you don't agree with me, but why do you have to exploit me? Honestly, don't you all have someone better to pick on?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-04 11:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2003-11-06 08:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2003-11-06 09:26 pm UTC
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