Current mood:

energetic

God forbid anyone else be within three feet of "her man"...
Hmm. This is a wank a'brewing -- I have a feeling it runs much, much deeper than the surface I've scratched here, and I'd love to find out more. Please contribute, if you know more than I do!

In short? It seems that twohobbitears is a wee bit obsessed with Billy "Pippin" Boyd. To whit:

1) She hates his girlfriend beard girl seen with him in photos!

Tricksy fucking pixie? *explodes* I can't fucking believe people are making icons with HER in them...she's got a god damn fanclub! *rips hair out* WTF do people see in her? She doesn't look like a pixie people, she looks like a skanky ass hoe...sorry, but it's true. Damn, I wish I could hire a hit man....

2) She makes a revenge icon! (Apparently the girl in the icon is the above girlfriend beard girl seen with Billy Boyd in photos.)

While the pot was steaming, I had a little Photoshop/Image Ready fun:

[Note: Please don't go ballistic on me...this was done all in good taste (?), and obviously I'm not using it....but if you want to, please do!]
*ducks from flying produce* I know, I know...Yes...BAD KARMA. I do think alot of this girlfriend-hating is bringing/or is yet to bring some nasty karma my way. I just can't help it! I mean, I can't like her...she's with my man! *destresses* Calm down....one month to go...

3) This is her website. This is her website's motto:

Boyd-ism: [noun] 1.) The personification of the benevolent parts of our beings, in which Billy Boyd is not only in our hearts, but in our minds and in our souls. 2.) The condition of being completely smitten with Billy Boyd. 3.) The undeniable aura that surrounds Billy Boyd and encompasses our deepest desires.

In closing: I'm scared. And Billy should be.