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darthhellokitty (darthhellokitty) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-11-06 10:41:00


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Current mood:happy

Whaaaaaaaat?
Someone talking about a HL BDSM fic:

I'm not saying the story in question wasn't hot; it was. But I also observed that (speaking for myself, here, of course) the turn-on was very specifically localized. Chakra 2 (and perhaps 1), but nothing higher. For me, the story left solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye, and crown chakras completely unmoved, un-energized. *Absolutely* it did not move me intellectually, or feed my aesthetic senses, as her previous stories had done, because it was not in any way a layered text.

**points, laughs**


ETA: Can't link, it's on a list, but I could not deprive the good people of F_W of this passage.




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[info]funkyhelix
2003-11-06 09:23 pm UTC (link)

This person irons and folds their slices of bread.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-06 09:27 pm UTC (link)
LINK, PLEASE!

... as this is too amusing.

- kay_taylor from LJ.

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(no subject) - [info]alpheratz, 2003-11-06 09:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-07 12:38 pm UTC

[info]resmiranda
2003-11-06 09:28 pm UTC (link)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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[info]virago
2003-11-06 09:29 pm UTC (link)
...

I thought of what else to say, but I can't.

...

Really. Just... yeah.

(HL = Highlander?)

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[info]prettyamyrose
2003-11-06 09:29 pm UTC (link)
Bwaaah? O.o

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[info]mirabellawotr
2003-11-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
...bzuh? We're supposed to stimulate people's chakras now?

Well, I will certainly keep that in mind for future reference.

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(no subject) - [info]veuki, 2003-11-07 07:20 am UTC

coreopsis
2003-11-06 09:31 pm UTC (link)
Oh yeah, man, I just hate it when a story leaves my third eye unmoved.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-07 05:18 am UTC

[info]smo
2003-11-06 09:34 pm UTC (link)
I gotcher chakras right here, Moonchild.

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[info]sorchar
2003-11-06 09:35 pm UTC (link)
If this isn't a joke, it should be.

No, wait. Even if it wasn't INTENDED to be a joke, it still is. *points and laughs*

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-11-07 12:24 am UTC
Speaking for myself here, of course
[info]castellated
2003-11-06 09:36 pm UTC (link)
"For me, the story left solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye, and crown chakras completely unmoved, un-energized."

For me, there is nothing sexy whatever about three eyes, whether moving or not.

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[info]limyaael
2003-11-06 09:53 pm UTC (link)
I know it's always my solar plexus that I'm looking to heat up when I'm reading a smut story.

Isn't that true for everyone?

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[info]ahiru
2003-11-06 10:12 pm UTC (link)
That post was okay, but its wank was very specifically localized. It got chakras 41-78, but that was really all. It sadly didn't stimulate my fourth eye, twelfth kidney and wankus maximus chakras as much as other wanks have done.

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(no subject) - [info]psychofangirl, 2003-11-07 12:40 am UTC

[info]sagralisse
2003-11-06 10:13 pm UTC (link)
It's funny. I like it. :)

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[info]ereshkigal
2003-11-06 10:39 pm UTC (link)
"Look at me try to be 1337 with my new age knowledge."

Dude, I bet I could stimulate all the chakras available given enough time with a whip. ^_~ Just saying...

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(no subject) - [info]darkrose, 2003-11-06 10:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2003-11-07 01:17 am UTC

[info]phosfate
2003-11-06 10:39 pm UTC (link)
*gape!*

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[info]beccafran
2003-11-06 10:51 pm UTC (link)
Beautiful, just beautiful.

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[info]ev_vy
2003-11-06 11:03 pm UTC (link)
*snorfle* People here should see the LJ icons 'inspired' by the highly amusing member of that list. Geez, she disappeared from one list to pop up on another. Next time, I'll open my fridge, and she'll be there.

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(no subject) - [info]gairid, 2003-11-07 02:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-11-07 03:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]valarltd, 2003-11-07 04:04 am UTC
A little bit lower and to the right
[info]enkogneatoh
2003-11-06 11:04 pm UTC (link)
I'll give her heart and throat, or at least neck, and even the intellect and aesthetics. But if stimulating chakras, solar plexus, and third eye is her idea of a good time, she clearly needs to be introduced to her primary erogenous zones. Should we draw her a map?

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Re: A little bit lower and to the right - [info]rann, 2003-11-07 01:06 am UTC
Re: A little bit lower and to the right - [info]panthea, 2003-11-07 01:36 am UTC
Re: A little bit lower and to the right - [info]rann, 2003-11-07 02:17 am UTC
Re: A little bit lower and to the right - [info]smo, 2003-11-07 03:12 am UTC
Re: A little bit lower and to the right - [info]valarltd, 2003-11-07 04:06 am UTC

[info]hephaestoschick
2003-11-06 11:42 pm UTC (link)
Okay. That was just. ::screams into a pillow::
I swear to everything good and holy (as well as everything evil and solid) that it's the cruchtastic ones like this who really need a good boot the head. Methinks someone just read a book on chakras and wanted to show off? I hope so. Cause if that's her criteria for fanfic, I weep.

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GIP - [info]loki, 2003-11-07 01:00 am UTC
Re: GIP - [info]hephaestoschick, 2003-11-07 03:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]virago, 2003-11-07 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hephaestoschick, 2003-11-07 07:40 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-11-07 02:48 pm UTC

[info]endoftime
2003-11-07 01:12 am UTC (link)
Who said Highlander was too old to wank??

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2003-11-07 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soleta, 2003-11-07 05:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ev_vy, 2003-11-07 12:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lasultrix, 2003-11-08 11:02 am UTC

[info]rowan
2003-11-07 01:30 am UTC (link)
This reads even funnier if you're approaching it from the Naruto fandom. Then it sounds like they're saying the fic didn't stimulate their leet ninja powerz enough.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-07 02:27 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-11-07 04:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-11-07 05:01 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2003-11-08 12:25 am UTC

[info]amand_r
2003-11-07 03:37 am UTC (link)
Oh man. I have been following this over there. That shit be fucked up, yo. DHK, you are way braver than I.

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[info]soleta
2003-11-07 05:10 am UTC (link)
why did I read HL as HalfLife?

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[info]musette
2003-11-07 05:37 am UTC (link)
*puts down many, many pages of lit!slash!smut*

Err... we're supposed to be stimulating the whosie-what now? ::shrug:: Ah fuck it, I'm perfectly happy with the erogenous typically available, they've always gotten the job done. ;-)

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Re: Pardon my ignorance
[info]maureenlycaon
2003-11-07 08:26 am UTC (link)
I honestly don't know what to say to that. Except . . . I'll take whips and chains over chakra-feeding any day. She needs to quit spending so much money on workshops by New Age gurus, no question.

And pardon me, but isn't the first chakra the one connected to the sex organs? (Yeah, I know -- it's sad that I can know that. Don't remind me.)

Btw, a link to the story would be appreciated, if it's been put up on the Web already.

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Re: Pardon my ignorance - [info]smo, 2003-11-07 08:59 pm UTC
Re: Pardon my ignorance - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2003-11-08 12:28 am UTC
Re: Pardon my ignorance - [info]maureenlycaon, 2003-11-09 05:33 pm UTC
Re: Pardon my ignorance - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2003-11-09 07:27 pm UTC


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