Marysues Wank is Back!
Hmm, this is my first time posting here, so if you think it doesn't meet fandom requirements or if my involvement somehow detracts from the humor in this, then I'll gladly take it off and post it to the appropriate journals.

But, once again, the Marysues journal has been hit. This time by an innocuous post about a Gravitation Sue. Yet, this isn't the same rant of straight vs. yaoi as the post that starts the whole thing has nothing to do with the story!

People become confused.

Apparently, she found a story of hers that was reported six months ago in the Newsies section. Instead of the usual humorous vitriol like calling everyone "cocksucking lesbians" she threatens legal action. Again, people become confused because it was Newsies fiction and posted in the Newsies section. She declares it's original, despite the fact that it was originally posted there and a sockpuppet says something grammatically incorrect that leads us to believe Jack is the same character, but since she moved it to fictionpress.com, they have no right.

People call her on it afterwards.

Such a tiny wank and already Goodwin's Law and something along Snacky's (no mention of high school, but we do have maladjusted bullies) have been tapped. *sniffles* So quickly it splurts.