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I put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong ([info]telesilla) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-11-09 04:32:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

The First Annual [info]establishment Celebrity Bukakke Party?
So is it wank if it's all a game?

Given that most of the founding members of [info]establishment are members or at least readers of f_w and given that the game would not have come about if not for f_w, I present The Wank that Ate the Establishment as a way of giving something back to the community responsible for this demented game of mine.

Please note this is not a real wank about player kerfluffles that we've seen from HP RPGs in the past, but a series of kerfluffles that take place inside the game. So it's more mock-wank than real wank, amusing in that even in play we still follow the classic wank pattern.



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wizzard
2003-11-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm guessing there has to be some real wank here too, with muns bitching about other people's puppets. That's pretty damn funny that the puppet wank pretty much followed the general wank pattern though. Somebody needs to have their puppet delete their journal to make it complete.

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[info]telesilla
2003-11-09 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Well I know that at a couple of points in chat last night I may have, as myself instead of as Bale, called Karl a wanker, but I'm not at all annoyed at his mun. Can't say the same for anyone else, of course; they could all be furious with me personally.

*grins*

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[info]llwyden
2003-11-10 05:46 am UTC (link)
Heh. Well, not as far as I know. I was a little worried at one point, but luckily folks seem to be very clear that it's pups irked at pups.

I love it, personally. All the snark and wank, none of the actual hurt feelings or RL asshats!

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[info]telesilla
2003-11-10 07:02 am UTC (link)
And it's still going on! CA just posted bitching Jared out for picking on Jon.

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[info]llwyden
2003-11-10 07:07 am UTC (link)
Well, and Kiefer's still rolling his eyes at the original argument, but he is rather narked at Karl now!

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[info]smo
2003-11-10 05:21 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmm, Kiefer.

*drools at your icon*

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[info]titti
2003-11-09 07:37 pm UTC (link)
We still avoided TBQ rule and a few others. There is still room for improvement in the wankery factor. *g*

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[info]funkyhelix
2003-11-09 08:25 pm UTC (link)

Such a circle jerk you should get points for distance.

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[info]threesixoh
2003-11-09 10:36 pm UTC (link)
Icon!

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[info]funkyhelix
2003-11-09 11:15 pm UTC (link)

Heh. It's a Metafilterism.

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[info]wickedcherub
2003-11-10 01:19 pm UTC (link)
Wow, Icon.

Do you have the original image? That is beautiful and I don't even ship the Domlij.

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[info]threesixoh
2003-11-10 07:30 pm UTC (link)
Sure do: http://a.1asphost.com/threesixoh/DomLij2.jpg

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[info]wickedcherub
2003-11-11 01:24 am UTC (link)
:) *hugs*

You da bestest.

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[info]llwyden
2003-11-10 07:11 am UTC (link)
You mean we don't? Damn!

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[info]zannechaos
2003-11-09 09:33 pm UTC (link)
::just dying of laughter::

This is so perfectly executed. True wank to form!

But did anyone invoke Snacky's law? (If they did, I missed it)

The worst part of it all though, I keep catching myself starting to think up a reply, then hitting my hands "No, no, don't debate the D/s lifestyle with sockpuppets! This isn't a real wank! Bite your tongue, don't rip into that dense idiot and try to -- argh, it's deleted, remember?! Don't respond, not to private posts, not to anything! Stay out of this argument!"

This is such a perfectly done wank! It's so lifelike, so real, so squishy! It's like those faked dessert displays they set out in Olive Garden, where the ice cream's really Crisco. It looks so real, but you don't want to put it in your mouth. Must not touch the wank.

Besides I've already played in my own wankbox for real last month with this sort of argument, and it just wouldn't be as fun without SourPussy SweetKitty telling me to see a shrink and how I'm committing blasphemy in eyes of God, just like the homosexuals do.

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[info]telesilla
2003-11-10 07:35 am UTC (link)
But did anyone invoke Snacky's law? (If they did, I missed it)

Nope haven't had that, probably because it doesn't fit anyone's personality. I sort of thought of invoking Godwin's Law, but neither CA nor Bale are likely to bring Nazis into it.

"No, no, don't debate the D/s lifestyle with sockpuppets! This isn't a real wank! Bite your tongue, don't rip into that dense idiot and try to -- argh, it's deleted, remember?! Don't respond, not to private posts, not to anything! Stay out of this argument!"

I know at least two other players besides myself who were on alt.sex.bondage back in the day and this whole debate looked so familiar to us. And I really did find my pups reacting the way I did back then.

Homosexuals commit blasphemy?! Who'da thunk?



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[info]llwyden
2003-11-10 09:54 pm UTC (link)
neither CA nor Bale are likely to bring Nazis into it

Thank god! We could get into a whole 'nother level of wank there. *wince*

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[info]shoiryu
2003-11-09 11:26 pm UTC (link)
I laughed. And then I laughed some more!

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