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Eclectic Rambler ([info]deejay435) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-11-12 08:31:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, troll

A little HP troll stirs up a community.
My first post.

So over on Harry Potters fan board, a troll comes along and posts this. Then tries to claim he didn't....then just gets insane, while posters have fun mocking him.

And the posters start going for one another.



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[info]smo
2003-11-12 04:26 pm UTC (link)
That guy is so obviously fucking with them, it's not even funny. Almost.

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[info]calluna
2003-11-12 04:29 pm UTC (link)
My, that community is easy to troll...

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Oh
[info]ruaha56
2003-11-12 04:37 pm UTC (link)
The dumbness of it all. The troll was quite funny in an annoying way.

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[info]mac
2003-11-12 05:09 pm UTC (link)
I love the way he gives his mood as acomplished. He doesn't say if this is because he has insulted them or because he managed to string three words together - even if one of them was incorrectly spelled.

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[info]bitchysmurf
2003-11-12 05:39 pm UTC (link)
I really think God would be more of a Volvo.

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[info]ignatius
2003-11-12 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Nah. Mazda.

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[info]bitchysmurf
2003-11-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
You wanna go, bitch?

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[info]ignatius
2003-11-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
Bring it.



OMG my dEitY roxxoRz! Volvo's are overpriced and impractical! ure teh suck! You're repressing my religious freedom by expressing a contrary opinion!

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[info]bitchysmurf
2003-11-13 01:40 am UTC (link)
But Volvo's are safe, thus representing how god holds you (well, maybe not you) in the palm of his hand a protects you. Duh! !

Plus, in the Book of Luke Jesus clears states that he would be a Volvo if he were a car. That's right after St. Paul asks him what kind of tree he would be if he were a tree.

:p

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[info]ignatius
2003-11-13 01:52 am UTC (link)
How dare you reference the bible in our religious discussion! Don't you know how pretentious that is? Besides, just cuz Jesus said it, doesn't mean it's, like, official.

Besides, everyone knows God doesn't like big, bulky, safe ones. Do you know how many people would not die, and thus go to heaven (or to their justified eternal torment down below) if everyone drove a safe car? Pffff.

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[info]trismegistus
2003-11-13 12:57 am UTC (link)
Ahura Mazda, for the deity on the go!

...Sorry, I couldn't resist. *shame-face*

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[info]ignatius
2003-11-13 01:43 am UTC (link)
it's okay, that's what i was getting at.

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[info]photosinensis
2003-11-12 05:57 pm UTC (link)
Might I take the time to ask, "What the hell?"

If he can't see it, how is he able to comment on it? Or better yet, if he didn't mean it, why doesn't he delete the post?

He's obviously messing with that community.

Ah, the smell of HP wank in the morning.

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[info]ignatius
2003-11-12 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I thought those "What? I never said that!" comments were the only clever thing about the troll.

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[info]sagralisse
2003-11-12 06:38 pm UTC (link)
Amusing! Kudos to Honda. This reply made it truly worthwhile:

Well maybe if we flood this fool with so many comments they cannot cope they will go away. I've seen it work twice before, with femtojam and fandombitches, the first of whom posted a great anti-slash 'let's save Harry Potter from the perverts' tirade only to have every HP slasher come out of the woodwork asking to be put on hir list of perverts and the second who was a stalker of the BNFs and got her knickers in a knot when one of the BNFs she was ranting about had an icon that featured a pair of women's breasts - she got spammed with piles of pro-breasts comments and even caused wikdsushi to manip both her icon, the toothy owl Teefs, and a picture of Snape to give them breasts.


Um, for one thing the troll is trying to get a lot of posts. His tactic is to say obviously dumb stuff so that people will feel compelled to point out his errors. That's on purpose, duh. Flooding him with negative comments is not going to hurt his ickle feelings in the least.

On the other hand it might be too much to hope for. It's hilariously stupid anyway and I intend on placing a post about this on mock_the_stupid.


The truly hilarious part of a troll attack is when people get all indignant. So yes, majinbakahentai, I think you should toss Honda into the briar patch. That'll learn him!

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[info]snacky
2003-11-12 07:24 pm UTC (link)
Wow. Why are people so stupid?

Born that way, or brain injury?

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[info]smo
2003-11-12 07:41 pm UTC (link)
Yes.

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[info]ruaha56
2003-11-12 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Both.

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[info]smo
2003-11-13 04:34 pm UTC (link)
My icon wants to have hot sweaty boysex with your icon.

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[info]ruaha56
2003-11-13 05:02 pm UTC (link)
You mean Will's like... gay? And Jack too? That's so hot sweaty yummy disgusting! Ewwwww...

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[info]smo
2003-11-13 05:47 pm UTC (link)
Oh, yeah. Totally droolworthy pukeworthy.

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[info]oxydosic
2003-11-12 10:01 pm UTC (link)
AAAAAAHHHH!!! Why must people feed trolls? Why can't you just ignore them so they will GO AWAY???

Sorry, that's just a big peeve of mine. I mean, you know the person's there to cause trouble, so you retaliate by giving them the attention they were looking for and keep it rolling. Yeah, smart.

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[info]deejay435
2003-11-13 12:35 am UTC (link)
I thought that was what the whole cake thing was about, just not effectual. Plus, made me hungry.

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[info]isntitironic
2003-11-13 07:29 pm UTC (link)
WhitePony's Law: a thread cannot be said to be truly off-topic until somebody mentions pie.

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[info]deejay435
2003-11-14 03:36 pm UTC (link)
Ah, good to know.

Mmmm. Pie.

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allen
2003-11-12 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Is he really a troll? I mean, just my opinion, but the first few comments and replies seemed to have a somewhat familiar, in-jokey feel. :: shrug ::

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-16 06:41 am UTC (link)
Dear [info]godisahonda:

Put down the bottle and go to bed.

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