OMG! I'm going to SUE!!!
Does wank ever get any more perfectly succinct than this?

The backstory (as best I can tell): Miss KJ won a fanfiction contest and is pissed at the loser. Various board members and sockpuppets show up to argue both sides, and at some point, someone posts examples of KJ's haiku. KJ freaks out.

Is there a law about invoking lawyers? If there isn't, there should be.

(The Godawful Fanfiction Board has been spectacularly wanky lately, what with the influx of trolls and the members' temper tantrums that the site admin won't post all user IPs so they'll be able to tell that someone who posts "U R STOOPID EAT SHITE AND DIE!!!!!!" is a troll and not someone with new and insightful commentary.)