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From the HP fandom, I present wank consisting of both FAP and the ship wars. Oh, how they do cater to us.

Falcon, long time debater for the Harry/Hermione shippers on the ship debate, and complete and utter fucktard, recently made his grand entrance on LJ.

Warning: These posts will definitely contain excessive use of the word "Y'all".

As you do, he starts a few days in by proclaiming R/Hr's ain't too bright.

But the real drama starts later with the proclamation that "When I finally get back on FAP...They thought I was bad before, when I get back the kid gloves come off and no more Mr. Nice-Guy. I'm gonna put a disclaimer at the top of all my posts. "READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. IF YOU READ THIS AND TAKE OFFENSE TO SOMETHING I SAY...TOUGH!"

It goes from there...

Moments to remember:

He tells FAP mod ErinMiran to start "doing her damn job." Heidi, FA bigwigthing, has her say. Another FAP mod, Nancy, tells Falcon "Face it, boy, you don't know how to play nice with others."
Obviously, such comments cannot go unanswered, and Falcon replies with a memorable reply filled with comments such as "Well now, Lady, I don't recall giving you a link to this LJ, so you must be huntin' me for a fight", "And Darlin', last I checked, I was allowed to vent in my LJ" & 'Honey, I've given evidence to just about everything I've ever posted."

As to that last claim... well, as he might say, the proof is in the pudding.

and the last word? "Wow, damn I'm popular all of a sudden."