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	dawnswalker 2003-11-23 05:23 am UTC (link)
	I still don't know what a "pure" yaoi fan is supposed to be. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2003-11-23 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Hell, I thought the whole point of yaoi was being impure. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iris 2003-11-23 05:30 am UTC (link)
	Did the OP say anything in the comments that wasn't an apology? o.o (Reply to this)(Thread)

virago
2003-11-23 08:43 am UTC (link)

I know, tell me about it. After a while I just wanted to scream CALM THE FUCK DOWN, IT ISN'T THAT IMPORTANT, but it would just unleash a new round of "I'm sorry I suck blah blah angstypie."

Around about the time that we got the "nobody likes me" speech my hand was permanently planted to my forehead. Kept trying my reflexive CALM THE FUCK DOWN mode, but nothing really worked. OMGWTF. Just Stop. Digging. The. Hole. Deeper. PLEASE. Pleaseplease.

I want to feel sorry for this one, I really do. Even though I was the one who jumped on hir in the first place. But arg, the constant. making. worse. of. the. problem. arg.

arg.

But it's over now. Right? I couldn't keep going back after a while.

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bohicamouse
2003-11-23 11:40 am UTC (link)

Oh god was she ever annoying. She's angsting because she can't find any other fans who like canon yaoi couples? The fuck? She can't possibly have LOOKED for anyone like that then because they're everywhere.

I also love how she kept promising to find the damn dalmatian site as if that would wash away her non-existent sins, even though I told her it had already been posted, heh. She never responded to that--I'm just glad she didn't have another "I'M SORRY!" breakdown.

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	feenix 2003-11-23 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I thought it exploded into something huge after this...but it's not really that wanky. (Except for the Ranma ½/YGO segue, and even that only had a couple of bits of wank.) I mean, where's the snark? Where's the "leaving forever?" Where's the AAAAAAAAAANGST? The OP should be glad that she didn't come a week or so ago, during The Great "TWS IS SUXOR" Debate. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	feenix 2003-11-23 07:21 am UTC (link)
	*this=the last time I checked it. My grammar is extremely retarded today. So is my syntax. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kyuuketsukirui 2003-11-23 05:38 am UTC (link)
	I just wanted to bash the OP over the head for her repeated raping of the English language. Your poem was great, though! :D More f_w posts should be made in the form of poems. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2003-11-23 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Wank haiku. Wank sonnets. Wank sestinas. The possibilities are endless. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ah, nostalgia kyuuketsukirui 2003-11-23 06:13 am UTC (link)
	I don't even remember what brought it on, but we had a beautiful poetry thread back on Blurty, but it was all lost when we were TOSed. :( Although Ces did manage to immortalize one of the best poems here: http://cesare.freehosting.net/wankery.html (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ah, nostalgia smo 2003-11-23 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Bravo! Author, author! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iris 2003-11-23 07:38 am UTC (link)
	Now you have me contemplating writing a wank sestina. My brain hurts. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-11-25 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Can you WRITE a wank sestina? Sestinas are hard ... I know, I've written some. I would LOVE to see that. As much as I loved reading this post. I had to read it over and over because it was so amazing. ~ panya, aka naienko-on-LJ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2003-11-25 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Your wish is my command. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-11-25 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	That ... is incredible. worships ~ panya, aka naienko-on-LJ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	<3 the poem! chibicurmudgeon 2003-11-23 08:43 am UTC (link)
	...but what's wrong with Thranduil/Elrond? >_> [Error: Irreparable invalid markup ('<_<>') in entry. Owner must fix manually. Raw contents below.] ...but what's wrong with Thranduil/Elrond? >_> <_< >_> crickets chirp cough (Reply to this)

	rikoshi 2003-11-23 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	As a complete and total sidenote to the comments here, I think the OP is actually a guy. ... I say this because the OP's user info and profile are textbook "Furry Fanboy." ... Let the wank appreciation resume! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	puipui 2003-11-24 05:51 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Are you saying that there are ACTUAL GUYS on LJ? And, by that token, possibly even HERE as well?!? I don't believe you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	brain_stain 2003-11-24 06:12 am UTC (link)
	Hard to believe, isn't it? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2003-11-25 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Totally kills my image of Fandom Wank as home to only angry bisexual atheist chicks who kick puppies. Oh Hive Vagina, why hast thou forsaken me? cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2003-11-24 06:27 am UTC (link)
	Um...yeah. You'd be surprised at how many guys are on LJ. Half my friendslist is male, I think. I think 20% of FW accounts are male, though many of them might be RP or wank sockpuppets. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	feenix 2003-11-24 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Scratch that, this is where I pulled that stat from. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2003-11-30 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Aaah, yaoi wank and "MY ANIME IS BETTER THAN YOUR ANIME!!" wank. I wish it'd just STOP. (Reply to this)