Celebrity wank. Like Celebrity Big Brother, but with more fappery.
Celebrities are just normal people and wank like the rest of us. (I know, Britney told me so.) The latest in a long line of snipes between Pink and Christina Aguilera, which mostly consist of them accusing each other of diva-like behaviour, producer theft and copying their unique style. No, I didn't get that part either. I love them both, but their stylists need to be lined up and shot.

Watch Pink invoke Snacky's law. And if there isn't a law about saying one's opponent needs medicating, there should be.

Of course, because it's popdirt.com, the comments also bring whole new fountains of fannish wank, including threats of physical violence, slights on sexual behaviour, "acting balack" (popdirt denizens are very keen on acting the right race, I eagerly await my hanging for not supporting England in the rugby as my anglo-saxon heritage demanded) and inevitably something about somebody's mother. More teenie-speak than you can shake a stick at. If bad spelling and sentence structure makes you hurt, skip the comments.

I just couldn't resist pointing out the wanking over a famous person wanking. Popstars are the BNFs of their own fandoms, I swear.