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Olivia ([info]livviebway) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-11-23 17:05:00
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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, mary sues, rp

Oh, just a bit of Harry Potter RP Wank
Hi everyone! Typical long type lurker, first time poster, but this was just too cute. I found this on a role play board my friend is involved in. It's a rather cute, harmless wank which starts out so nice and sweet, but grows to something between teenie!wank and intelli-wank.

Grammar whoring, Sue-Hating, and Feminist Wank all in one cute package!


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[info]glomobius
2003-11-24 02:43 am UTC (link)
I'm suprised that Christina put up with everything that was said; she's remarkably good humored!

~glo

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[info]livviebway
2003-11-24 03:11 am UTC (link)
I know, she seems like quite a sweet girl...

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[info]nitro
2003-11-24 07:13 am UTC (link)
Seriously. How does somebody that arrogant manage to play Remus Lupin? "Would you like a cookie or a gold star on your forehead?" Shudder.

*pets canon!Remus* Shh, honey. We know it's not you. We know.

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winterfox
2003-11-26 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Oha. That's Signal, from Twin Signal, in your icon, yesyes?

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[info]glomobius
2003-11-27 12:34 am UTC (link)
Yup! I love Twin Signal.

~glo!^__^

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winterfox
2003-11-27 04:38 am UTC (link)
*grins and glomps*

Twin Signal's such an obscure manga/anime, too.

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[info]panthea
2003-11-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
Have to ditto the "go Christina" here. Poor girl.

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[info]stargal62889
2003-11-24 03:43 am UTC (link)
I know! Poor kid.

*huggles Christina*

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[info]zarla
2003-11-24 03:59 am UTC (link)
Wow, Christina's got some patience. If anyone had ever acted that condescending towards me I would have totally lost it.

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[info]loki
2003-11-24 04:38 am UTC (link)
"stereo typist"

...and this chick is whining about *other* people's grasp on the English language?

Look, I'm all for de-Mary Sueing characters, but there's no reason to be a pretentious bitch about it. And that *smiles painfully* bit? Bitch, please. Have a tissue and put your vibrator away, already.

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[info]jaina
2003-11-24 05:48 pm UTC (link)
I laughed my ass off at "stero typist." *I* couldn't even figure out what that was supposed to mean until "Lucius Malfoy" explained himself later on. Too funny.

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[info]smo
2003-11-24 07:55 pm UTC (link)
I was listening to a CD this morning while writing up something for work. Does that make me a "stereo typist?"

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[info]bubosquared
2003-11-25 03:00 pm UTC (link)
I think they're trying to imply that, despite evidence to the contrary, they are indeed typing with both hands.

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[info]smo
2003-11-25 04:21 pm UTC (link)
*snerk* Well, until their typing reflects that, I have no choice but to think they protest too much.

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[info]bubosquared
2003-11-25 04:36 pm UTC (link)
heh. Probably best. (Hm, wonder if there's a law in there somewhere ...)

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[info]smo
2003-11-24 05:24 am UTC (link)
Jeezum Crow, those people are hostile. If I were a newbie and someone smacked me down like that, I'd stop posting there on general principle.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-24 06:45 am UTC (link)
On a thread dedicated to grammar-whoring and proper spelling, is it really *that* hard to spell "Hallmark"? Sheesh, hypocrisy anyone?

-Squib

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[info]ingrid
2003-11-24 02:35 pm UTC (link)
That poor girl, surrounded by pompous asses and flaming jerks.

::: eye twitches :::

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-24 05:03 pm UTC (link)
"Aren't we so intellectual and marvellous at pretending to be British?"

Ha, I find it hilarious when I see Potter RPGs filled with people writing it as though it's Enid Blyton's stuff. "Oh, DO let me study with you, Harry! It would be so utterly spiffing!"

...NO, people. No.

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[info]livii
2003-11-24 05:10 pm UTC (link)
Amen! The person playing Lucius was doing that exactly, and I was laughing until it hurt.

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[info]livii
2003-11-24 05:08 pm UTC (link)
Absolutely lovely, thanks for sharing.

Ditto to everyone else about Christina being way too nice for her own good. The condescension on that thread was phenomenal.

And the best part was that none of the people who were being wankers could spell either. For all their hoity-toity, I am the Kween of grammar, they SUCKED.

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(Anonymous)
2003-11-25 01:08 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else find it amusing that Mr Pompous Asshole Lucious Malfoy was, for all his ranting on spelling and grammar, not the greatest speller himself?

Or that a Christina Aguilera fan called Britney a skank?

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-11-25 04:52 am UTC (link)
I'm not exactly sure what my worst subject is. Algebra I'd have to say. Bloody horrible subject in my opinion. But regrettably, we're not here to speak of albegra and numbers. English seems to be the problem.

Oh sweet irony! You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Steph

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[info]squeakytoy
2003-11-25 01:56 pm UTC (link)
Alas. It seems there is neither fucking, nor kidding taking place here.

Merely wanking. And what wank!

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