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Child haters love Disney
Hey there. I’m another long time lurker coming out of the closet with a brutal dose of hot and steaming LiveJournal wank. Today’s display of idiocy is brought to you by the debate community, which is basically wank waiting to happen. I don’t know if this comm has been reported here before, but it looks remotely entertaining.

First we have Zippo138, in all his wisdom, strongly imply that people who don’t like children are just a step away from child molesters and need a “good old round of prison sex to straighten them out.” He also points out that these “childfree” types mostly seem to be into Disney and video games and then proceeds to babble Freudian psychology (very badly, might I add) to back up his utter nonsense. Two days later, there are over 400 replies to this.

I don’t even know where to start with this. Zippo informs us early on that the childfree community is what prompted his display of ignorance. To quote him, “I personally don't know anyone that outright hates kids so this place (LiveJournal) is all I have to go off of.” It’s kinda funny when someone calls him on it later on.

Yeah, LiveJournal is a great sampling of the general population there, buddy.

A number of childfree members chime in to disagree. It starts out fairly civilized, but just disintegrates when people start to lose patience with Zippo. Fortunately for our amusement, they just keep arguing with him and the occasional twat that jumps in to argue on his side. Allow me to point out some wanktacular threads of note.

Here Zippo insists that Freudian psychology is still respected and widely used. I got dizzy from watching them run around and chasing their own tails.

And here is a lovely spat over the pinnacles of human achievement and the occasional grammar correction.

I smell stupid.

Even after this the man still doesn’t understand what everyone’s been trying to tell him. I’m truly amazed here.

If you’re bored enough, the entire spat really is an entertaining read. I love it when people make themselves look stupid and fail to realize it.

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	iczer6 2003-11-25 10:23 am UTC (link)
	My God, this person's Wall of Denseness is like some secret weapon from an RPG! I can see it now.... Wall of Denseness: Anytime an opposing party attempts to either point out the flaws in the argument or attempts to use logic it is either abosorbed or rebounded on the opposing party. +5 when used by trolls. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jumble 2003-11-26 12:53 am UTC (link)
	Oh my God. A wank RPG. It's the next logical step from all the Laws. You enter a dark cavern. A light flares up behind you and you see a den of Tinhats! schemes (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eljuno 2003-11-26 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Oh my god, I'd love that. So much. Hell, even a wank roleplaying community would be fun...fake journals and suchlike... (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jumble 2003-11-26 04:16 am UTC (link)
	Hee, I've always wanted to try out lj rpging, but never had the real motivation. That could be hysterical. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eljuno 2003-11-26 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Actually, it could be very fun. SMACKS POSSIBLE NEW TIMESINK SO IT WILL GO AWAY! I'd SO have to call being the MsA of Strokesslash, though... SMACKS AGAIN! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iczer6 2003-11-26 08:52 am UTC (link)
	Oh and we could set up all sorts of dungeons and locations based on popular wank! There'd be the Labyrinth of Harry Potter, the Neverending Shipwars, the Pit of RPS, and the Temple to the Emotionally Fragile Fanfic Author. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	virago 2003-11-26 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	Oh man, that's rich. Must. Not. think about making a fangame out of it either. STOP. RIGHT NOW. Good. (But they could have attacks like "Sonic Whine!") (STOP!) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	calluna 2003-11-26 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	This reminds me of Flame Warriors for some reason... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	rann 2003-11-25 11:11 am UTC (link)
	This wank's been reported before, but Zippy's so wanky, I think he might deserve to be reported twice... (Reply to this)

	virago 2003-11-25 03:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, this was reported on otf_wank. That guy's sheer stupidity amazes me. And yet he keeps on talking. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bloodysakura 2003-11-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Meep. I didn't even think to check the other wank comms before I posted this. Ah well, I'll do that next time. Twice the amount of snickering behind this asshole's back? ^^;;; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	terminal_frost 2003-11-25 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Don't worry about it. On one hand, it's sort of cross-wank in that it's got elements of RL and fannish wank, and on the other, a lot has happened since yesterday morning, so it's kind of both fandom wank, RL wank, and update. So no worries here. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	zarla 2003-11-25 10:32 pm UTC (link)
	Ugh, this makes me want ta drag out my many MANY reasons why Frued was debunked and the theories that came out after his that have NOTHING to do with him. ARRRRGHHH (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2003-11-26 12:20 am UTC (link)
	That 'pinnacle of human achievement' thread is just too amusing... haven't heard that many shouts of "Breeder!" since the GSA took on the local Baptist convention. (Reply to this)