bloodysakura
2003-12-01 02:28 am UTC (link)

It's truly amazing, the sheer volume of little children running around and posting tripe on these celebrity boards. Unlike anime wank, these people seem to get right to the name calling. It's crude, yet morbidly entertaining. It lacks the sophistication of grammar correcting or bragging about SAT scores, but I guess it's like comparing Budwiser to Bud Lite. I especially like all the accusations of gay going around. Because of course you know if someone has different tastes than you, they must be gay.

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	prettyamyrose 2003-12-01 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Refreshingly... innocent wank. Yum! (Reply to this)

	sidhebastardess 2003-12-01 04:05 am UTC (link)
	Wow, I somehow forgot that there are actually people who don't believe bisexuals exist. ("It's not genetically possible to be attracted to both genders! You must be gay!") blink Silly me. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2003-12-01 04:39 am UTC (link)
	I tend to answer that with: "What? Sorry. I was staring at your girlfriend's chest." or other variations of the answer. "How could you possibly know?" "I'm fantasizing about you and your girlfriend at the SAME TIME." "warding signs of christ" I may need to work on my social skills. (Reply to this)(Parent)

diamonde
2003-12-01 04:43 am UTC (link)

I guess I wasted my time reading all those books and papers on inherited behaviours. We've been deluding ourselves! Genes say gay or straight absolutely.

People who use 'genetically impossible' like that should be rendered unable to breed. Seriously. Anybody that horribly stupid should be forcibly prevented from passing their genes on. Because, you know, it's genetically impossible to just be of mediocre intelligence. You must be SMART or DUMB! It's genetically impossible to be int he middle! Everything comes down to one single gene that says yes or no!

Yes, it's true. Mammals are written in child's idea of binary. I'm guessing that DNA is the chemical equivalent of crayon.

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	sidhebastardess 2003-12-01 07:52 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing that DNA is the chemical equivalent of crayon. Hey, you could build a cult on the idea that God is an enormous infant . . . or a toddler . . . that has fun possibilities! My brain goes to weird places. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	lcsbanana 2003-12-01 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	That makes me think of this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2003-12-01 06:19 pm UTC (link)
	I've always wondered what a gay gene looks like. Is it purple? Pink? Triangular? Does it listen to ABBA? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	necronomist 2003-12-02 02:32 am UTC (link)
	"I've always wondered what a gay gene looks like." Don't make me use my craptacular MS Paint skillz to render that icon! (I haven't read femgeeks.net in a long while. Which is sad because it was one part of my ~~corruption~~ slash reading. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2003-12-02 02:34 am UTC (link)
	Don't make me use my craptacular MS Paint skillz to render that icon! encourage Muahahahaha! (I haven't read femgeeks.net in a long while. Which is sad because it was one part of my corruption slash reading. Gyaah! hides under rock Um, I mean, thanks. ^_^; (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	necronomist 2003-12-02 04:47 am UTC (link)
	encourage Now you've done it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2003-12-02 10:50 am UTC (link)
	Heeee! Would that everyone was as easily encouraged by me, yo! :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	You always know you will have a great party... ashenmote 2003-12-01 05:07 am UTC (link)
	when you hear yourself say : "Moron, this is bisexual. Bisexual, meet moron." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2003-12-01 07:32 am UTC (link)
	No, the proper response is, in a singsong voice, "Soooomebody's jea~lous!" ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sidhebastardess 2003-12-01 07:50 am UTC (link)
	laughs Oh, indeed. I can relate . . . I'm extremely jealous of bisexuals. Sometimes I just wish I could like the opposite sex too. I'd have twice as many options! Of course, I've also heard that bi people are insatiable and promiscuous, and just want to sleep with everybody . . . ;P (Well, not that that's a bad thing!) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2003-12-01 10:39 am UTC (link)
	I'm extremely jealous of bisexuals. Don't be. It's not that we have twice as many options, but that we get rejected by twice as many people. Steve - stp@agora.rdrop.com (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	panthea 2003-12-01 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Preach it, brotha. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2003-12-01 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	Heheh. (And you know I'm totally kidding, right? Seriously. I utterly hate the "you're just jealous" line in serious discussion.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sidhebastardess 2003-12-01 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Heh . . . serious discussion? here? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	virago 2003-12-01 07:59 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, good. Just didn't want to offend over this. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	musicdiamond 2003-12-03 03:45 am UTC (link)
	Amen to that. ::sigh:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	msmanna 2003-12-02 07:43 pm UTC (link)
	"It's not genetically possible to be attracted to both genders! You must be gay!" Troll...or moron? Troll...or moron? Troll...or... Wait! No! Perhaps the world is not a black or white, binary place! I call troll and moron. (But I definitely, 100%, love that icon :-) (Reply to this)(Parent)