Not-Bob will "SUE" us all!
Some of you may recall Not-Bob from a wank here and here mid last week. Shortly after that, Not-Bob went on vacation for the weekend. The residents of pottersues mourned the passing of their amusement and sat around making NUMEROUS Evil Minion icons of all sorts. Then, today, Not-Bob finally came back! Apparently she(he? It?) doesn't like the name you've given her (I'm just going to assume it's a 'she')

100% PMS!!!! PMS ALL THE TIME!!! THAT MUST BE POTTERSUES PROBLEM!!!!! And what does bob mean anyway?????? Yes I know something lesbian so nevermind!!!!!!!!

At first it doesn't seem quite like our good old Not-Bob, as she apparently lost (found?) her CAPS LOCK key for a few sentences, but we were soon relieved when the later posts returned to Not-Bobs unique style of ALL CAPS, lack of punctuation, and any semblance of logic:


STFU YOU DUMB BITCH
I'M GOING TO GET YOU AND POTTERSUES TOO DUMB BITCH!!!! I'M GOING TO
DESTROY THIS PLACE!!!!!!!
I'LL SUE YOU AND THEN REPORT YOU TO LIVEJOURNAL. THIS HAS TO BE ILLIGAL AND IF IT ISN'T THEN I WILL MAKE IT ILLIGAL!!!!!!!

All of this made more amusing by one Narnian Dreamer offering grammatical corrections to each of the flames. Then there's the best line of the entire thread:


MY NAME IS NOT BOB YOU FREAK IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME ANYTHING YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR DOWNFALL!!!!!!

To which clairehuflpuf replied "We know your name is Not-Bob. That's why we've been calling you that."