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Elf From Space ([info]elffromspace) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-06 03:06:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, troll

Farewell to Not-Bob YouFreak
Well, during the last

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Well, during the last <a href-"http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/239827.html">spat</a> by Not-Bob pottersues finally called Not-Bob's bluff asking for her lawyer's phone number (which Not-Bob initially interpretted as a lesbo pick up line):

<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/75692.html">First and foremost: re our amazing disappearing, reappearing troll. I am all for letting people have their say, but it seems that Not-Bob has said all she's going to say and is now repeating herself, so until such time as she gives us reason to take her seriously, I will be screening her posts. 'Reason to take her seriously' should preferably take the form of some contact information so that my legal counsel - that very nice woman named Kate whom I mentioned - may talk to hers. Note again, please, that this does not mean her phone number. It means one for her lawyer.</a>

asking for her lawyer's phone number (which Not-Bob initially interpretted as a lesbo pick up line)

Apparently Not-Bob was, indeed, all bluff and no action. Here's her "Farewell" in which she takes apologizing without really being sorry to new, and unheard of, heights:

<a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/75692.html?thread=2519212#t2519212">ONE; I am sorry I called you lesbians. You all know what you are!!!!
TWO; I am sorry I called you BITCHES EVEN THOUGH YOU ACT LIKE IT</a>

It's almost dissappointing. I mean I, personally, was thoroughly enjoying the fun! But there is a lesson to be learned. With Not-Bobs ultimate discovery of the CAPS LOCK key the people at pottersues finally noticed that Not-Bob had a bit of a point behind all of her ranting. As a result the Union of Minions <a href="http://www.livejournal.com/users/pottersues/75826.html?thread=2556722#t2556722">discussed ways</a> to make sure the people who's fics were featured, did not recieve floods of negative reviews anymore.


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[info]rebeccasama
2003-12-06 10:19 am UTC (link)
I took over for a guy named Bob at work today, someone came up to me and said 'Oh wait, you're not Bob!' and I just about died.

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[info]livii
2003-12-06 09:30 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful, wonderful! Did you, in return, call them lesbian bitches and threaten to sue? :D

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[info]elffromspace
2003-12-06 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Squeeee!!!! You mean YOU are Not-Bob now??? Can I have your lesbo babies? I missed you so! ;_;

I started quoting Not-Bob to a friend at work and the "MY NAME IS NOT BOB YOU FREAK IF YOU WANT TO CALL ME ANYTHING YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR DOWNFALL!!!!!" line caused one of my co-workers to start laughing loudly from the top of a nearby ladder ^^;; Fear Not-Bob's power to nearly knock people off ladders and almost kill them.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-07 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Good Lord, Not-Bob is well on her way to becoming a Marvel Supervillian! Expect her to show up at the theatre soon, headlining her own spinoff.

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-07 05:24 pm UTC (link)
OMG NOT-BOBS SEKRIT IDENITITTY IS NOW REVELAED!!

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[info]picot
2003-12-06 10:35 am UTC (link)
Oh I was so disappointed about the departure of Not-Bob. I'd been thoroughly enjoying the whole thing and even made an icon. I saved the file, uploaded it, and then found out about Not-Bob's exit. Oh well.

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[info]elffromspace
2003-12-07 12:01 am UTC (link)
Great Icon anyway. Not-Bob may have departed, most likely for greener forums where people won't ask her greatness to actually follow through on her threats, but we can still remember her fondly. Her wankery lives on!!

I want a Not-Bob T-shirt!

I wonder if I've spent too much time enjoying this little flamewar ^^;;;;;;

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-06 11:03 am UTC (link)
No, not Not-Bob! :(ê

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[info]monkeywrench
2003-12-06 12:36 pm UTC (link)
*sniffsniff* Goodbye, Not-Bob Youfreak. You'll always be in my heart.

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[info]telesilla
2003-12-06 02:12 pm UTC (link)
*sniffles* Mine too. Until the next troll comes along.

I'm fickle that way

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-06 11:07 pm UTC (link)
The next troll shall be not Mary-Sue. *rolls eyes* How many authors come over and claim that their characters are not Mary-Sues??

dystopic on LJ

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[info]feenix
2003-12-07 03:49 am UTC (link)
Oh my God. Get me a fucking after-sex wank cigarette.

Your wank and your icon slay me.

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[info]rous
2003-12-08 02:28 pm UTC (link)
Aw. :(

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