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Adinkra ([info]adinkra) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-06 18:55:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, person: emma watson, yet another entitled hp fucktard

Emma Watson is teh EVIL.
New member, first wank. Of course, it's Harry Potter.

Mugglenet.com (along with many other HP news sites) reported about an interview Emma Watson (aka Hermione Granger) gave to a French magazine. In the interview, she states that she hopes Hermione never has to kiss either Harry or Ron, because she thinks of the actors who play them as if they were brothers. The interviewer then asks:

If Hermione doesn't fall in love with Ron or Harry, whom do you see her with?

Emma responds: I hope she doesn't get with anybody! If she had to have a crush on a guy, I think he would have to be very serious, very academic. Why not a Hogwarts' teacher? I think that would be appropriate for her character. But she would definitely be embarrassed with the age difference.

Uh oh. A mention of student/teacher relationships, and Emma Watson daring to hypothesize (and possibly joke) about her character. Cue the wank on the comment board.


By Hermione:
Honestly, this interview only justifies more presicely what I have thought about our dear Emma Watson. She is a Harry Potter ignoramus. She has either terribly poor reading comprehension, or she hasn't read the books at all. She obviously knows nothing about her character. OK, I think we all knew that she was nothing like Hermione, but the fact that she can misjudge her so openly is beyond reason. Just because you are clever and smart and serious about school doesn't mean you have to date someone just like you (a teacher, I almost fainted at the prospect!). No, I am exactly like Hermione, everyone one I know thinks so, and I must confess that I have a bit of a crush on someone whose personality is very similar to Ron's. I've discovered that people, especially those like me who are like Hermione, are most attracted to people opposite them. Opposites attract! The fact that Emma Watson can't recognize this (especially if she read Goblet of Fire) just proves that she is not similar to Hermione in the slightest: she is the dumbest girl on the face of the Earth. I am deeply dissappointed that such a dumb girl plays the brilliant Hermione that I know I (and probably everyone else here) could represent much better. The final word is that Emma Watson simply doesn't do Hermione justice. She is a "disgrace to the name of wizardry."

By ice_princess:
Emma Watson is a bloody faggot and i dont care about her.
she's so up-herself.
I H8 EMMA WATSON!!!


By emmahater:
Hpnumba1fan you need to mind ur own business. Im entitled to post anything I want and that's why I'll say it right now Emma Watson suckz. I mean come on, she's 13 and dresses like a sl**! By the age of 15 she'll be worser than Christina Aguilera! I feel sorry for her parents, lolz! Her acting is terrible, she needs to go to acting skool! Personally Im upset that shes doign GOF but I hope that she wont do OOTP or the 6th or 7th book!!! She ruins the whole charecter of Hermione Granger!!!!

And this comment, supposedly by Philip Pullman:
What is wrong with you people?! Why do you like reading Harry Potter! The stories are so stupid and childish. You all need to read some good magnificent literary works, like my "His Dark Materials" Trilogy. These literary masterpiece will stimulate the mind not dull it like the stupid JKR does with her gay Harry Potter. The adventures of Lyra are so much better than the stupid Harry Potter child that lived. My Lyra lived through alot more than Harry has. My Lyra went into hell and back. So why don't you stop reading about this stupid Harry Potter and read something good!


Special thanks to WIKTT for letting me know about the post and interview in the first place.




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[info]rowan
2003-12-07 02:05 am UTC (link)
No, I am exactly like Hermione, everyone one I know thinks so, and I must confess that I have a bit of a crush on someone whose personality is very similar to Ron's.

Because, y'know, J.K. Rowling TOTALLY based Hermione on this one girl. WTF?

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(no subject) - [info]resmiranda, 2003-12-07 02:41 am UTC
loophole! - [info]veuki, 2003-12-07 06:34 am UTC
Re: loophole! - [info]yadda, 2003-12-07 06:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sajasma, 2003-12-07 05:27 pm UTC

[info]silvernutmeg
2003-12-07 02:16 am UTC (link)
How tragic that Philip Pullman has evidently been brain-damaged since I saw him last. :D

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-12-07 04:50 am UTC
This post is OT - (Anonymous), 2003-12-07 04:50 am UTC
Re: This post is OT - [info]calluna, 2003-12-07 04:58 am UTC
Re: This post is OT - [info]ruaki, 2003-12-07 10:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-12-07 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]silvernutmeg, 2003-12-07 07:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]photosinensis, 2003-12-07 10:26 pm UTC

[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-12-07 02:20 am UTC (link)
*promptly laughs self into a moment of unconsciousness*

HP fans can ALWAYS be counted on to stroke the wank to greater and greater climaxes. It's beautiful in a terrifying way.

Although I do kind of find Philip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy to be a great series and technically superior to the HP books on several levels related to writing mechanics, Pullman himself is a bit of a wanker (so his impersonator up there isn't too far off base), and The Amber Spyglass kind of made Lyra into a character I didn't like as much as the Lyra of the first two books.

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(no subject) - [info]ieatpeople, 2003-12-07 09:32 am UTC
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[info]bunny
2003-12-07 02:26 am UTC (link)
No, I am exactly like Hermione, everyone one I know thinks so.... I am deeply dissappointed that such a dumb girl plays the brilliant Hermione that I know I (and probably everyone else here) could represent much better.

This calls screams for the creation of a new law.

And this comment, supposedly by Philip Pullman

What did poor Philip do to deserves this?

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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2003-12-07 03:43 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2003-12-07 05:53 am UTC

[info]resmiranda
2003-12-07 02:38 am UTC (link)
Immediately after her first comment:
By the way, I am 14, too. And I promise I have never met anyone THAT ignorant.
Posted by: Hermione | 05:44:41PM 12/04/2003


There are so many things to say, I can't possibly pick one.

Dear, dear "Hermione", you are so young and cute wanky. Come on, get in; my car is warm and dry and its raining and your bus is late and I have candy.

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(no subject) - [info]feenix, 2003-12-07 04:06 am UTC
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[info]lisabrev
2003-12-07 03:13 am UTC (link)
My favorite part is how Hermione (the poster, not the character) apparently "has either terribly poor reading comprehension, or... hasn't read the books at all." Remember Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, dear? You know. That one book. The one where Hermione had a crush on a teacher.

That is all.

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(no subject) - [info]calluna, 2003-12-07 03:26 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-12-07 06:53 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rhi_silverflame, 2003-12-07 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jfpbookworm, 2003-12-07 07:09 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]hephaestoschick, 2003-12-07 07:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-12-08 03:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]siegfriedwanks, 2003-12-08 08:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lizardlaugh, 2003-12-09 01:15 am UTC

[info]cleolinda
2003-12-07 03:30 am UTC (link)
Have the Hermione-Snape shippers gleefully joined the fray yet? I was too afraid to look.

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(no subject) - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-07 04:31 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2003-12-07 04:37 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2003-12-08 02:57 am UTC

[info]livii
2003-12-07 03:42 am UTC (link)
The fact that Emma Watson can't recognize this (especially if she read Goblet of Fire) just proves that she is not similar to Hermione in the slightest: she is the dumbest girl on the face of the Earth.

All I can say is OH MY GOD! What a lameass response, honey.

And I'm (passively) pro-R/H...but I'm not going to flame a young actress for not agreeing with me! It's called textual interpretation! Deal with it!

The "Philip Pullman" quote was hilarious though. It's the use of the word "gay" that makes me think it's not on the up-and-up...

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[info]hephaestoschick
2003-12-07 04:51 am UTC (link)
This is the reason why I read the books, watch the movies, read the fanfic, and NOTHING ELSE. Comments like this....gah. I have nothing to say to the rampant stupid. Laters.

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[info]iczer6
2003-12-07 04:53 am UTC (link)
I guess she must be THE EVAL because she doesn't want to kiss the actors who play Harry and Ron because she sees them as brothers, and she's not a RonxHermione shipper.

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[info]hoorofcrowley
2003-12-07 06:05 am UTC (link)
From now on, I'll have to remember that having a crush on someone means I shall have to "hook up" with him as well. I've really been going about this the wrong way for so long, letting my crushes exist only in my thoughts. Pity.

Also, the jealousy vibe emanating off that message board knocked me out of my chair and ripped my hair out while chanting "WHORE" in my head. These fangirls are disturbing. Mwah.

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[info]veuki
2003-12-07 06:32 am UTC (link)
No, I am exactly like Hermione, everyone one I know thinks so, and I must confess that I have a bit of a crush on someone whose personality is very similar to Ron's.



There you go, darling. I baked it myself. :p

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(no subject) - [info]vengeance_bean, 2003-12-07 10:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 06:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]beckalina, 2003-12-09 10:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]veuki, 2003-12-09 05:00 pm UTC

allen
2003-12-07 06:36 am UTC (link)
Uh, I hate to be a party pooper, but since this Hermione chick is self-proclaimed to be 14, isn't she off-limits?

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(no subject) - [info]fairestcat, 2003-12-07 10:42 am UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2003-12-07 04:00 pm UTC

[info]slashcat
2003-12-07 07:00 am UTC (link)
'Cos heaven forbid the girl have anything to say about a character she's actually playing in the movies. Bad Emma! No opinions for you!

Doesn't she know she should sit down, shut up, and listen to the twinky fangirls that scream the loudest? How else are they supposed to live vicariously through her?

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(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-12-07 07:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slashcat, 2003-12-07 07:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-07 08:00 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2003-12-07 07:03 am UTC (link)
Well, if I were Emma Watson, I would pick Alan Rickman (non-"greasy" version) over Rupert Grint and Daniel Radcliffe too, truth be told.

Maybe for her sake, they'll get a looker to play Viktor Krum or Tonks.

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(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2003-12-07 05:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-12-07 06:16 pm UTC

[info]byagghametta
2003-12-07 07:50 am UTC (link)
I dunno if anyone who's posting in that wank-a-thon actually paid attention to the quote it's based on at all. They automatically assume that was a condoning for student/teacher relations and didn't bother to read the whole thing, looks like. Emma said 'Mione would be likely to crush after a teacher, but not DO anything about said crush.

Much like she did in CoS.

As is, though, this is one of the more amusing "Mione isn't like THAT!!!oneone11two" wanks I've seen in a looooong time.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 08:37 am UTC (link)
So far, except for the truly agonizing posts of 'Hermione', my favourite exchange is this:

"Phillip Pullman: you need to read some real literary works, like Lord of the Rings. I didn't just create characters, I created languages and cultures.
Posted by: J.R.R. Tolkien | 06:30:32PM 12/06/2003

Sir Tolkien, thou needst to read the tales of thine own culture, like Morte D'Arthur.
Posted by: Thomas Malory | 06:34:46PM 12/06/2003

why my dear creator, J.R.R. Tolkien! how i've longed to meet the author who has made my epic adventure come to life! with all the rolling green hills!
Posted by: Master Frodo | 06:42:21PM 12/06/2003"

:D

/anonymous 'cause I have no account... basking_lizard on LJ

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[info]mariagoner
2003-12-07 02:27 pm UTC (link)
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<b?Im entitled to post anything I want and that's why I'll say it right now Emma Watson suckz. I mean come on, she's 13 and dresses like a sl**! By the age of 15 she'll be worser than Christina Aguilera! I feel sorry for her parents, lolz!</b>

Seriously, this is the worst goddamn point of the whole wank.

Yes. Because GOD FORBID a girl should star in a hit movie, wear a cute pink hoodie, and hang out with guys <i>you</i> wanna mack on. Of course that makes her the biggest whore of Babylon that ever dun walked the earth.

God. Preteen girls. They're all bitchy, whiny, catty, judgemental little witches. <small>And I'm allowed to make that blanket statement because I was a preteen girl once, and I'm living with an especially evil one now.</small>

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[info]pipssister
2003-12-07 05:50 pm UTC (link)
also, she's goin on 14 and she doesn't want to kiss someone, whats wrong with her!

ACK! For crying out loud, she didn't say that! She said she doesn't want to kiss the two guys that she sees as her BROTHERS.

And just for the record, I've met 17 year olds who haven't wanted to kiss anyone (of course, I theorized that the two of them were asexual, as both of them stated that they could never see themselves having sex, but whatever).

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[info]rann
2003-12-07 06:19 pm UTC (link)
As I've said time and time again, RON/HERMIONE IS NOT ANY MORE CANON THAN ANY OTHER PAIRING!!!! Almost any subtext you can provide between them can be explained away without even having to turn a single cartwheel or do any logic yoga.
Gah, teenage girls... no wonder when I was fourteen, I had a thing for a 27-year-old single mother instead of someone my own age.
... Did I just share too much? ^^;;;

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-07 07:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-07 07:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-12-08 03:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-08 04:47 am UTC
Re: - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-12-08 04:55 am UTC

wolfie_thu
2003-12-07 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I don't see what these people are getting so pissy about; I mean, it's so obvious in canon that Hermione and McGonagall have it going on that it's not even funny. Weirdos.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 11:02 pm UTC (link)
I think it's a scream that most of the posters assumed Emma was talking about Snape. For all we know, sweet little Hermione has a crush on the lovely, elegant, and competent McGonagall. Oh wait, not only would that be so horrid because of the age difference but it would also be TEH GAY! 50 points from Gryffindor!

--kai

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(no subject) - [info]silkie, 2003-12-08 07:25 am UTC
Face fur I doth tell you - [info]siegfriedwanks, 2003-12-08 08:05 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-12-08 04:32 am UTC (link)
OMG you mean that really WAS the author replying? Not someone claiming to be him?

Um.

Wow...

~WQ

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-12-08 08:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 01:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teapotgirl, 2003-12-08 08:21 pm UTC
Whoopie!
[info]siegfriedwanks
2003-12-08 08:03 am UTC (link)
Best Potter wank for ages, here's my fav comment:

She is a "disgrace to the name of wizardry."

WTF?! WTF!? I think I just came all over my keyboard.

And the one who says she has a better chance with Malfoy...

Ah, now all we need is for Daniel Radcliffe to confess he thinks Harry will end up with Dumbledore, all the UST in his office in OotP.

Conclusion: Emma Watson is an evil!fourteen year old Ho! (because it comes with the territory, or something, wtf... ) who gets off on getting her fans' knickers in wanky twists.

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[info]oxydosic
2003-12-08 03:40 pm UTC (link)
Gee, let's guess...'Hermione' is a shipper.

This Emma hate is insane. Look at the journal of any random teenage girl on the Harry Potter community and you're bound to find Emma hate. Because she gets to be near Dan and Rupert who they want to marry OMG. And clearly, she's a slut because...uh, she doesn't want to kiss Dan and Rupert. Okay!

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