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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-07 00:45:00


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Mini-wank.


Poster: "Hah, Haldir's dead"

commenter: "YOU LAUGH WHEN DOGS DIE"

and some crap about people having feelings or whatever. I know that one's a lie.


Edit: And then Sepia found out it was a sockpuppet and lo, felt shame. Except not really.

They made it a mod and lived happily ever after. Forever. GODDAMNIT, FOREVER.


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[info]diamonde
2003-12-07 09:41 am UTC (link)
YOU LAUGH WHEN DOGS DIE

Only when it's funny.

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[info]smo
2003-12-07 02:30 pm UTC (link)
I've been known to laugh when insects die. I suppose dogs are the next step up.

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[info]rikoshi
2003-12-07 09:33 pm UTC (link)
Only when it's funny.

And, really, when isn't it?

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(no subject) - [info]cmikhailovic, 2003-12-08 01:57 am UTC
"i hope stan takes u."
[info]vengeance_bean
2003-12-07 10:02 am UTC (link)
ill have you now that haldier plays a VERY important role in the books he is also VERY powerful from all the elfs.

Um... I thought Haldir just sat around the outskirts of Lothlorien, leading precious few inside to be creeped out by Galadriel.

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Re: "i hope stan takes u."
(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 10:14 am UTC (link)
Um... I thought Haldir just sat around the outskirts of Lothlorien, leading precious few inside to be creeped out by Galadriel.

You're pretty much right on that.

I'm suddenly reminded of an icon over on my LJ account that's a shot of Haldir and Legolas from FOTR. Looking rather pale and ghastly. And my friend put "Scary Elves of Death" on it.

And then there's the icon of Haldir from that same original picture with the words "dead sexy" on it.

I have the urge to go join the community, poke the idiots a bit, and see how they react to my two icons. Which are *not* jokes but products of mine and my friends' twisted imaginations.

-Alexa (random_chick on LJ)

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Re: "i hope stan takes u." - [info]rikoshi, 2003-12-07 09:36 pm UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u." - [info]smo, 2003-12-08 04:35 am UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u." - [info]rikoshi, 2003-12-08 05:29 am UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u." - [info]smo, 2003-12-08 05:50 am UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u." - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 09:44 am UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u." - [info]harukami, 2003-12-08 03:18 am UTC
Re: "i hope stan takes u."
(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 04:14 pm UTC (link)
may stan preserves us...

totally random

I *heart* your icon

-bearilou, on LJ

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[info]ieatpeople
2003-12-07 10:21 am UTC (link)
strawberriezgrl: i hope stan takes u.

ahli: i hope stan takes me shopping! i need new mittens!

strawberriezgrl: *LOLOLOLOLROFLMAOLMAOLOL*
i meant satan lol!


Maybe it's the length of time it's been since I've had any sleep, but that little exchange made me laugh so hard I snorted.

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[info]smo
2003-12-07 03:25 pm UTC (link)
I sold my soul to Stan, and all I got were these lousy mittens.

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 07:05 pm UTC (link)
hee. reminds me of the episode of MST3K where Servo accidentally sells his soul to an accountant named Stan

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[info]rowan
2003-12-07 09:18 pm UTC (link)
I'm thinking Monkey Island, meself.

Stan's Previously Used Souls? Hey, it could work. It's kind of a natural progression from boats, coffins, life insurance, and timeshares.

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[info]musette
2003-12-07 10:29 am UTC (link)
Now seriously, I am a shameless Haldir fangirl (in fact he's the only damn elf I like other than Galadriel) but the icon that spawned all this wank made me laugh so hard it hurt.

But I'm one of satan's many minions, so what do I know?

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[info]ipomoea
2003-12-08 02:34 am UTC (link)
Don't you mean one of stan's many minions?

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Re: - [info]musette, 2003-12-08 03:47 am UTC

[info]rebeccasama
2003-12-07 12:06 pm UTC (link)
*is still trying to figure out how Arwen would be tied to the ring* That comment made little sense. I don't think I'll even consider that a real spoiler *g*

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allen
2003-12-07 04:19 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, since, well, it's *not*. Sorry, the stupidity of people is making my eyes roll right out of my head. (I did read why Arwen is in RotK, but I won't say if you'd rather not know.) =)

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(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-07 08:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - allen, 2003-12-07 08:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cleolinda, 2003-12-07 08:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 12:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 12:37 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 03:21 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 04:45 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 04:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-08 07:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-08 01:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-09 12:08 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-09 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-09 07:42 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-09 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arabella, 2003-12-08 05:35 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-08 08:03 am UTC
Re: - [info]amand_r, 2003-12-08 08:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-08 09:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cairea, 2003-12-08 10:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-08 11:09 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 11:47 pm UTC
Re: - [info]cairea, 2003-12-09 12:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-09 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-08 07:55 am UTC
a real spoiler. i think.
(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, I don't think the poster was joking. I saw a comment to that effect in the Visual Companion book, that Arwen was growing sicker up to the destruction of the ring. Eyesporks ahoy.

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Re: a real spoiler. i think. - [info]sagralisse, 2003-12-08 06:45 pm UTC
Re: a real spoiler. i think. - [info]rebeccasama, 2003-12-09 12:10 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-12-07 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Sadly, I don't think the poster was joking. I saw a comment to that effect in the Visual Companion book, that Arwen was growing sicker up to the destruction of the ring. Eyesporks ahoy.

- Laura / jacinthsong on lj

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-07 08:46 pm UTC

[info]yadda
2003-12-07 06:12 pm UTC (link)
OMG!!!! That's so not funny!!!!!!

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[info]panthea
2003-12-07 09:35 pm UTC (link)
::pets dead puppy::

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Re: - [info]yadda, 2003-12-08 12:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2003-12-08 01:06 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]yadda, 2003-12-08 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2003-12-08 01:55 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-12-08 12:11 am UTC (link)
This little exchange was priceless:

ahli: will you marry me?

strawberriezgrl : OMGGGGGG AWWW A LITTLE PIGGIE. yeh sure!!1 from everyone u have been the niciest to me u have not made fun of me or my spelling u have respect my opinion u r a true gentelmen even tho' ur sick icon hurt me in the 1st place tnx for ur consideraton.

ahli: YAY! you are my favourite retard ever!

*gives you eclairs*


strawberriezgrl: imnot retard lol a piggy yayomg thanx *blush*

Bwah! The IQ of a turnip.

-JL

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-08 01:11 am UTC (link)
Look, she's getting goth (http://www.livejournal.com/community/hoom_hoom/110500.html?thread=720548) on us!

maybe ur right. maybe im using the worst system for emptying my thoughts and wearying myself out in tiresome activits that impede and devoure me like proffessing my faith in lotr in this community. maybe i should go to a new communty? bcuz u belief i am a lesser person. bcuz u laugh at me. if u cut me i also bleed. if u punch me i also bruise.

i have cryed so many tears tonight. i must cry more.


*wets self laughing*

- Laura / jacinthsong

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-12-08 01:14 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 01:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-12-08 01:40 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 02:02 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 10:11 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 06:58 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 11:29 pm UTC

[info]nostalgia
2003-12-08 02:31 am UTC (link)
I suspect her of being a sockpuppet in the grand tradition of LJ's hoshitucker. And I want to have her babies. With chips. OMG I r gaY LOL!1!

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 02:32 am UTC
Re: - [info]nostalgia, 2003-12-08 02:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-08 02:36 am UTC

[info]eljuno
2003-12-08 02:32 am UTC (link)
Okay, my Trolldar (like gaydar, but slimier) is going off REALLY hard at that Strawberriezgrl chick.

If she's for real, I weep for the species. Girl's only around a year younger than my little brother...

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 02:46 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-08 10:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]starfish, 2003-12-08 03:47 pm UTC

[info]phosfate
2003-12-08 04:13 pm UTC (link)
I believe you'll find that's a sockpuppet.

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Re: - [info]sepiamagpie, 2003-12-08 06:55 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2003-12-08 04:47 pm UTC (link)
Troll, troll, troll.

Say it three times, and they disappear.

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I hate that...
[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-12-08 07:54 pm UTC (link)
Fake wank. How pathetic disappointing. *pats the magpie consolingly*

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(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2003-12-09 03:09 am UTC

 
   
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