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sporks (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} setsunastar) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2003-12-07 19:19:00 |
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Behold my l33t writing skillz...
Over on the Neopets forums (on which I spend no time at all, nah-ah...) american_diva_missy is having delusions of grandeur.
Apparently she's written a movie that's coming out in February. It's called "A Misty Glory". She even lists the stars. People call her on this, pointing out that it doesn't appear in the IMDb or, in fact, feature any real people.
When challenged with this, plus the fact that she's apparently only 11, she refers people to the script.
Scene 1: Emma: (storms into the room) Mother! Mother! It’s a letter from Father! We got a letter from father! Mother: Oh read it aloud dear! (Holding 2 babies) Emma: (looking at letter) Dear Family, I received your last letter! I hope you get this before Christmas. We have a nice lead in the battles so far. At this time it’s impossible to tell when someone will surrender. I know how much it means that we are together for Christmas. General Washington has decided to let me come home for the holidays! (Voice is slowly rising in excitement) Which means I’ll be coming home on Christmas Eve. Emma: Tomorrow’s Christmas Eve. He’s coming home tomorrow! Grace: Daddy’s coming home! Mother: Oh that’s wonderful news! The whole family can be together for Christmas once again! Mother: Now get ready for bed kids. Tomorrow we’re going to make a special welcome home dinner for your father! Annieliese: Let’s have pork and mashed potatoes with gravy!… Grace: (interrupting Annieliese) and carrots Emma: and for desert a big pumpkin pie! Mother: Yes. Tomorrow we’ll make everything for your father. Now good night children. Get a lot of rest. Tomorrow will be a big day! (Annieliese and Grace pick up a ragged doll and blanket and walk upstairs.) Oh and Emma I’ve got to put Marianne and Claire to sleep so would you mind finishing the chores. Emma: Yes mother. (Mother walks upstairs and Emma walks into other room and starts cleaning dishes from sink) Mother: Also, I need you to make that pumpkin pie you were talking about for dinner. It’s one of your father’s old favorites. Emma: Wow! I didn’t know that he liked pumpkin pie that much. Of course I’ll make it. It will be a memorable day when he comes home. Don’t worry mother, I’ll have it finished first thing in the morning. Mother: Oh thank you dear! I’m sure your father will appreciate all the extra things we’re making him. Even Lord knows we can’t afford it easily but I assure you that it will be done. Emma: Anything for Father is worth it, no matter how hard it is. Mother: Good night Emma dear. Emma: Good night Mother. _______________
Although no-one's being particularly wanky apart from the OP, she's a wank and a half all on her own... especially with the addition of a handy sockpuppet (annna166), threats to sue them for annoying her, and the resounding statement (regarding the age of other posters):
i know this is a room full of fakers! No one is 18 D-U-H DUHHHHHHHHHHHH only stupid 18 year olds play neopets.
Why yes. Yes indeed.
Over on the Neopets forums (on which I spend no time at all, nah-ah...) american_diva_missy is having delusions of grandeur.
Apparently she's written a movie that's coming out in February. It's called "A Misty Glory". She even lists the stars. People call her on this, pointing out that it doesn't appear in the IMDb or, in fact, feature any real people.
When challenged with this, plus the fact that she's apparently only 11, she refers people to the script.
Scene 1: Emma: (storms into the room) Mother! Mother! It’s a letter from Father! We got a letter from father! Mother: Oh read it aloud dear! (Holding 2 babies) Emma: (looking at letter) Dear Family, I received your last letter! I hope you get this before Christmas. We have a nice lead in the battles so far. At this time it’s impossible to tell when someone will surrender. I know how much it means that we are together for Christmas. General Washington has decided to let me come home for the holidays! (Voice is slowly rising in excitement) Which means I’ll be coming home on Christmas Eve. Emma: Tomorrow’s Christmas Eve. He’s coming home tomorrow! Grace: Daddy’s coming home! Mother: Oh that’s wonderful news! The whole family can be together for Christmas once again! Mother: Now get ready for bed kids. Tomorrow we’re going to make a special welcome home dinner for your father! Annieliese: Let’s have pork and mashed potatoes with gravy!… Grace: (interrupting Annieliese) and carrots Emma: and for desert a big pumpkin pie! Mother: Yes. Tomorrow we’ll make everything for your father. Now good night children. Get a lot of rest. Tomorrow will be a big day! (Annieliese and Grace pick up a ragged doll and blanket and walk upstairs.) Oh and Emma I’ve got to put Marianne and Claire to sleep so would you mind finishing the chores. Emma: Yes mother. (Mother walks upstairs and Emma walks into other room and starts cleaning dishes from sink) Mother: Also, I need you to make that pumpkin pie you were talking about for dinner. It’s one of your father’s old favorites. Emma: Wow! I didn’t know that he liked pumpkin pie that much. Of course I’ll make it. It will be a memorable day when he comes home. Don’t worry mother, I’ll have it finished first thing in the morning. Mother: Oh thank you dear! I’m sure your father will appreciate all the extra things we’re making him. Even Lord knows we can’t afford it easily but I assure you that it will be done. Emma: Anything for Father is worth it, no matter how hard it is. Mother: Good night Emma dear. Emma: Good night Mother. _______________
Although no-one's being particularly wanky apart from the OP, she's a wank and a half all on her own... especially with the addition of a handy sockpuppet (annna166), threats to sue them for annoying her, and the resounding statement (regarding the age of other posters):
i know this is a room full of fakers! No one is 18 D-U-H DUHHHHHHHHHHHH only stupid 18 year olds play neopets.
Why yes. Yes indeed.
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