Screw you guys, I'm goin' home!
"So I'm not really going to stop writing Bible fanfic, but once I thought I might, and I had this sweet-ass pseudo-intellectual speech all written out for you, but then I decided not to leave, but I'm going to post this anyway because I am still so. Damn. Right. About all of you, and religion in general. It's not really fic, but it is fic, because I'm not actually leaving, geddit? So it's fictional? Also, to make myself sound better I pretend that other people are stupider than they really are, so that's fictional too, see what I did there? Oh, oh, aah, mm, OOOOOOOHYEEEEEEEES! . . . Anyone got a tissue?"