Wank in waiting...
This hasn't quite splurted, yet. But as far as wank goes, the dick was just pulled out of the jeans. And guess who's behind it?

The MarySues community AND the Harry Potter fandom!

We start here, where a girl says that the new movie-verse Hermione is a Sue. Most people say she's wrong, but don't go MUCH further than that.

And then kinneas gets pissed off.


Er, question. In this community, is it not a groundrule to fill out the Mary Sue form in the User Info and not just paste a link to make do?


Also, does anyone here even remember what Mary Sue truly IS?
Because I am a lazy ho, I will paste a previous comment of mine pertaining to an HP post:

Honestly, this comm has gotten SO freaking out of control. Do you all even remember the very MEANING of Mary Sue anymore? It is a character of whom everyone loves. It is a character of whom the entire story is based upon. It is a character that has NO FLAWS WHATSOEVER and is PERFECT, a trait in itself that can NEVER be attained because the law of perfection states that for anything to be absolutely perfect, all atomic movement must cease and therefore the thing ceases to be.

Yet Mary Sue defies this law. That's the whole freaking POINT.

To the best of my knowledge, this Hermione and any other existing is NOT loved by everyone, nor is she absolutely gorgeous, nor is she even freaking stylish. While she's not as far as you can get, Hermione is a well-rounded character, which is exactly what we MarySue Report alumni originally STRIVED FOR.

UGH. This disgusts me. Signing off, mods feel free to delete.


There haven't been any comments on that post, yet, which is why we're still in the unbuttoned-jeans-and-lube phase, but I'll turn in my wankah card if it doesn't explode...