The mother lode! Gargoyles/DBZ/badfic wank all rolled into one!
Every week or so I try to stop by the Station 8 Gargoyles comment room. It's usually not wanky, but this week it just exploded...

(Note: the messageboard's new messages are at the top, not the bottom, it's cleared every Monday. You also can't link to individual posts, so I'm copying everything relevent here.)

Apparently there is some newbie, Brooklyn X, on the board claiming Dragonball Z is better than everything. The oldbies beg to differ.

Greg Bishansky: (at some point before the board was cleared)
The plot of DBZ - Fight, Fight, Fight, You get stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, They Get Stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, You get much stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, You win.

Brooklyn X:
Greg Bishansky>Also Slayers was made by the team that created DBZ & DBGT so I don't think you know what your freakin talking about MAN! Cowboy Bebop looks ok but not even close to DBZ... Now you want crap, now what about "Knights of the old Zodeak", "Samiri Jack", & crap like that that makes me sick. "InuYasha" is the 3rd best...

DBZ dose have a story line too... But it only has to do with aliens wanting to destroy earth of get a wish from the Dragon Balls, & it's supprizingly good too with its drama & action... Have you even seen a good battle on their at all?
Freeza VS Goku, Cell VS Goku,Super Boo VS Vageto, OR Kid Boo VS SS3 Goku... now if you never seen thows legendary fights than you don't know what your even talking about?!

Why you ask... Because the fights get better & better as the saga goes on & the abilitys of the people get better as thay get stronger. 1st thay are as weak as humans than at the end become super beings that can blow up freakin planets at a very thought, that power is so out their & diffrent it blows all away that is anime.

Thats all I will say for now!

Greg Bishansky: I wrote: "The plot of DBZ - Fight, Fight, Fight, You get stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, They Get Stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, You get much stronger, Fight, Fight, Fight, You win."

Brooklyn X wrote - "DBZ dose have a story line too... But it only has to do with aliens wanting to destroy earth of get a wish from the Dragon Balls, & it's supprizingly good too with its drama & action... Have you even seen a good battle on their at all?
"Freeza VS Goku, Cell VS Goku,Super Boo VS Vageto, OR Kid Boo VS SS3 Goku... now if you never seen thows legendary fights than you don't know what your even talking about?! "

Thanks for proving my point ;)

Also yuo wrote - ""I draw Garg stuff & DBZ stuff... So let me tell you it takes 30 minutes to make a good garg drawing & for a DBZ drawing it takes 1 1/2 hours or so to make a quality DBZ drawing & thay use computers to enhance the drawing too & I never seen that before at the level that is DBZ""

Well, I'm pretty sure you've just insulted all the best artists in the fandom out there.

My brother used to be a huge fan of DBZ, huge. Yes, I've seen a lot of it, and I know that is sucks.

You also wrote - "Cowboy Bebop looks ok but not even close to DBZ..."

Dude, there is no hope for you.

Brooklyn X: NOBODY PAY ANY ATENTION TO THIS POST EXCEPT FOR GREG BISHANSKY OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL YOURSELF!)???MAN HOW RUDE THIS GUY IS??? !!!WHY ME!!! ???THATS ALL I WANT TO KNOW???

Damn you "Greg Bishanskyan" Bastard STOP WITH THE FERAKIN COPYING! I have had it with your freakin KIND, GOD DAMN IT?! WHY DO YOU FREAKIN COPY ME? WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

& I'VE GONE FREAKIN INSAINE, IS YOUR SOUL PERUOUSE IN LIFE TO MAKE ME "BROOKLYN" MAD! OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW YEA! POWER!

I'll go DBZ & cast magic face blockers because your face is so Ugoly its really hurtin me! & I will ignore you to a linit & NEVRE RESPOND TO YOU EVER AGAIN, DAMN IT EVER...
!?OW MY HEAD HURTS NOW?! Why did you half to hurt my pride, & copy me wELL THAN YOU SUCK & YOU BROT THIS ON YOUR SELF MAN... YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND HURTING OTHER PEOPLE LIKE YOUR GOD AROUND HERE NOW STOP WITH THE DRAWING INSULTS PLEASE! YOU WIN WITH THE DBZ CRAP OK! GEEZE...

Thats all I will say until next time...
!!!WWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (SORRY EVERYBODY ELSE OK, ITS ONLY THIS DODE, NONE OF YOU ALL SO DON'T EVEN PAY ANY THING ABOUT THIS OK... THANKS & GOOD NIGHT!)

Several board regulars: WTF? Could we all stop fighting?

Brooklyn X: Yea why can't we all get along Aaron...

Brcause All people suck that think Dragon Ball Z sucks...Except for Babes, Battle Beast, & Siryn I don't care what thay think because thay are the only ones that have bin nice to me & the only people that make sence that I know of here!

Are you so god damn blind to the fact that compared to Gargoyles DBZ looks a hell of alot better in the GOD DAMN DETAIL IN HAIR, FACE, & BODY!

Do you know what I'm even talking about? Are we talking about the same DBZ here, because I don't see how anybody can say DBZ dose not look good!

& I don't get Greg Bishansky...

Or even sucks for that matter at all, you people are freakin hopeless.

I'm done... This fight is hopeless... Geeze...

And his next post:

Babes>It's Dragon Ball Z witch the anouncer says in cartoon network that DBZ is the best fighting anime on the planet...

& a cartoon & Anime are not the same, cartoons are for little kids, anime is for adults.

To all...

To prove my point Digiemon is for little kids & the jappinase verson of DBZ has Blood & Gore, than a sex seen with Bolma & Vageta. In the US verson thay cut all that out.
So that is the differince. Blue Gender, Cowboy Bebop,& InuYasha are the same! Put on Adult Swim for that resion, DBZ would be the same way if thay put the uncut verson up!

Thats all I will say for now!

Nickerous: Once upon a time, I found this excellent little chat room to discuss my favorite things with people who had similar interests. For a while, everything was just peachy.....then.....some newbies came in.

Hey, it's all good. Different strokes for different folks. There were still plenty of old friends to chat with......then.....more newbies came in.

Pretty soon, the room turned into a big mess. Old friends got fed up and left. Even new friends from first batch of newbies left.....and then I left.

I pop in every now and then, but never see anything from an old friend. Just more garbage. I left out the name of that room on purpose. Now, I don't post much in here, but I do visit often to read posts. I'm starting to see some garbage in the corners of this room. Just hope it doesn't produce more garbage.

catch ya later Garg fans. This poster is talking a vacation.

Lots of people: Everybody drop it!

...and then, just when you think it's over...

Brooklyn X: To all...

Well I like to read the fan-fic at gargoyle-fans.org but found a story quite offencive to a newbie author but I can't ramember the authors name or who typed it. However I would like to say we need to protect newbies from bullys & I know how that can affect a person. Thay must realize the impact on the people that thay hurt that is... I remember some person about 2 weeks ago that liked to act like me in some way but stoped going on the net or something... I wonder what happened to him!? He was kind of anoying tho because he kept useing my name or something. Well I kind of miss the little squart sometimes but anyways I worry for people like that, so what can we do if eneything to stop bullying? I don't now much about protecting people on the net but is their eneybody that stops this stuff from happening out their? What is going on here?

Greg Bishansky: "Brooklyn X" > Aw, poor baby. Trying to drag something that has nothing to do with this comment room in here to start a fight. Sure, a "friend" of yours was flamed... actually he wasn't, just a couple of guys wrote up a MiST of a really bad fanfic that you... opps, I mean your friend "Ash X" wrote. It wasn't meant as an insult, MiSTing bad fanfics is a long tradition in the fanfic archive, done by such greats as Mara Cordova, Aaron Wheeler, Lynati, and... did Cyrway write MiSTs too? Jerr and Alex Garg also seem to have a talent for it. No vendettas are directed at anyone, it's all in good fun.

Funny how "Ash X" mispells the same words you do, the same way you do, and the both of you are obsessed with "Dragonball Z". I suppose you're being framed here also.

MacBeth: Unforchinitly that last post was mine. I tryed to hide the truth from you all with Brooklyn-X who Battle Beast says could spell well I can't so I'll tell you what happened to my big brother. About whin you all figured Brooklyn-X could not spell. Well that was a lie I said to make you still think that was brooklyn x was still talking but it was really me you see. My brother was off in the military from than on in Irac all this time I have bin talking to you. Well now he won't be putting pp posts up ever again besause he passed away in war. I 1st found out on the papper today that 60 were ingered & 1 died from a bombing. That was my brother I loved so much, now this is my last post to you all as well. Good bye forever my friends... Look on the news If you all want to know the real Brooklyn X my brother. I I'm sorry but I'm too sad to comtinue, bye... No body like me will ever be up here again no tricks this time sadly its for real...

What...the...FUCK?! O_O