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i love my weird dreams ([info]psychoaddict) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-13 11:23:00


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Current mood:high
Current music:plebe music

such an innocent wank





first kiss

In which Subject Plebe Bitch A makes Hate website.

She continues the site with slutty pictures of Christina, in what she calls "sexy" pictures of Britney, and continues to say that she looks JUST like Britney. She uses the words "heeeheee chrstna devil bitch" many times while doing this. And misspells a word many times in this "list"



~WHY?~
First of all I would like to say that if you are a Christina fan you may wanna ask your self why? you are here.. Other wise please Read ON...



I would also like to say that I seriousely think the question "Why we hate Christina?" has a wide posobilety of many different answers. There for, I would like for all you fellow Christina Hators to e-mail me your reasons to hate the BITCH, and I may consieder posting them on this site...



As it goes for my reasons...
Well, there are many, but for now I will post just the biggest ones.
~my reasons~
1/// Her ditzy quotes... (come on Christina get a new vocabulary)
2/// Her voice... (Hello, she totally imitates Mariah Carey, but she moans more)
3/// Her multicolor hair... (if we can call it hair that is, she has every color extantion possible)
4/// Her obility to copy others... (wake up Christina, Britney is OG and you're a wanna be)
5/// Her... (yes I hate her for her, for beeing who she is a slutty fake no brain too much makeup barbie plastic wanna be popstar innorexic peace of shit whore)

~your reasons~
Oh wow I have a million reasons on why I hate that slut, but here are my top three...
1/// She showes her belly way too much... (yes that's right, even if Britney does that too, for some reason Chrissy, seems to think ribcages are sexy)
2/// She wears way too much makeup... (yes other singers wear lot's of makeup too, but Chrissy is the only one that puts so much dark eye- shadow on that when she doesn't wear it her eye-lids look bleached out, come on Chrissy stop trying to act ghetto)
3/// She does not know how to speak Spanish what so ever... (yep, Chrissy claims to be abla Espaniol well, I am Hispanic and you can't even understand her words on her Spanish album "Mi Reflejo" bet she doesn't know how to pronounce the title of it either)
Monica, R CA., 17
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I just hate the bitch ok? To tell you the truth I think the question "Why we hate Christina?" is the stupidest question that could be asked. I hate her because she is a dumb inorexic wannabe. Nough said, I just fucken hate her so much. There are no words to describe why? She makes me sick!!!
Amanda, B LA., 19
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HOME
Yo girl, how you doen?
Well the only reason I really hate Christina is, because she tries to be fucken black. I mean the bitch is white for christ sake and all of a sudden she goes and changes her hair to brown and gets a fake'n bake tan. I actually think she was kinda hott in that one video, but damn can she just act white? By the way your damn fine and you do look like Britney :), Write me an e-mail back sexy mama !
-peace
Emanuel, Los Angeles CA (age?
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She as well, makes a "Chrssi is a lezbsm LIEK ODDDDDDDDMG oh hum pig's bum" "paiege" that I will graciously give the link to and give excerpts liek omggggggggnesssers! lezbyn fagylera


She claims Christina is "ineroxic bitchya" but I don't think Chris's the only one that is...


Of course, everything comes with a price--well, almost everything.

Aha! Guestbook entries include:


PERSON TELLING PLEBE HOW TO TALK liek omg:

FULL NAME: : Jorge D. Ramirez
DO U HAVE A HATE SITE? : no
IF YES THEN WHAT IS THE URL? :
DO YOU LIKE THIS SITE? : no
IF YES THEN WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIGHT THING ON IT? :
IF NO LET ME KNOW HOW TO IMPROVE IT FOR YOU : : Just continuing with your miseducation: #12 your self is one word Y O U R S E L F #13 seriousely is spelled S E R I O U S L Y #14 posobilety is spelled P O S S I B I L I T Y #15 there for is one word T H E R E F O R #16 extantion is spelled E X T E
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? :
(OPTIONAL)QUOTE: : You really need to get a life and realize that not everybody is to your liking. You should learn to respect the ideas and preferences of others. OH, one more thing, Britney has absolutely no singing voice. She sounds is squeezing her nose.

and hahahahaa, she writes in her own guestbook two times:

DO YOU LIKE THIS SITE? : Fuck yeh
IF YES THEN WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIGHT THING ON IT? : ok first of all this goes out to Jorge Ramirez you know wat you Fagget first of all you are fucken blind if you can't see that britney if fucken gourgeouse. And that is coming from a girl.
IF NO LET ME KNOW HOW TO IMPROVE IT FOR YOU : : Second of all you talkin bout gettin a life. Your the one that kneeds to go by one or sumthin. Who gives a fuck that I can't spell your the one wastin my and your time by correctin my mistakes.
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? : i'm 17 female from Cali baby wuddup Britt I love you too...
(OPTIONAL)QUOTE: : one more thing Jotge AKA fagget... wake up and smell yo stinky fat-@$ and stop wastin yo time on this website if u'r not a britter!!! everyone eilse thanx for your cooporation... PEACE!!!

teh 2nd tmei

FULL NAME: : Angelika your webmaster Sup all?
DO U HAVE A HATE SITE? : it here updating coming up ASAP
IF YES THEN WHAT IS THE URL? : write it down www.geocities.com/angelika3_2000/warning.html
DO YOU LIKE THIS SITE? : hell yeah and if u gonna talk shit at least do it in English !!!
IF YES THEN WHAT IS YOUR FAVORIGHT THING ON IT? : the whole mothafucken thang especially the guestbook haha...
IF NO LET ME KNOW HOW TO IMPROVE IT FOR YOU : : i do realize that i kneed to be gettin a newer info and update it I'll try to do that ASAP...
HOW OLD ARE YOU AND WHERE ARE YOU FROM? : 17 female from Sunny Cali BaBY
(OPTIONAL)QUOTE: : I LOve Britney 4-ever and ever and ever and Christina could suck my big fat cock if I had one... haha keep up the good work all you fellow hators and feel out the book... Peace!!! :-)~






So, we all ask this question to the LIEK OMG LEZBIIIAN BTCH plebe.

You're...fucking SEVENTEEN?!



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[info]isntitironic
2003-12-13 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Well, she does look like Britney... but I'm not the type who would consider that a good thing...

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[info]psychoaddict
2003-12-13 06:56 pm UTC (link)
The hair, maybe. And the stomach, complexion. But the face doesn't look much like her.

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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-12-14 04:20 am UTC

[info]endoftime
2003-12-13 07:18 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, they both look like they've got fetal alcohol syndrome.

Not a Good Thing, in case you were wondering.

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(no subject) - [info]psychoaddict, 2003-12-13 07:23 pm UTC

[info]rogue
2003-12-13 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Augh, shorten that thing, it's making my friendslist side-scroll, and I have a big resolution. Jesus.

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[info]endoftime
2003-12-13 07:16 pm UTC (link)
WTF with that train-wreck website??? My eyes!

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[info]psychoaddict
2003-12-13 07:29 pm UTC (link)
It looks familiar from the "ADD-ONS" of Yahoo! PaigeeeBulzder, also known as:

LEARNHTMLYOUSHITAZZBIZTCH.

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(no subject) - [info]endoftime, 2003-12-13 07:37 pm UTC
(no subject) - muzivitch, 2003-12-14 01:16 am UTC

[info]rachelmap
2003-12-13 07:21 pm UTC (link)
Argh! She must have taken a course in obnoxious webpage design too. Even setting the browser's background to white doesn't help because then my cursor has that stupid 'welcome' following it around. Man, I hate that. Everything about this site; concept, comments and visuals, is either ugly or stupid.

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[info]starfish
2003-12-13 07:36 pm UTC (link)
The site was overloaded so I wasn't able to see the full horror, but ...

hell yeah and if u gonna talk shit at least do it in English !!!

Um ... yeah.

What she said.

(Also the comment about Xtina not being able to "abla" Espanol ... it's "habla," you moron.)

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[info]serai
2003-12-13 09:45 pm UTC (link)
Actually, it's "hablar" - infinitive, you know.

But hey, why should she care? After all, she's "spekin in Eainglsh!!!111!!"

I weep for the future.

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allen
2003-12-13 08:55 pm UTC (link)
Urgh. I'll never understand why peopl ewaste so much time and energy on this kind of thing. And I couldn't help but have this imaginary conversation with the "webmistress":

Me: Why do you hate Christina?
Her: Because she sucks!
Me: And why does she suck?
Her: Because I hate her!

... That's all I've got.

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[info]feenix
2003-12-14 05:55 am UTC (link)
Actually:
You: Why do you hate Christina?
Her: OMG she iz a lezben cunt!
You: And why is she a lesbian cunt?
Her: BCUZ SHEZ N INOREXIK WHOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-13 09:04 pm UTC (link)
Um...wow...that was... just... stupid.

*shakes head*

Silly me,I keep forgetting there really does exist people like this.

[Chrissy claims to be abla Espaniol well, I am Hispanic and you can't even understand her words on her Spanish album "Mi Reflejo"]

This is just sad...I'm really starting to "Hispanic" is a word Latin-Americans who can't pronounce the name of their home country like to use...

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[info]serai
2003-12-13 09:50 pm UTC (link)
Kinda funny that they'd adopt a word that's a gringo corruption of a real Spanish word, isn't it? But not really. "Hispanics" (meaning Americans with some Spanish blood) don't actually care to learn much actual Spanish. The only ones who can speak any Spanish can speak it because their parents insisted on them learning. For the rest, "Spanglish" is what they consider "Spanish".

And before anybody jumps down my throat, I am Spanish (well, second generation). My dad is from Andalucia, I was raised speaking Castilian (original) Spanish, and I've been surrounded most of my life by Spaniards, Mexicans, Central Americans, South Americans, and "Hispanics". (Gods, I hate that word). On top of which, my dad was a Spanish Grammar Nazi, so I tend to be pretty sensitive on the topic of proper usage. :)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 03:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2003-12-14 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2003-12-14 05:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 06:15 am UTC
Somewhere, Noam Chomsky is giggling like a schoolgirl. - [info]phosfate, 2003-12-14 06:35 am UTC
Re: Somewhere, Noam Chomsky is giggling like a schoolgirl. - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 06:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]musette, 2003-12-14 06:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ereshkigal, 2003-12-14 03:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 05:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-15 01:27 am UTC
Hispanic... - [info]deoridhe, 2003-12-14 07:45 am UTC
Re: Hispanic... - [info]serai, 2003-12-14 11:56 am UTC
Re: Hispanic... - [info]sparkysrevenge, 2003-12-18 08:22 am UTC
Re: Hispanic... - [info]serai, 2003-12-19 09:30 pm UTC

[info]zana16
2003-12-13 09:38 pm UTC (link)
People like this make me ashamed to be a California girl....

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[info]psychoaddict
2003-12-13 10:32 pm UTC (link)
but she iz da coolezt pleb eva!
she iz sooooo gorgeeouse.

Seriously, though. People who are seventeen don't act like this. She makes me feel pity for her.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-15 01:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zana16, 2003-12-15 07:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-15 05:58 pm UTC
Wahhh! - (Anonymous), 2003-12-16 10:38 am UTC

[info]mirabellawotr
2003-12-13 10:38 pm UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHAHA That site! It burns!

Nobody be critical of my fics because I am DYING OF GLITTER POISONING and writing heinous Mary Sues is the only joy I have left in life.

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[info]gallimaufry
2003-12-14 01:50 am UTC (link)
...Why hasn't anyone killed these people yet?

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE YOU PROMISED US, GOD?

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[info]sagralisse
2003-12-14 02:26 am UTC (link)
Wow, she can spread her legs really wide.

[/perv]

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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-12-14 03:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-12-14 04:22 am UTC

[info]bohicamouse
2003-12-14 03:37 am UTC (link)
#15 there for is one word T H E R E F O R

<333

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[info]eljuno
2003-12-14 07:00 am UTC (link)
-Britney's clothes, look like they have been purchased from Victoria's Secrete.
Christina's? They look like they have been bought at a thrift store.


Hey, I call clothes-from-a-thrift-store a SELLING point for a musician, myself...

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 07:51 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gallimaufry, 2003-12-14 09:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]serai, 2003-12-14 11:58 am UTC

[info]ieatpeople
2003-12-14 03:34 pm UTC (link)
It's probably just me, but that "lezbyn fagylera" page's comments had the ring of homophobia as cover for homosexual fantasies. I mean, why would someone with no sexual interest in Christina Aguilera have even thought about how she masturbates with microphones and what makes her nipples hard? Christ, they sounded like bad lines out of a Nifty Archives celebrity story. Not that I go there, no siree.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-14 09:24 pm UTC

[info]snacky
2003-12-14 05:44 pm UTC (link)
Britney is OG

::blinks::

Well, that's...interesting.

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[info]panthea
2003-12-14 06:24 pm UTC (link)
OW MY EYES THEY BURN

...I got nothin'.

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[info]soy_latte
2003-12-14 07:31 pm UTC (link)
If she's only 17, why are we wanking her?

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(no subject) - allen, 2003-12-15 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-15 12:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]soy_latte, 2003-12-15 12:39 am UTC

tocomfortyou
2003-12-15 02:03 am UTC (link)
*ships Angelika/Jorge*

Oh, Angelika, my heart eyes bleed for you. I hope you flip burgers well.

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