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Leopard ([info]leopard_lady) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-15 22:22:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Tribute to the Best Song in the World - Tenacious D

Metawank!!!
*sigh*

I <3 fandom_wank

Some tool decided my definition of emo as the pseudo-punk crap rammed down our throats nowadays was incorrect and offensive. S/he proceeded to write a mini-essay and suggested I "put down the seventeen" and investigate "real emo."

I was also told to get informed before I talk about things I don't know about.

Ladies and gentlemen...I have been metawanked.



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[info]amasaglajax
2003-12-16 06:27 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHA!! That made my day. (night. whatever)

It was so cute how s/he/monkey assumed ANYONE cared!

leopard_lady, you're just a scene kid.

BAM!!! THAT ONE HURT!! LIEK OMG!! im sad now im gona cut mysef :(((( wah i wanna be REL EMO. i beter oder dat tingy from da store da robot said.

AHAHAHAHA OMGWTF.

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[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-16 08:05 am UTC (link)
See the icon for my feelings on the topic.


(That's the lead singer to Life of Agony, a hardcore band I doubt s/he's ever heard of. And the text is something he said to a heckler once, to boot.)

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[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-16 08:21 am UTC (link)
No band is as good as the one in my head.

omgtheirmusicissoimaginary!!!

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[info]squeakytoy
2003-12-16 08:22 am UTC (link)
Dude, your icon is freakily hypnotic.

Must...look...away...from...spanky-boy... Gnnnngh!

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-12-16 10:32 am UTC (link)
I know, isn't it? ::GRIN::

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[info]squib
2003-12-16 10:56 am UTC (link)
I adore that icon!

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[info]virago
2003-12-16 06:55 am UTC (link)
That was good. No capitals and everything; you couldn't fake it better than that.

Actually, you could strip out the nouns and use that same whiny rant for anything, like a pissy Mad Lib. "you my dear could never know real arglebargle. real arglebargle died in a small club in michigan in the early seventies. turn off the radio, put down the highlights for children. and furthermore, snaps and all that, g."

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[info]sanguinary
2003-12-16 08:13 am UTC (link)
you, (descriptive noun referring to a person), are a (verb) (noun) (descriptive noun referring to a person). (noun) is not (adverb) for (noun) in such a (adverb) (noun). if so, (explicit) (famous person) would be (royal title). not (famous person 2). not (famous person 3). not (famous person 4) or (famous person 5).

(noun) is a (verb) of (noun) that got its (noun) (and (adverb) (noun)) in (city) in the (time period). it's (verb) is generally (adverb) to that (adverb) and (adverb) (verb) of (season). after they (verb) (noun), the (adverb) (verb) was (adverb)(verb)(noun). this was based in (city). think (noun).

(noun) does not (noun) anymore. it was only (verb) for a (adverb) and (adverb) (noun). the only (plural noun) that (verb) now is (adverb) (noun), such as (noun), which (verb) (plural noun) of the (verb) (noun), or even (noun) (at its most (noun)) or (noun). put down the (popular magazine), turn off the (TV Channel), and buy (band name) "(album title)" from (website). get (verb) before you (verb) you (body part) (verb) about (noun). you (adverb), to (verb) the (adverb) (famous person), are (adverb) (adverb). (website).

[my apologizes if I got parts of this wrong, but I'm working of my very, very vague memories of Mad Libs]

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[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-16 08:32 am UTC (link)
*bows down*

I am not worthy to have such a brilliant comment on my own wank.

Wait. Yes I am. :-D

*passes around "We Rule" buttons*

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[info]sanguinary
2003-12-17 02:09 am UTC (link)
::pins on button, dances about gleefully::

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[info]alisalias
2003-12-16 08:49 am UTC (link)
*worships*

Bring back childhood memories of Mad Libs is always way cool.

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I had to do it! Satan MADE me do it!
[info]gallimaufry
2003-12-16 10:22 am UTC (link)
you, (Chunky side of a Frenchman) , are a (worthless) (snowball) (on the side of a red barn) .(Spaghetti) is not (best) for (ferrets) in such a (twitchy) (basement) . if so, (fucking) (Pierce Brosnan) would be (Czar) . not (Robert Evans) .not (RuPaul) . not (Denis Leary) or (George Bush)
(Communism) is a (run) of (lightbulb) that got its (dildo) (and (best) (eyes) ) in (Los Angeles) in the (Stone Age) . it's (concieve) is generally (very) to that, (rapidly) and (forcibly) (there) of (Autumn) . after they (run) (Ministers) , the (very) (moment) was (inconcievably) (not cool) (grass) . this was based in (Little Rock) . think (flower) .

I had to stop. My (noun) slipped off and my (various nouns) are showing.

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Re: I had to do it! Satan MADE me do it!
[info]smo
2003-12-16 02:50 pm UTC (link)
::DIES::

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Re: I had to do it! Satan MADE me do it!
[info]alisalias
2003-12-17 10:00 am UTC (link)
I wouldn't mind a place where Pierce Brosnan was czar, I don't think.

Your icon is oddly hypnotizing. *stares*

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Re: I had to do it! Satan MADE me do it!
[info]mariagoner
2003-12-17 10:36 am UTC (link)
Dude. ICON. LOVE.

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[info]sanguinary
2003-12-17 02:13 am UTC (link)
Aw shucks, it weren't nothin'

(though matching up the < u > and < /u > tags was hell)

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-12-16 10:27 am UTC (link)
you, assmidget, are a curdling vase tinhat. Aureola is not hypnotically for ethoxyquil in such a vividly rectum. if so, fizzeckin' Josh Groban would be me. not Walt Whitman. not Paris Hilton. not Johnny Depp. Or Fred Durst.

Artificial preservative is a roll of yomama that got its condom (and creepily assdildo) in Jakarta in the Stone Age. It's thwapping is eerily to that unfortunately to that ridiculously and funkaliciously fart of Ramadan. After they hit your punk ass, the listlessly wailing was manically laughing fetus. this was based in Luxembourg. think nonuglies.

Pencil case does not abortion anymore. It was only frolicking for a particularly and carelessly country. the only Australians that sing now is sadly Martian, such as Stacy's mom, which clock ferrets of the typing variety, or even emoticon (at its most sleepy) or itch. put down the FHM, turn off the Playboy, and buy Rasputina "Lennon" from http://www.ravenswing.com/~keys. get laid before you masturbate you left toenail thrust about Fight Club. you vindictively, to procreate the irritatingly Michael Jackson, are unfairly hideously. http://goatse.cx.

what awful grammar that girl has, all those adverbs modifying nouns :P or maybe your'e allowed to do that and i'm just tired because it's 3 30 in the fucking morning e_e

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[info]smo
2003-12-16 02:51 pm UTC (link)
Between that and your icon, I have a feeling you're going to be VERY popular 'round these parts.

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[info]sanguinary
2003-12-17 02:11 am UTC (link)
It's now five in the afternoon, and I'm pretty sure that somehow, we defied all gramerical laws in order to produce that.

However, it's stilll very shiney and teh funnah to me. ::appluades::

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[info]virago
2003-12-16 04:06 pm UTC (link)
Awesome.

That is all.

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[info]sanguinary
2003-12-17 02:12 am UTC (link)
::gives a little bow:: I was inspired by something I'd like to call "Avoiding A C++ Assignment At Midnight The Day Before It Is Due"

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[info]smo
2003-12-17 08:03 am UTC (link)
Last time that happened to me, I ended up writing a BnSH-themed song parody to the tune of "Hark, the Herald Angels Sing."

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[info]bohicamouse
2003-12-16 07:53 am UTC (link)
*sigh* What a disgrace to robot-kind. It's droids like this that make me want to just sit home on Saturday nights and polish my arm-mounted laser-cannon in solitude.

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[info]amasaglajax
2003-12-16 10:31 am UTC (link)
that was AWESOME.

I wish I could iconify that somehow.

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[info]isntitironic
2003-12-16 08:12 am UTC (link)
Ahhh... wank begets wank, and the cycle begins anew!

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[info]alisalias
2003-12-16 08:53 am UTC (link)
That was hysterical. I listen to all the bands you mentioned in that comment, but I'm not about to get all in a fit about it. And I have music elitist tendencies. Funny is funny.

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-16 10:06 am UTC (link)
You're so lucky.

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-16 10:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, and I love that icon.

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[info]gallimaufry
2003-12-16 10:23 am UTC (link)
I love that icon.

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-16 10:25 am UTC (link)
Thankee!

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-16 02:00 pm UTC (link)
Yours is hypnothising me. Damn you!

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-16 02:46 pm UTC (link)
*chuckles evilly*

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-16 02:50 pm UTC (link)
*sicks ChildOfTheDamned!self on you*

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
Holy shit, that camera needs one of those red-eye protection filters.

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-17 02:38 pm UTC (link)
Hee! I added the red eyes, actually. Makes it scarier. Muahaha!

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[info]phosfate
2003-12-16 06:01 pm UTC (link)
HARDCORE!

Just like Bubbles.

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[info]smo
2003-12-16 06:08 pm UTC (link)
Dude, that episode rocks. As does Bubbles.

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[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-16 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Bwahaha...because she used a Lilo icon, I thought she meant Cobra Bubbles.

But no...that's all about the PPG luvin'

-Leopard, who owns not one, but *two* PPG thongs. Yeah, Target.

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[info]phosfate
2003-12-16 07:04 pm UTC (link)
D'oh! Sorry. Yes, C. Bubbles is HARDCORE, too.

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I say!
(Anonymous)
2003-12-17 11:09 pm UTC (link)
Just had to say your 'Muggle PLEASE!' icon has me laughing so hard my co workers are staring. If I get yelled at its YOUR fault! Next time I want a boring wank-ified icon. Got that?

Of all the nerve.

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Re: I say!
[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-17 11:51 pm UTC (link)
Yes'm.

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Re: I say!
[info]leopard_lady
2003-12-18 12:26 am UTC (link)
Best. Musical. EVAH.

I can't wait to see it again.

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