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Just another unfunny bitch ([info]dawnswalker) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-18 01:46:00


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Current mood:Mildly Amused

It's a wank... about wank.
One of the truisms of the universe is that when you get anime fans talking about real-life sex in any context, everybody loses.

The Anime on DVD board discusses the prosecution of a housewife for selling sex toys



Battra92: "If they decide to put such laws into effect, I see no problem with enforcement. Sad that she thinks she did nothing wrong."

JohnAD: "Prior to the ratification of the 13th Amendment in 1865, it was legal to own slaves in Texas. I would hope that you'd agree that simply because a law is on the books, it doesn't mean that it's right." (Ed: The first one to mention the U.S. Constitution in an arguement loses?)

Battra92: "The woman was peddling perversion for a profit. I guess I'm the only one (that is besides the good people of the Lone Star State) who has a problem with that. :/"

Battra92: "But seriously, I don't understand why I always seem to get singled out all the time. Because I disagree with you I must be a stupid person who should probobly just go away and hang himself and be done with it."

chirpie: "I personally think the world could do with a little backing up on the sexual perversion plane. I mean, I actually read a sentence in this thread that claimed they weren't a pervert if they walked into an adult novelty shop in search of goods.

But as for arresting someone for it, sorry, not gonna do it for me. Even though I'd like a less liberal society, this isn't the way I'd want it to come about."

And much more!


It's not an overwhelmingly great and epic wank, but everyone else is busy talking about Return of the King, and I was already spoiled on Legolas dying and Arwen running away to the Shire with Eowen. I have no surprises left to look forward to! ;)



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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-18 02:13 pm UTC (link)
peddling perversion for a profit

Try saying that ten times fast! :D

But seriously, some of these people need to loosen the fuck up a little. Sheesh.

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At last, my icon is on topic
[info]jfpbookworm
2003-12-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
peddling perversion for a profit

Try saying that ten times fast! :D


(blah blah fandom disclaimer blah blah Tom Lehrer blah blah parody)

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes ev'ry Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon,
When we're peddling perversion for a profit.
Ev'ry Sunday you'll see my sweetheart and me,
As we peddle perversion for a profit.

It isn't so wrong that our company caters
To folks who want dildoes, creams, gels and vibrators.
The sun's shining bright,
Ev'rything seems all right,
When we're peddling perversion for a profit.

Lalaalaalalaladoodiedieedoodoodoo

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In Texan society
With our games.
They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.

But sex toys are not mere obscenities,
Just ask Bill Clinton or the Kennedys.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll peddle perversion for a profit.
We'll sell you a tube
Of our strawberry lube,
When we peddle perversion for a profit.

We'll throw in a sex doll with lips made of silicone
For the next dozen orders we get on the telephone.
Our profits are budding
With each passion pudding
We peddle to perverts.
We even sell fur shirts!
We peddle perversion for a profit.

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[info]bubosquared
2003-12-19 11:56 am UTC (link)
Dude. Marry me. Pwease?

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Re: At last, my icon is on topic
[info]smo
2003-12-19 02:13 pm UTC (link)
Fill me with your little babies.

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Re: At last, my icon is on topic - [info]mariagoner, 2003-12-20 12:54 am UTC

[info]yadda
2003-12-18 03:20 pm UTC (link)
I take it none of them are big fans of hentai.

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[info]rann
2003-12-18 09:41 pm UTC (link)
People are remarkably quiet/forgiving when it comes to their own peccadillos.

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-18 03:21 pm UTC (link)
I love the "I'm going to go away all sad because you guys are all so MEAN!" guy. Only, not.

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[info]lokifin
2003-12-18 04:30 pm UTC (link)
PERVERSION:

2. A sexual practice or act considered abnormal or deviant.

OMG TEH SEXX TOYZ HVAE DEEPRAYVED US AND MAID US DEVIENTZ!!!111! LOLOL


ahahahaha, that's the best comment ever, even if it breaks the rule about using dictionary definitions to prove your point.

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[info]smo
2003-12-18 04:48 pm UTC (link)
But seriously, I don't understand why I always seem to get singled out all the time. Because I disagree with you I must be a stupid person who should probobly just go away and hang himself and be done with it.

*plays world's smallest violin*

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[info]rann
2003-12-18 09:42 pm UTC (link)
*sheds world's smallest teardrop*

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[info]wolfsamurai
2003-12-18 04:57 pm UTC (link)
And some people honestly wonder why I'm not part of the AoDVD boards. As though there's already not ~enough~ idiot fans running around making anime fandom look like it's full of idiots Dwithout the irritating twats over at AoVD getting factored into the equation.

I sincerely hope that sentence made sense. Graveyard shifts are brutal on my higher brain functions.

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[info]rann
2003-12-18 09:44 pm UTC (link)
making anime fandom look like it's full of idiots Dwithout the irritating twats over at AoVD getting

Dude, that D snuck away from you and moved about forty spaces over...

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Arwen/Eowen 4evah!
[info]deoridhe
2003-12-18 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Arwen/Eowen 4evah! omgtheirloveissofemtastic!

Bulldog: "but it is an established law in that area and people don't have the right to choose which laws they have to obey and which they don't."

... Um, actually, In the US you have the right to break a law and challenge it in a Court of the United States all the way up to Supreme Court. Unfortunately, breaking a law is frequently the only way to challenge it.

Battra92: "Because I disagree with you I must be a stupid person who should probobly[sic] just go away and hang himself and be done with it."

Yes, darling, every time someone disagrees with your opinion they're telling you to commit suicide; that is far more in line with a Moral and Upstanding worldview than those pesky sex-toys. At least she took it back later, but gawd... what wanking.

Z28: "I can see the campaign slogan for this one then: 'Buy a dildo today and stick it to The Man!'."

I want in on this one!

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Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah!
[info]smo
2003-12-18 07:07 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately, breaking a law is frequently the only way to challenge it.

c.f. Rosa Parks.

'Buy a dildo today and stick it to The Man!

I so need that on a button.

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Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]deoridhe, 2003-12-18 07:24 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]smo, 2003-12-18 07:47 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-18 08:17 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-18 08:35 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]smo, 2003-12-18 09:30 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]rann, 2003-12-18 09:46 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]puipui, 2003-12-19 07:58 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - (Anonymous), 2003-12-18 11:26 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-19 07:07 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]flax, 2003-12-18 11:31 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]smo, 2003-12-18 11:47 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]flax, 2003-12-19 12:08 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]smo, 2003-12-19 12:12 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]flax, 2003-12-19 01:01 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]smo, 2003-12-19 02:15 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]necronomist, 2003-12-19 01:06 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]anglinsbees, 2003-12-19 06:54 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]eljuno, 2003-12-19 08:17 am UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - [info]teratologist, 2003-12-19 04:20 pm UTC
Re: Arwen/Eowen 4evah! - (Anonymous), 2003-12-19 08:46 am UTC

[info]ignatius
2003-12-18 07:06 pm UTC (link)
(Ed: The first one to mention the U.S. Constitution in an arguement loses?)

I don't think that's the case (or at least it shouldn't be) when the wank involves someone actually being arrested.

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-18 07:36 pm UTC (link)
Why do people think being from Texas automatical means your a small minded bigot? Hell things like that happen in other states, its only intersting when it happens in Texas aparently *fumes quitely*

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[info]rann
2003-12-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I share your exact same pain. If I see one more twit who apparently thinks we all walk around wearing ten gallon hats and chaps and setting every black person we come across on fire, I think I may spontaneously go insane-genius and finally develop the fabled hardware that will allow you to stab someone in the face through the screen.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2003-12-18 09:56 pm UTC
Re: - [info]rann, 2003-12-18 09:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2003-12-19 06:48 am UTC
Re: - [info]rann, 2003-12-19 06:56 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-19 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2003-12-19 02:28 am UTC

[info]sorchar
2003-12-18 10:03 pm UTC (link)
It's not just Texas that gets it - as far as some people are concerned, if you're from anywhere south of Mr. Mason and Mr. Dixon's line, you're automatically a cuzin-humpin', white-power-spoutin', Bible-thumpin' ignoramus.

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(no subject) - ataniell93, 2003-12-19 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trismegistus, 2003-12-19 02:05 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-19 04:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]norabombay, 2003-12-19 06:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]puipui, 2003-12-19 08:02 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-12-19 02:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-22 11:44 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-12-23 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2003-12-24 04:20 pm UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-12-24 06:24 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2003-12-20 12:59 am UTC

[info]wolfsamurai
2003-12-19 12:38 am UTC (link)
I know. Why focus on that stuff when there's so many other things to make fun of Texas about? ^_~ < /innocent New Mexican routine>

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(no subject) - [info]workingslacker, 2003-12-19 12:56 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2003-12-19 12:56 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-12-19 04:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]workingslacker, 2003-12-19 04:40 am UTC

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2003-12-19 02:19 pm UTC

ataniell93
2003-12-19 01:29 am UTC (link)
Nah. They point and laugh at West Virginia and Kentucky (where I grew up) just as much.

One of the features people missed in the HP Walpurgatory wank was the fact that "the 13th muse" and I are both from WV (except I've lived in California since 95) and I was annoyed with her for being such a stereotypical example of what people usually think West Virginians are like.

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[info]workingslacker
2003-12-19 01:03 am UTC (link)
"The woman was peddling perversion for a profit. I guess I'm the only one (that is besides the good people of the Lone Star State) who has a problem with that. :/"

There's non-profit perversion peddlers? Dude, I want a tax-deductable dildo!

Apparently this girl has never been to Texas. There are more porn stores on I-35 through downtown Austin than liquor stores.

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[info]iczer6
2003-12-19 02:36 am UTC (link)
"The woman was peddling perversion for a profit. I guess I'm the only one (that is besides the good people of the Lone Star State) who has a problem with that. :/"

She was selling dildos to adults, not luring small children in the sewer.

I think said poster could probably use a good dildo or vibrator, something to replace that pole jammed up their ass.

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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-12-19 04:33 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2003-12-20 04:17 am UTC (link)
I've read this already (Proud member of the AOD boards XD...yes, go ahead and laugh. The manga boards aren't bad yet.) but it was a particularly...annoying thread.

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[info]lizardlaugh
2003-12-20 05:01 am UTC (link)
Wankers who are against, you know, wanking? lol

My baby sister makes over 100K a year selling rubber dicks... for the same company... in Texas... I just got into the biz myself... have whole box of funsies sitting right next to me. I FEAR for the officers and judge involved if my sister ever gets arrested for selling sex toys, because I think she might just whoop out the Giant Ass Reaming Dildo of D00m. Well that, or get the ACLU involved.

Anyways... all of Texas isn't like that, otherwise the sex toy ladies wouldn't be doing so well. My sister tells me that everytime a case like this pops up, she gets a surge in business. I wonder if the vice cops in these backwards Texas towns know that they aren't helping the situation. I hope Ms. Web fucks these cops up the ass with a giant strap on for 1) entrapment and 2) being a couple of antiquated fuckwits.

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[info]lots42
2003-12-20 06:56 am UTC (link)
I wonder where the elves are gonna live. Most hobbit holes are too small. Though, I suppose elves will just happen to miss whacking their head like a certain goony wizard we all know.

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