Current mood:	energetic
Current music:	Garbage, "My Lover's Box"

Wank eats itself!
I don't even know how to begin to classify this one.

It starts when I decide to metaquote a previous wank.

Cue the wank that wanks itself.

"Slash is any non-canon pairing!"

And a joke completely misses its mark...

...leading to fanfic envy. (Oh, my mistake-- she doesn't resent fanfic, she's just a fan of originality.)

And what fanfic wank is complete without "It's lame, so why bother?"

And there I am in the middle of all of it, trying desperately to keep up.

Would've posted this to i_wank, but I fully expect to receive my fair share of the mocking. Mock away! ::dons flame-retardant suit::