Refreshing, zesty wank.
Did I say zesty? I meant "stinking of Hero Clix".

MAD MAD MERLIN doesn't like Watchmen! Other posters suggest he finish reading it before making a full judgment upon it. Still others say he's right and that Watchmen sucks. Yet others provide mini-Tolkiewank and mini-conservative-vs.-liberalwank. A subset of the first group of others notes that it's always in vogue to hate on stuff just to be contrarian, and that said behavior is stupid.

Then MAD MAD MERLIN leaps back into the wank he lubed everyone up for.

This is a very dangerous idea you have there. You are saying that anyone who diagrees with the majority is stupid and wrong. It is the right of every person to express their whether you agree with it or not. It is easy to go along with the crowd. Where would this country be if Rosa Parks had not refused to give up her seat on that bus a long time ago? It takes a lot of balls to go against the grain.

FUCK YES, D00Ds.

God, it's like a microcosm of penis, these comic nerd boards.