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Porn Purveyor ([info]darkrose) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-20 22:21:00


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Current mood:Seasonal

The Twelve Days of Wankmas
Brought to you by The Hive Vaginas: [info]darkrose, [info]helens78, [info]kyuuketsukirui, [info]telesilla and [info]texta.

Happy/Merry Non-Denominational Winter Holiday of your choice.



On the first day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the second day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the third day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the fourth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the fifth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the sixth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the seventh day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the eigth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the ninth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the tenth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
10 BNF's bitching, 9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the eleventh day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:
11 anons a-griping, 10 BNF's bitching, 9 tinhats spinning, 8 flamewars burning, 7 cokeheads dying, 6 beaded ponies, 5 C&D's! 4 intellicocks, 3 Mary Sues, 2 plagiarists, and a bunny with a pancake on its head.

On the twelfth day of Wankmas my fandom gave to me:

12 wankers splurting
11 anons a-griping
10 BNF's bitching
9 tinhats spinning
8 flamewars burning
7 cokeheads dying
6 beaded ponies
5 C&D's!
4 intellicocks
3 Mary Sues
2 plagiarists
...and a bunny with a pancake on its head.



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[info]eljuno
2003-12-21 05:27 am UTC (link)
*weeps openly*

That was a thing of amazingly great beauty. Encore!

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2003-12-21 05:30 am UTC (link)
Whoo!

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[info]shoiryu
2003-12-21 05:49 am UTC (link)
RAWK.

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[info]ailei
2003-12-21 05:49 am UTC (link)
Wow. I? Am in AWE. *grins*

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[info]pyratejenni
2003-12-21 06:20 am UTC (link)
Brava! Brava!

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[info]ipomoea
2003-12-21 06:24 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHAHA! Beautiful!

*snogs you all*

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[info]virago
2003-12-21 06:28 am UTC (link)
o/` Ba-dum-bum, four intellicocks, three Mary Sues... o/`

Hearts. Many hearts.

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Bravo!
[info]squeakytoy
2003-12-21 06:55 am UTC (link)
I think some of our regulars should get a mention.

Something like "5 Veelas Inc!"

"4 Cassie Claires,
3 Tin Hats,
2 Mary Sues,
1 and an anti-slasher in a pair tree!"

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Re: Bravo!
[info]elfy
2003-12-21 10:25 am UTC (link)
Or and one slasher in an OT3? *giggle*

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Re: Bravo!
[info]squeakytoy
2003-12-21 11:52 am UTC (link)
maybe:

1. and a fan protecting her OTP!

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Re: Bravo!
[info]elfy
2003-12-21 10:26 am UTC (link)
*with not in

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[info]ieatpeople
2003-12-21 06:57 am UTC (link)
This spurred the creation of my icon. This is totally fabulous!

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[info]loki
2003-12-21 07:01 am UTC (link)
I adore those commercials. "BRILLIANT!"

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[info]rann
2003-12-21 08:08 pm UTC (link)
"And you jam your cock right in someone's eye, old bean!"
"A cock in the eye? BRILLIANT!"

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[info]snacky
2003-12-21 07:06 am UTC (link)
I love you all with mad abandon!

::snogs all around::

Merry Wankmas!

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[info]crickets
2003-12-21 07:17 am UTC (link)
::applauds enthusiastically::

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[info]iamtheenemy
2003-12-21 07:23 am UTC (link)
I just sang this out loud to my sister and she thought I was crazy. Hmm...

Fantastic work!

Steph

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[info]munchkinott
2003-12-21 07:54 am UTC (link)
*produces mistletoe*

You. Are. Geniuses.

*snogs all*

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-12-21 08:45 am UTC (link)
You are brilliant and wonderful and you have officially Made My Christmas.

*bows, weeps, and promises firstborn*

(It's a metaphorical firstborn, though, since the only penises I want anything to do with are in my slash, TYVM.)

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-23 12:03 am UTC (link)
your icon... it compells me to watch it again... no! must resist! (watches anyway)

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-12-23 12:05 am UTC (link)
*cackle*

I just keep watching it over and over because Ron going "Bother!" to Voldemort makes me giggle. And naked Dumbledore traumatizes my partner. :D

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-27 09:40 am UTC (link)
That sounds hillarious! Where can I find it online?

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*eleventhy-something*
(Anonymous)
2003-12-21 10:41 am UTC (link)
Well, ya got better as ya went on!

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And a gold star for your treeeeeee!!!
[info]terminal_frost
2003-12-21 11:16 am UTC (link)
This is great and should be immortalised somewhere.

Too bad you can't make it an icon; the file size would be too big.

Oh well...

*hums, because it's better than nothing*

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Re: And a gold star for your treeeeeee!!!
[info]rann
2003-12-21 08:09 pm UTC (link)
I bet you could manage, I've seen icons before with horrendous amounts of text on them.

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[info]musette
2003-12-21 12:39 pm UTC (link)
::cheers:: Big lesbian hive vagina snogs all around, that was a true thing of fandom_wank glory.

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[info]mirabellawotr
2003-12-21 02:35 pm UTC (link)
*applauds wildly*

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LOL!
[info]maryavatar
2003-12-21 03:36 pm UTC (link)
*wild applause*

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[info]ahiru
2003-12-21 05:03 pm UTC (link)
*Cheers wildly and sings along* ::Sniff:: It sould be Wankmas all year 'round (or actually, maybe it is).

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[info]electricchick
2003-12-21 05:14 pm UTC (link)
That... that made my morning. XD

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-21 06:05 pm UTC (link)
*sings along loudly and with great rapture*

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[info]sidhebastardess
2003-12-21 06:05 pm UTC (link)
*cheers* What a lovely thing to wake up to. :) We should go carolling around fandom. ;P

Merry Wankmas to all!

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-21 09:17 pm UTC (link)
God bless us, every wanking one!

~lyrical

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[info]dunc
2003-12-21 10:47 pm UTC (link)
Wonderful! Fabulous! 4 Disco Landos in a Z formation!

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[info]sarajayechan
2003-12-21 11:24 pm UTC (link)
*massive applause*

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[info]smo
2003-12-22 03:24 am UTC (link)
I want to have 10,000 of your babies.

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-22 11:55 am UTC (link)
*gives figgy pudding*

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[info]norabombay
2003-12-23 06:08 am UTC (link)
I want you to know this is the only caroll I will be singing all year.

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