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Sister Wank - Like the Bride of Jesus In A Way ([info]sister_wank) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-12-22 06:11:00
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Current mood:cranky

I spit upon your fanfic grave!
Seperis (fanfic author "jenn") has a happy fan.

Maybe not that happy.

I'd suggest turning off the anonymous comments, but what fun would that be?


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[info]sorchar
2003-12-22 01:32 pm UTC (link)
Awww, man, how come *I* never get flames like that? I feel unloved.

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[info]squeakytoy
2003-12-22 01:35 pm UTC (link)
I feel unloved.

You and me both! *pouts*

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[info]elfy
2003-12-22 02:41 pm UTC (link)
*pouts* I don't get flames. What am I doing right - er - wrong? Or right? Or... auuuugh! *runs away screaming*

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[info]delfeus
2003-12-29 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Try writing NC-117 rated underage non-con BDSM incest fics fith watersports and necrophilia. That should do it... Oh, and don't forget beastiality.

By the way... does Gandalf White slash count as necropilia? Technically, he did die...

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(Anonymous)
2003-12-23 01:18 am UTC (link)
You dirty-minded wrestling RPS writer! I flame in your general direction! You've the grammar of a hamster and your fanfic smells of elderberries!

You don't frighten me, fandom_wanking bitca! Go wank yourself in private, you daughter of a Canadian comedian! I flaunt my hatelisting at you, so-called Sorcha Ravenschild, you and all your silly Hee-vay Va-jhi-nas!

Now go away or I shall mock you a second time!

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[info]sorchar
2003-12-23 05:58 am UTC (link)
*swoons* You romantic schemer you.

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[info]beccastareyes
2003-12-23 06:30 am UTC (link)
I know... I even give badfic authors constructive criticism and all they do is thank me and ignore everything I say!

I am not nearly pissing enough people off... we should form a support group or somehting.

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[info]mooncalf
2003-12-22 09:20 pm UTC (link)
... oh, it's so cute. Look at that, we've already got grammar nitpicking coming from both sides...

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[info]musette
2003-12-22 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Aww, look at the ickle flames. ::pets them on the head:: So cute, so young, so wanky.

I love how jenn/seperis answers a few of the issues the flamer had with the fic in question and the flamer just goes right on wanking about how "omg you didn't answer any of my questions!!1!1!!1one!1!"

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[info]thewashinator
2003-12-23 01:48 am UTC (link)
Your icon! Hee!

I love fandom_wank, if only because it lets me see truly funny things like that.

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[info]musette
2003-12-23 12:19 pm UTC (link)
Hee, it came out of the "lets beat her over the head with various editions of the Riverside Shakespeare" in the intelliwank elitist asshattery yesterday. Alas, I did not make it, but I love it muchly.

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[info]smo
2003-12-23 04:40 am UTC (link)
Musette? I love you. That icon is ye olde shiznit.

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[info]musette
2003-12-23 12:21 pm UTC (link)
Ye olde shiznit indeed. So wish I could take credit, but alas twas not mine.

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[info]smo
2003-12-23 10:05 pm UTC (link)
Whose was it, that I might buss the hem of their garment?

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[info]musette
2003-12-24 12:09 am UTC (link)
I remember not sadly, twas posted in the RS beatdown squad thread.

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[info]smo
2003-12-24 07:44 am UTC (link)
Alas. Would that the creative genius would come to take credit!

*looks around expectantly*

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-23 04:47 am UTC (link)
ahh!! Icon love. Can I use that icon?

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[info]musette
2003-12-23 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Feel free! Not my creation, twas spawned of a recent wank.

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-23 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Hehe I was there..Smacking idiots with Riverside shakesphere. How uplifting. :)

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[info]musette
2003-12-24 12:05 am UTC (link)
It was only appropriate I thought. ;-)

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[info]ishmaela
2003-12-23 10:17 am UTC (link)
I want to have your icon's children.

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[info]musette
2003-12-23 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Awww, my icon is very flattered. ;-) Feel free to snatch it if you want.

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[info]psychofangirl
2003-12-24 01:59 am UTC (link)
Gee...that kind of reminds me of Lil in Survivor: Pearl Islands. She ANSWERED the jury questions and yet they treated her like she didn't. Bleagh.

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[info]kijikun
2003-12-23 01:08 am UTC (link)
Anon getting so pissy too when Seperis doesn't start cry or ranting over it. Trolls and flamers hate it when they don't get the repsonse they want..

hehe

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[info]dunc
2003-12-23 03:35 am UTC (link)
Aww! Adorable! I hope I can get flames like that one day. Trolls are so cute when they're derailed.

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[info]rann
2003-12-24 02:06 am UTC (link)
(Oh, c'mon, those are C-cups of justice at best... in fact, I think that's as small as I've seen WonderWoman look in years, save perhaps outside of Sins of Youth.)

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[info]dunc
2003-12-24 02:51 am UTC (link)
It was, alas, the biggest I could find of her using Google search. (Unless you count these.) But I'm bad at judging breast size anyway.

:: looks shameful ::

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[info]rann
2003-12-24 03:02 am UTC (link)
Those... are horrendous.
So am I, really. I generally go with "Small", "Average", "Large", and "Climb In And Set Up Winter Camp".

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[info]dunc
2003-12-24 03:20 am UTC (link)
They scare me. But the more I see them, the more they deserve a f_w icon...

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[info]rann
2003-12-24 04:27 am UTC (link)
Now THESE, on the other hand, are D-cups of Justice for sure...

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[info]dunc
2003-12-24 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Quite.

Hell, maybe I'll do a series. ;)

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I am so jealous
(Anonymous)
2003-12-23 10:45 am UTC (link)
Wow, you know, I have the distinct feeling that I'm missing out on something. Why is it that fluff fics get all the flames? Here I write a Harry Potter darkfic - you'd think if ANYTHING would get wanky, it'd be HP - where I gang-rape Draco and Pansy, stop Remus' transformation midway (much agony and torture there), kill Tonks, Charlie Weasley, Arabella Figg, burn Pansy Parkinson alive, and ... nothing! **sigh** I need to start writing fluff, maybe that would attract trolls. On second thought, do I really want to attract trolls? Oh, but I'd be so proud.
- hans bekhart, still waiting for her JF code

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Re: I am so jealous
[info]eljuno
2003-12-23 09:06 pm UTC (link)
Trust me, it's not JUST fluff that gets the flames...for a while back in February or summat, I was getting me a TRULY intruiging set of flames (that's page *5* on FFN, if you go back you get the full, chronological experience...) for this little fucked up bit of Digimon twincest...

(I'm kinda proud of those...I had wierd and freaky stalker flamers for a while. Then they got bored. WOE!!!)

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