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	kerikeri 2003-12-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Hee. I like both versions. I also have to say that I adore your icon... yay for the new obsession that is eating my life. I swear, it's like crack. goes back to happily slashing Jack/Daniel and ogling the DVD box sets (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: squeakytoy 2003-12-23 07:58 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it! I got in a few years ago, watched a coupld of seasons in a matter of days and was hooked... That show is evil. And considering their Season 7 (part 2) promo with the Sam/Jack kiss, I don't think I'm going to be able to claw my way out of it anytime soon! BWAH! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	schoenschoen 2003-12-23 09:14 am UTC (link)
	Icon! :D :D :D That is all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	smo 2003-12-23 10:19 pm UTC (link)
	Is that Farfie and... Aya? gets brainache (Reply to this)(Parent)

	And again I say, Brilliant! ieatpeople 2003-12-23 07:48 am UTC (link)
	There should be a contest of people creating their versions of Fandom_Wank carols and the winnah gets... a year of paid time or something? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! squeakytoy 2003-12-23 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Ooh! Paid time! (not that i use JF for anything other than keeping up with this community...) Oh Fandom Wank! Oh Fandom Wank! How wanky are thy entries! Oh Fandom Wank! Oh Fandom Wank! How wanky are thy entries! They've pissed-off fans who've ranted so, By mocking puerile fan ego! Oh Fandom Wank! Oh Fandom Wank! May you remain forever! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! smo 2003-12-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Silent night! Wanky night! Fandoms quake at the sight, Trollies stream from hellmouths afar, Tinhat loons sing, "Domelijah!" HP fandom is woooooorst! HP fandom is worst! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! ataniell93 2003-12-23 08:21 am UTC (link)
	Ha. WE don't have Victoria Bitter. grin (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! smo 2003-12-23 08:26 am UTC (link)
	True, but I've never even read the HP books, and I can still get my jollies from reading their incredible wank. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! squeakytoy 2003-12-23 08:40 am UTC (link)
	Mock we merrily on high! In fandom the wanks are winging! Mock we verily and sigh! That fans are always whinging! WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANK! WA-A-ANK! Behold another sock troll! WA-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-ANK! WA-A-ANK! Behold another sock troll! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

Re: And again I say, Brilliant!

smo
2003-12-23 10:17 pm UTC (link)

Il est ne, le divin Wankfant!
Jouez HP, resonnez RPS!
Il est ne, le divin Wankfant!
Chantons tous son enorme Spamsance!

Depuis plus de quatre mille posts,
Nous les promettons les BNFs,
Depuis plus de quatre mille posts,
Nous attendions les grands trolls...

Ah, qu'il est con, qu'il est chiant,
Que ses chiaulements sont gonflantes,
Ah, qu'il est con, qu'il est chiant,
Qu'il est debile, le divin Wankfant...
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	Mon dieu. silvernutmeg 2003-12-23 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Marry me? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Mon dieu. smo 2003-12-24 07:50 am UTC (link)
	It'll be a ~~white~~ ~~pink~~ red wedding. Oh, who am I kidding? Given the blackened state of my soul, I might as well wear a dress to match. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-24 03:06 am UTC (link)
	Brilliant. Just bloody brilliant. Marry me and have snarky, French spouting wankers. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-24 07:40 am UTC (link)
	They'll quote Shakespeare and Moliere. Bi-nerdial babies! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-24 07:50 am UTC (link)
	Poly-nerdial even! We'll get 'em spouting German even, throw some Goethe at 'em! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-26 07:34 am UTC (link)
	Rock on. They'll be multi-lingual and existentially profound! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-26 08:51 am UTC (link)
	Also likely really really angsty and prone to bouts of self-analysis and thoughts of suicide, but oh well. ;-) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-26 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Well, as long as they don't go about cutting their ears off. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-26 11:35 pm UTC (link)
	But think of the paintings we'd have to put up in the den! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-27 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	"See that? Genuine ~~American~~ ~~German~~ French Impressionist. Meet him? Why, of course. I just put him down for his nap." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-27 10:31 pm UTC (link)
	"Just no sudden movements, he startles easily." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-28 12:55 am UTC (link)
	"And no long earrings - he likes to grab at those." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-28 02:31 am UTC (link)
	"Oh and he has a thing with sunflowers, don't ask." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! smo 2003-12-28 03:12 am UTC (link)
	"You should have seen him last night, he was so cute! Sitting there at his Fisher-Price typewriter, writing some cute little story about a scholar/philosopher selling his soul to the devil." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Sacre dieu! musette 2003-12-28 03:36 am UTC (link)
	"He just started one the other day, about some very depressed young man in love with some girl. What was it called again, Werther? Rather sad though, I worry it's a bit autobiographical." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! sparkysrevenge 2003-12-25 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	having been tortured by the singing of said song in french 1, i appreciate it. muchly. and it's funny. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! smo 2003-12-26 07:25 am UTC (link)
	Hee, I sang it in high school with the chorus. I think we actually did all 96,000 verses, too. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! arabel 2003-12-23 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Ahahahaaaa.... You all rock! fangirls shamelessly (Reply to this)(Parent)

Re: And again I say, Brilliant!

thoms
2003-12-23 10:09 am UTC (link)

Wank, they showed me
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
I quickly ran to see
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
The finest mocks we bring
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
The tears to eyes wank brings
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
Rum-pah-pum-pum
Rum-pah-pum-pum
Now the flames begin
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
Whe-en we come.

Little fangirl!
pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
You write the Mary Sue's!
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
You're delusional!
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
You can't write worth crap!
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
Rum-pah-pum-pum
Rum-pah-pum-pum
He's not going to fuck you
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
Whe-en you come.

HP started it
pah-rum-pah-pum-pum.
LOTR ran with it
pah-rum-pah-pum-pum
Buffy kept it going!
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum.
But Anime is the king!
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum.
Rum-pah-pum-pum.
Rum-pah-pum-pum.
And now... they dead from coke.
Pah-rum-pah-pum-pum

(Apologies for the heinous rhyme scheme. It's 3 AM)

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Re: And again I say, Brilliant!

kerikeri
2003-12-23 08:40 pm UTC (link)

You better not wank, you better not cry
You better not bitch, I’m telling you why
Fandom_Wank is coming to town!

They’re making a list of all of you fen
Gonna find out who’s wanking again
Fandom_Wank is coming to town!

They see you when you’re whining about how fanfic sucks
They know you’ve cheated your fan friends out of several thousand bucks

So you better not wank, you better not cry
You better not bitch, I’m telling you why
Fandom_Wank is coming to town!

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	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! mariagoner 2003-12-23 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	Okay... I admit. I think this has to be my favorite alternate-carol out of all the ones so far listed. Bravo! Bravo, I say! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Re: And again I say, Brilliant! onetrickpony 2003-12-24 01:31 am UTC (link)
	Jingle bells, your fic smells And this pairing sucks All the real fen know that it's Dom that Elijah fucks - OH! I don't care if you think that my story stank. But if I call you a whore I'll be on fandom_wank! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2003-12-23 08:21 am UTC (link)
	applauds (Reply to this)

	fryingpanofdoom 2003-12-23 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	Falls off chain All of those songs were brilliant! ^__^* (Reply to this)

	darkrose 2003-12-23 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	dies We need to compile these into a book of Wanky Carols. Maybe we can start a new tradition! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	smo 2003-12-23 10:18 pm UTC (link)
	I second the motion. I don't want to live in a world in which "The Little Wanker Boy" isn't worth preserving for posterity. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	crickets 2003-12-24 09:57 pm UTC (link)
	gigglesnort All of these are fabulous! (Reply to this)

	sarajayechan 2003-12-25 07:06 am UTC (link)
	applauds for everyone's Wank-mas carols Brilliant! All of you! (Reply to this)

sarajayechan
2003-12-25 07:19 am UTC (link)

Okay, time for me to throw in a contribution. *rolls up sleeves*

*Pitchpipe sounds*

Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! So much for us to laugh at!
Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! How snarky are thy pot-shots!

The BNFs, you proudly mock!
While speaking of Intellicock!

Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! You send the tinhats running!
Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! Because it's fucking FUNNY!

Bulging couches and shipping wars!
HP fandom brings wank galore!

Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! You send the tinhats running!
Oh, Fandom_Wank! Oh Fandom_Wank! Because it's fucking FUNNY!

I hope that was good. ^_^; I've never been good with rhyming. n.n; Merry Christmas, all!

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