Twelve Days of Wank-Mas (II)
Yes, I know it's been ably done just a few posts down. I just thought that it would be nice to mock mention a few of our more...uh...prominent wankers and wanketypes in our version!

After some consultation with arabel, I penned the following ditty...

The Twelve Days of Wank-mas!

On the twelfth day of Wank-mas, the fandoms gave to me:

Twelve fandoms wanking,
Eleven sockies posing,
Ten believers preaching,
Nine (grammar) Nazis grumping,
Eight poseurs boasting,
Seven fans a-bitching,
Six Big-Name’s flouncing,
FIVE ALL-CAPS TROLLS!!!!!!!111!!1!!1
Four OTPs,
Three Tin Hats,
Too many Potter-fen,
And a Mary Sue in a pear tree!